#funny prompt

[skullszeyes]

A: No one wants to do the things you do.

B: Dude, I don't want to do things I do.

[hori-stuff]

I feel like I should post my AUs who are developed on the right account, and the ones not developed are just ideas on this one.

But I don't really know the line between well-developed and just an idea 😭😭😭

[transgenderperyton]

bad crack fic idea: a couple in an open relationship are exitedly reenacting their latest lay to each other only to realize. . . they're talking about the same person

[just-a-few-prompts]

A: Here, B, let’s see if C has a solution. I’m sure they can think of something

A: *opens the door*

C, yelling on the phone: What do you MEAN there’s a dog!? No, I don’t care if ‘he was polite until two minutes ago,’ does this situation call for a dog!? It sure wasn’t in the plan!

A:

B: …. So…. Google?

A: Google *closes the door*

[skullszeyes]

A: Can I get a second job? Like, people have second jobs, can I do that too?

B: Yes?

A: Okay, good, cause you're not paying well.

[unicorn360draws]

DP X DC

GhostTheoriesBlogging.com is a blog that has the Batfam on a manhunt for the writer. His recent theory?

"Are all the rouges in Gotham Bruce Wayne's fault?"

It starts "Have you ever noticed that Bruce Wayne, famous playboy billionaire, was friends with many of the most dangerous rouges in Gotham. Why is this? Is there something going on behind Bruce?"

It ends "With these theories as evidence, I think I can safely, but aledgedly, confirm that the rouges are all Bruce Wayne's fault."

Bruce hasn't left the batcave, trying to find a way to apologize to Harvey and Harley and Hush and Cobblepott and almost all his rouges while Jason keeps moving the signals and cutting the wifi. Dick, Damian, and Tim are on the physical manhunt while Barbra is trying to break through the government level security of the blog. Stephanie and Cass had been dispersed earlier to a strange town that had disappeared called Amity Park so they're unable to help with the manhunt to make GhostTheoryBlogging apologize for making their dad cry.

Imagine the shenanigans, or the angst, they all get into. Danny is constantly having to save Wes from these quick ninja shadow things while the batfam have to keep finding Wes after a streak of cackling light grabs and "saves" him. Eventually, they find a young 15 year old boy, fighting a large dragon and realize that something bigger than Bruce's hurt feelings (poor man can't catch a break) and a rebel blogger is going on here.

[skullszeyes]

A: That's kind of cruel of you.

B: I'm made to be cruel.

[skullszeyes]

A: I just saw your ex kissing someone else!

B: ...Oh, thank god, or whoever is up there!