Smut Writing 101 (cliche edition)
please, I beg of you, stay away from all of the below if you can help it. if you can't, then god bless you.
“he licked my lips and I gasped, giving him an opening as our tongues fought for dominance.” (he won btw)
“he smirked against my neck”
pushing against the wall, hands encaging her head and throat clenching (I have to let this one pass- it’s too good)
“I turned away, and he trailed kisses down my neck.”
there must be sudden knocks on the door or what not to build tension- no escaping it.
please, please, please don’t put a whole goddamn pet in the same room during it.
why do all of your characters never have any body acne scars or stretch marks? let’s normalise it in our writing.
in the scenario that it’s a ‘good girl’ fic, where the hell are the condoms coming from? not her, that’s what.
if she doesn’t gasp when it goes in, I don’t want it.
“it’s so big.”
“you’re so tight.”
(what am I doing here)
“it’s not going to fit.”
if it doesn’t ‘stare angrily at you’ I don’t know what to tell you-
he always goes down on her first and she almost always never returns the favour.
sometimes we forget that plan b exists and not everyone in the book world is on the pill because istg I have never seen a character panic for plan b when doing it unprotected
“it was like I had a strange after glow.”
why are the guys all so sweet I mean: “are you okay?” “am I going too fast?” “am I hurting you?” sometimes we just want to be railed and not made love to.