[toastbutteregg]

i feel like id be like… how much did u sell it for?? lmk ill pay it instead

[pyaarisms]

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

[thatstupidache]

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

[airmercury]

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

vanya: just a little grammar tip

vanya: ‘farther’ is for physical distance

vanya: ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance

vanya, tearing up: ‘father’ is for emotional distance

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

*goes back to school after a long holiday*

how do i hold a pen

[ghazal67]

[daco-broman]

flex on em

[robotlyra]

EXCUSE ME?

[cashonlydreams]

That reveal though

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

[imthegirlwhowaited]

the russian commentary is truly the best part though

“He’s huge!! So chubby!”

“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”

“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”

[that4amkick]

at the start i thought that was the god damn kracken grabbing their ship

[primordialsandstonedevice-deact]

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

[boethiah]

when you successfully resist a self-destructive impulse

[cacnea]

[penis-hilton]

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

[coffeemugger224]

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[gorps]

Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway

[gorps]

Average day on a california freeway

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

is. that a Luftwaffe plane??

[kkoongie]

It sure is!

[itsagifnotagif]

I am speechless I knew he was a fucking idiotic dumbass but not that he literally has the intelligence of an ant. Actually that’s insulting to ants.

[polyglotplatypus]

if u ever wonder how europeans can rely on trains so much to travel thru entire countries

this is why

(312km/h is about 194mph)

[spectre-head]

? Yea is this not the same everywhere??

[polyglotplatypus]

doesnt seem to be

[disregardcanon]

Also, most areas in America don’t even HAVE passenger rail anymore

[quietdoppelganger]

The automotive industry purposely tried to kill off trains here in America

[salty-red-mage]

Public transit in general if we’re being honest.

[killjoylastlaughter-deactivated]

As an europeean, what the fuck america?

[technicolorrelays]

if you ever see something weird about america chances are it’s because some powerful industry decided to kill something that would have worked towards the public good for profit

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[gayvian]

why does the burger king app have quests

[earthdad]

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

the scientists

[theshitneyspears]

How I’m going through 2019:

[heathermason1983]

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

[theluminousnight]

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

[missednights]

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

[hoesaekyoongi]

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

[flowerr--child]

Not even a good price ….

[theshitneyspears]

How…do you know

[whoredrigo]

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

[mens-rights-activia]

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment