[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[brattylikestoeat]

This will always be one of my favorite videos. 

[kaydean]

get to know me, pick some numbers.

1. selfie 2. what would you name your future kids? 3. do you miss anyone? 4. what are you looking forward to? 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? 7. what was your life like last year? 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? 9. who did you last see in person? 10. are you good at hiding your feelings? 11. are you listening to music right now? 12. what is something you want right now? 13. how do you feel right now? 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? 15. personality description 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? 17. opinion on insecurities. 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? 19. have you ever been to New York? 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? 21. age and birthday? 22. description of crush. 23. fear(s) 24. height 25. role model 26. idol(s) 27. things i hate 28. i’ll love you if… 29. favourite film(s) 30. favourite tv show(s) 31. 3 random facts 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? 33. something you want to learn 34. most embarrassing moment 35. favourite subject 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? 37. favourite actor/actress 38. favourite comedian(s) 39. favourite sport(s) 40. favourite memory 41. relationship status 42. favourite book(s) 43. favourite song ever 44. age you get mistaken for 45. how you found out about your idol 46. what my last text message says 47. turn ons 48. turn offs 49. where i want to be right now 50. favourite picture of your idol 51. starsign 52. something i’m talented at 53. 5 things that make me happy 54. something thats worrying me at the moment 55. tumblr friends 56. favourite food(s) 57. favourite animal(s) 58. description of my best friend 59. why i joined tumblr 60. ask me anything you want

[tofublock]

afternoon break

[d3monicas]

DEATH NOTE ⚔

[reehlia]

(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。 °◌̊･｡ﾟ

[weirdmageddon]

[dweebzilla]

Please help my partner avoid homelessness

Hi, My name is Jay, but more importantly, my partner's name is Jinx. They're a non-binary black writer, sex worker, and activist, and I love them so much, but their mother kicking them out on November 30th, 2020. There's more information on the GoFundMe page, started and run entirely by them, but essentially they're trying to raise $7,500 to finish getting their license, get a car, and move in with some friends who are offering to help. All I can do for them right now is spread this and give them exposure because I'm experiencing secondary homelessness myself, so even if you can't donate please reblog this so it gets to people who can. Thank you so much.

Click here for the GoFundMe

(image ID: a phone screenshot of the GoFundMe, titled "Black Enby on the Verge to be Homeless". The goal is $7,500 and the screenshot shows no donations. The eyecatcher photo for the fundraiser is a black non-binary person with a shaved head wearing a black sun hat, dark eyeshadow, a pink face mask, two thin chokers, a black pair of shortalls with a white outline sun-and-moon pattern, a black plain tee shirt, and a grey cardigan. They are looking at the camera and posing with the cardigan open so it doesn't obstruct the rest of the outfit. End ID)

[dfjks74r78hdg-deactivated201603]

a new law is about to be passed in Saudi Arabia that will allow the government to execute people for coming out or being openly gay online.

ignoring the fact that this is literally something out of some kind of dystopian novel, in the interests of safety i’ve emptied out my face tag and may temporarily deactivate or password protect this blog.

please reblog this and get the word out, and if you pray, please pray for me and my fellow Saudi LGBTQ+/MOGAI family.

[nicenonbinarythings]

ALSO, for those who need it [x]. its a post on erasing all traces of yourself from the interwebs. 

[kidspointofview]

this is not something to read and keep to yourself. please spread this around. may Allah keep everyone safe.

[french-romarin]

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

[bat--country-deactivated2026032]

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

[maya-tl]

Google Translate: focus

This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US

[just-shower-thoughts]

What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?

[fruitsgardens]

i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!

[mybebopsoul]

[wiittyusername]

Undertale - Hot Dog French Fries (Extended Version)

Hard to believe it’s been a year already… I guess you all asked for this

Up on Youtube for better quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwygBWGhRQ

Credits: Original song ‘Skeletons’ by DomFera  Choreography for the first dance section by @brakken 

[hguuy123]

[simpconnoisseur]

THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????

[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[lioness-calanthe]

This belongs in a museum

[yikesbergs]

The McElroy Family Instagram is both cursed and blessed at the same time

[chatnooir]

I know this never works but sigh…

I need insulin and my antidepressants. Immediately. I need 40 bucks more to be able to get enough for me to not go crazy or bloody die.

I’m very scared and we don’t have any money. My family is not only abusive but we live off food stamps and have barely enough to live everyday.

I need this money to live.

Please, I am begging. If I managed to get at least 1 dollar from a person, I’d be more grateful than you can think.

I am scared and helpless.

Please, please help me.

http://paypal.me/alistair433

http://paypal.me/alistair433

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[kcuts-emoh]

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

[dopedefendorsnickersnee]

Y E S

[snaker0t]

I am LIVING