Doffy's Shitpost Blog

Here there be monsters My true art blog can be found https://panappleexpress.tumblr.com and my One Piece ask blog is https://askpinktrash.tumblr.com

[left-reminders]

[profeminist]

[chicken-fluff-butts]

[lildump-deactivated20180705]

chiggins in the sun

[bloomflowersbloom]

This is what life is about

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[despazito]

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

lady antebellum

shinedown

daughtry

the fray

kings of leon

theory of a deadman

skillet

rob thomas

the script

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

[valtsv]

“accidental co-parents of the found family group to lovers” is an underrated trope that i really want to see more of

[valtsv]

bonus points if they’re both utter morons who are woefully underqualified for any leadership position but everyone else in the group is even more incompetent so they’re the voices of reason by default

[fullpraxisnow]

“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”

— It Is Expensive to Be Poor | The Atlantic

[bae-in-maine]

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

[tsimehcla]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this took a completely different direction than what i had anticipated

[spiraphobia]

[cerastes]

When it’s been 40 minutes since you placed your order and you’re really hungry but you still are waiting patiently because you know the food industry is hard and you hope the waiters and cooks are having a good day.

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[the-quierdest-deactivated202506]

No no you're missing the best part

[gahdamnpunk]

I have no faith in a proper investigation.

#SayHerName  #SadieRobertsJoseph

[askpinktrash]

Photos from this year's metrocon!

[larvinya]

[tepig-guy]

long????

[joeseph-stallion-deactivated202]

fool, that is the embodiment of death

[tepig-guy]

death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful

me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mioxenoblade]

a meme so hot it’s measured by scovilles

[mioxenoblade]

this post really took off I’m glad :)

[always-bookgasming]

I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS OMG SO TRUE

[always-bookgasming]

A literal hot take

[catchymemes]

[weirdmageddon]

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

[weirdmageddon]

[xanthera]

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this

[lettythepetty]

[raineymazecave]