Rust and Stardust

I'm simply just here...

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[fineillsignup]

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

[abysmallylost23]

[passivefan-deactivated20230702]

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

a SWAMP is a wetland that can support trees a MARSH is a wetland that cannot support trees

[legislacerator]

pretty fucked up that brokeback mountain is a horrifically sad movie and yet everyone acted like it was peak comedy

i remember when brokeback mountain was released (before i realized i was gay) and i remember everyone making “i wish i knew how to quit you” jokes and looking back it’s absolutely depressing how people reacted to brokeback mountain

the movie was a depressing look into being closeted and in love and being outed and gay ppl being violently murdered and somehow all straight people took away from it was “it’s so funny because…. they’re Gay…. it’s a Gay Movie”

[plain-flavoured-english]

I remember when Brokeback Mountain came out. It was the joke of the year. People thought the ‘gay cowboy movie’ was the funniest thing they’d ever heard of. SNL had a field day. You couldn’t get away from the ‘I wish I could quit you’ jokes. It wasn’t until years later when I actually saw it that I was like, ‘Holy shit, this is a deadly-serious fucking tragedy. What the fuck, people. What the fuck.’

[ijaazat]

beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…

[guava-jarritos]

[llleighsmith]

want your own life dude! don’t long for anyone else’s life. even with the hardest most painful parts don’t pretend they’re not there, just fill your life up with as much of what you love what moves you what fulfills you what makes you happy and the hard shit becomes easier to deal with because you know there are all these things that keep you going. want your own life! it’s yours, only yours, no one else could have possibly been you isn’t that cool?

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[alma418-deactivated20230221]

[vithcy]

Now wait a minute...

[surprisebitch]

i’m 5′7 and a guy.. guess that makes me minor-coded 

[greenishness]

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

[cleffairie]

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

[greenishness]

this post was uploaded to reddit here’s my favorite review

[ohbellamy]

The Crows in the Shadow and Bone trailer (2021)

[anxietyproblem]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

[headspace-hotel]

The four seasons: hot girl summer, scary woman winter, weird lady spring and goth bitch autumn

[nelyafinwe]

huge vivaldi energy in this post

[newathens]

[newathens]

[ducktollers]

[ID: A digital bust portrait of Katara coloured in blue tones. She faces the viewer with a stern expression and her hands are raised near her face with water floating between them. She’s wearing the top section of her hair pulled back while the rest flows around her, covering her chest and shoulders so that only her hands and necklace are visible. Her hair loopies are braided. End ID.]

drew the greatest waterbending master in honour of international womens day 😌🎉

[sadiekqne]

tag yourself: hoo books

the lost hero: biting cold, a stomach’s drop after a long fall, silver’s shine, exploring abandoned places, relentless snow, static shocks, wolves’ howls, spicy food, vibrant desert sunsets, & loud, laughing shouts

the sun of neptune: pouring rain, holding your breath as your throat burns, horses’ neighs, bloodied knees, soft smiles, endless golden fields, the screech of a bird of prey, thundering steps, & shimmering ice

the mark of athena: stifling humidity, fingers drumming nervously, tea with honey, thundering horse hooves, cobbled streets, comfortable touches, citrus fruit, & pancakes with too much syrup

the house of hades: howling wind, intertwined hands, waves rocking a boat, whispered i-love-you’s, sprouting plants, gold’s glimmer, mornings shrouded in fog, & silent, chilly summer nights filled with stars

the blood of olympus: blinding sunlight, crumbling ruins, gentle caresses, a fires’ glowing embers, desperate kisses, summer thunderstorms, new york’s towering skyline, & victorious whoops