Trash King~

Literal trash.

[noivern]

i discovered i have a packet of gold glitter!!!!!

[noivern]

how do you clean glitter off a keyboard im asking for a friend

[northernpasty]

[pure-posts]

[lesbiamdionysus-deactivated2019]

MY FUCKIN HEART

[pizzaotter]

I WISH YALL WOULD STOP POSTING THIS SAD POKÉMON SHIT I CANT TAKE ANYMORE

[inorananoo-blog]

[dumbbadger]

🐾

[sixpenceee]

This is way too realistic and terrifying. Found in Frightland in Middletown, Delaware.

[tumbalaria]

fuck

[yomieeee]

[ebanoniwa-deactivated20190718]

冬という季節がとても好きです

もっと寒くなってほしいなあ

[unbotheredmuse]

[finalfantasylesbians]

Give Crowe Altius a girlfriend

[hujita]

加賀

[darusen]

blessed gif

[sebastianfucker]

successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me

[sebastianfucker]

My roommate came to get me because the cat was missing. I paused the show and went outside and I was all walking around the crime scene like okay the kitchen window is open and there is no screen so he must have jumped out here and ran off and they were like “so he’s gone???”

And I was like “we’ll pretend I’m a cat. There are two ways to go, towards the street and the lights or into the dark. A cat would choose the quieter dark spot” so I went into the dark and there like ur never gonna find him but I said LISTEN Spike was an outside cat before we moved and he’s been trapped inside so I bet he ran to the most bushy and grassy area. They said I was full of shit but u know what I found in the bushes? The fucking cat bitch I’m FBI material.

[jojophins-deactivated20210918]

The guy with the gun: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius

The guy behind the camera: Virgo, Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer 

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.

[thebootydiaries]

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

[rowdy-3]

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

[17000-bees]

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

[royalharkinian]

Me, 80 years old and I’ve walked for more then five minutes: IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

[kasaneteto]

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

[kasaneteto]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This has me genuinely fuckin losing it