Early Curfew

Gianna-Kailynn-Daniella-Camille |"Seriously Unserious"|

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I wish this moment could’ve lasted forever

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She was good at reading people, but not good at reading books

A guy in my class

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“I couldn’t even cry when all I wanted to do was die”

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What if there was a white person zoo? And it would just be a bunch of white people making casseroles inside cages. And the like they would be like, 'Oh Susan, you want to try the casserole I just made?' 'Oh no Becky, I'm actually on a diet.'

Camille

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Classic Daniella

Daniella's mother: *after meeting new neighbors* Does anyone remember their names???

Daniella: No, I never do. I never focus on the other person during introductions because I'm too worried about messing up my own name.

Dad: *Bursts out laughing*

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So cute

Today I saw this really cute couple get in their car after going to Chipotle and I was kind of creepily watching them in their car. And for a second I thought I saw them kissing intensely but no. I realized that the girl was actually just taking a bite out of his Chipotle burrito. And honestly, if sharing your Chipotle isn't love, I don't know what is. This made my day.

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What's the different between Jesus and Santa?

Camille

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Anyone who smokes is a hippie and hippies are the vermin of this world.

This guy I met

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Camille: *imitating white people* Oh Roger, are you free for our Tacobell Tuesday?!

Daniella: WE ACTUALLY HAVE THAT

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Scorpio Jealousy

Daniella: And my sign rules Uranus. *winks* I'm an Aquarius.

Adult: And what planet does Scorpio rule?

Daniella: I don't remember off the top of my head. * to her dad* But you get the sun, Dad.

Dad: (proudly) I do. Everything just revolves around me.

Adult Scorpio: Wait. He gets the freaking sun?! Why the hell does he get the sun?! I WANT THE SUN!

*later*

Daniella: I have a story.

Dad: The one where at the end the guy goes "you're it"?

Daniella: Well now I can't tell it, you spoiled the punch line.

Scorpio Man: I didn't hear what he said. I really only hear half of it and then I zone out and get really mad because he gets the sun. But I want the sun! But then I go "you gotta let it go" and I do for a bit. And then I go back to how badly I WANT THE SUN.

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Astrology with Adults

Daniella: And my sign rules Uranus. I'm an Aquarius. Adult: And what planet does Scorpio rule? Daniella: I don't remember off the top of my head. * to her dad* But you get the sun, Dad. Dad: (proudly) I do. Everything just revolves around me. Adult Scorpio: Wait. He gets the freaking sun?! Why the hell does he get the sun?! I WANT THE SUN!