Eden

| 24 | They/He/Xe | A bunch of ever changing hyperfixations |

[suddenly-frankenstein]

suddenly, everyone around me disappears, like the rapture has come

[reticent-vampire]

jesus was seen

[yearnalisms]

i need him to be a little mean to me... for science or whatever

[eroscestlavie]

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh my god....

[mossycakes]

meow. meow. meow. nudge. meow. daniel wake up. meow. can we watch the concert proshoots again. please. please. please. meow.

[reticent-vampire]

panel’s not even started yet and he’s already begging to let them fuck on screen god bless

[virginshane]

ilya talking to shane during sex about how shane is the best hockey player in the whole damn league and how ilya is his biggest fan 🥰

[virginshane]

shane goes ”yeah? you are? 🥹” just milking it wanting ilya to keep talking to him about it

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[lucylehane]

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[almost-random-stuff]

Yo, if you are stressed about messy queer vampire (we all know who), take a stop at Heartstopper: the show where every characters is good, communication is good, and even if something goes bad everything will be wrapped up as perfectly and happily as a Christmas gift.

[ladypaperwriterson]

"You simply cannot trust Louis, he's a completely unreliable narrator and every single thing he ever said should be put to question! It's so good that we finally have Lestat's version, which is obviously the only true one - so good to finally have a reliable narrator!"

The reliable narrator:

[weirdistance]

The scene with Scott and Shane right after Shane won Rookie of the year is so fucking funny. Their interaction gets more awkward by the second. Obviously, they are both really straight, and Scott (obviously straight) would never imply that Shane (obviously straight too) has any kind of thing with Ilya. They need to clarify this because there definitely is nothing gay going on here, ever. Since they are both straight.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

i know this scene gets talked about so much but watching the bellboy bit again last night its just so sweet how one of the first things that shane does after implementing cottage honesty is his little bellboy joke like he’s going “play with me! i want to play with you! look how silly I’m being! do bits with me please!” love really is stored in the silly bits you do with your partner

[heatedforhudson]

gif source

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

one redbull and shane could literally blow someone up with his mind

[luulapants]

in a reasonable canon, shane would simply have THEE most dependent and intimate relationship with the montreal team nutritionist. like, he has her on speed dial. they text multiple times per day. she spends 60% of her work hours adjusting meal plans for his texture issues and aversions. nobody else really sees how intense their connection is.

when he was crashing out about trading to ottawa, he said, "You know, it's just gonna be really hard to leave melissa," and hayden was sitting right there like. "melissa?? it's gonna be hard to leave MELISSA??"

but i think we can probably convince melissa to move to ottawa with him, don't worry.