that tweet that's like "i love when it gets busy at starbucks and the gay baristas get mean" but the gay baristas are marcus tullius cicero and starbucks is the dying roman republic
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that tweet that's like "i love when it gets busy at starbucks and the gay baristas get mean" but the gay baristas are marcus tullius cicero and starbucks is the dying roman republic
#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
Emily Wilson's absolutely fucking savage review of The Odyssey film has made me want to re-read her translation and also maybe propose marriage.
"It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible."
she fucking murdered himmmmm ♥️♥️♥️
Have you read The Neverending Story by Michael Ende (orig. Die unendliche Geschichte, 1979)?
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oscar piastri: when stupidity is great enough it becomes malice. not only is carlos an idiot and a criminal and a life ruiner but he's annoying. everyone thinks so. we've talked about it.
rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance
Knowing that Christopher Nolan has no idea of women’s inner lives AND that he knows his own happiness is completely reliant on his wife, who is also his boss, without whom he would be creatively and emotionally adrift, suggest that his marriage is this intensely spiritual, almost theological type of femdom. Not unlike the guy who defrauded Harvard with a fake “Jesus’ wife” papyrus less as a financial fraud than as an extension of his belief that his own wife, with whom he was in a femdom relationship, was the reincarnation of Mary Magdalene. But Nolan is, I guess, a more pagan iteration, in which Emma Thomas is like a puzzling oracle to whom her husband must keep making a variety of sacrifices to please. A sort of cargo cult femdom. I’m very happy for them both, to be clear.
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has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?
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Italy's Jannik Sinner after winning his final match against Germany's Alexander Zverev. Wimbledon - All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, London, Britain - July 12, 2026. Sinner beat Zverev 6:7, 7:6, 6:3, 6:4
crazy how telling the world you were assaulted by a male partner gets you scorned, scrutinized, and called a liar as a woman but if you're a man you can assault not one but TWO women on multiple occasions and still have other men sucking your dick and calling you one of the greats of all time because "well there's no hard evidence"
call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.