Fear The Floof

Just my blog where I post anything and everything I find interesting!

[thememedaddy]

[stevenscrivello]

[iris-in-the-dark-world]

I like how this post’s reblog/like ratio is over 100%

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[catchymemes]

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

[headspace-hotel]

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

[bunjywunjy]

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-

[timefortigers]

dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog?

[that1nkyone]

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[zukriuchen]

[howlingday]

H U H ?

[animentality]

[byjove]

I keep getting tourism ads revolving around the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence and I think there is this thought that this will be like the bicentennial in 1976 and all these businesses will profit from patriotic merch sales and tourism to historical sites and it’s so out of touch it’s insane. Nobody is proud to be an American. I’ve never been patriotic but I’m not even in the mood to be like “FUCK King George! FUCK British colonial rule.” Just reading the Declaration of Independence hurts because that shit is so ironic.

[byjove]

reading the “…whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government.” passage of the Declaration of Independence and putting my head in my hands

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[dingdongyouarewrong]

do you ever read a ‘callout post’ where the summary on top is like ‘they EAT BABIES and RUN A COFFEE SHOP FOR MURDERERS and they HATE GAY PEOPLE’ and then you scroll down and actually read the post and it’s like, they posted about lamb chops once, they work at starbucks and one time someone who killed someone had a coffee at that starbucks, and they made a ‘fruit (derogatory)’ joke once

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[glumshoe]

some of the time it’s this, some of the time it’s shit like “six in-depth paragraphs about problematic opinions on Steven Universe followed by an offhand mention of the time they faked their own illness and death in order to pose as their own fictional partner and crowdfund medical and funeral expenses”

[disableddeinosaur]

Shitven universe is full of problematic writing though. It is a problematic show. Large perceptage of post calling it out are not problematic.

[glumshoe]

No offense, but if someone is committing real world crimes, I could not give one molecule of a shit about their opinions on a children’s show about rocks that sing and punch each other. Do not bury receipts of actual crimes or dangerous behaviors under punchy rock discourse. Too many times I have seen callout posts about genuinely reprehensible things “padded” heavily with trivial greviances about liking the wrong cartoons. If I have to scroll through your essay about [spins wheel] rock boobies to get to the sexual assault receipts then your callout fucking sucks and you should be ashamed.

[disableddeinosaur]

@glumshoe So you are perfectly willing to excuse the fact that shitven universe made genocidal fascist space nazis. And because they were arbitrarily “family”, decided that they should be reformed with no punishments for their crimes.

And then the sequel series depicted mental illness as something that makes you physically and violently destructive to everything and everyone in your surroundings. That mental illness can be insta fixed with having a hug and saying you are there and feel better.

Btw I usually block people who try to divert the conversation away from shitven universe being a bad show. Because it show’s they encourage writing like that. And don’t think critically about problematic themes finding their ways into shows meant for kids.

People really don’t like hearing this. But serious problematic issues in the real world can often find their way into fiction, and it’s not a good idea to put those into kids shows as minor things that are forgivable. When discourse surrounding stuff like that says it is excusable or not worth dying over. The responses show just how people think and care about issues like that. A piece of media having the audacity to show completely heinous actions or horribly handled representation as forgivable.

[glumshoe]

[shakes you vigorously by the lapels]

I don’t know how to tell you this in a way you will understand but committing crimes is worse than watching cartoons.

Maybe my priorities need to be reassessed but I am pretty confident that someone who enjoys South Park and doesn’t sexually abuse people is a better person than someone who exclusively enjoys media that’s beyond reproach and is a rapist.

Like, Jesus Christ, it literally doesn’t matter whether or not Ted Bundy listened to John Lennon. He killed people!!! He literally killed people!!! Hurting people and committing crimes is worse than having bad taste! My god!!!!

[disableddeinosaur]

It’s just fiction is not an excuse for bad writing. It’s not an excuse for tell children abusive family should be forgiven, that genocidal nazis should be forgiven, or that mental illness is harmful to everyone around them. Contrary to what people on the internet tell you. Fiction reflects reality and vice versa. The excuse that they are completely exclusive is ignorant at best. What you enjoy and produce content about says a lot about you and what you believe, and is worth self reflection when callled out that what you like is reflective of you.

[glumshoe]

IF YOU STAB SOMEONE TO DEATH IN AN IKEA YOUR OPINIONS ON PINK DIAMOND COULD LITERALLY NOT BE LESS RELEVANT

[my-dailydreams]

[sleeepy-sun]

Me when i ask my friends abt their interests:

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

[darinaethelaianprophet]

something something, protecting annoying people from dangerous policies

[maxleggy]

my super power is that i can make several people reblog a picture of a maned wolf, look:

[myluros]

look maned wolf are just so special okay? it has nothing to do with you... it's just... just look:

unrelated (or not) but they made a show where one of the characters (the main one, actually) is a maned wolf werewolf? i think there is vampires too? and a lesbian couple.

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[j-h-cubedman]

Living in Australia, I'm kinda always at the mercy of my posts lining up with crappy timezones, so when I came back to Tumblr and realised there was a fully in-built post scheduling system, I was very excited...only to happily realise that even with that in mind, Tumblr has a much more 'time-blind' and relaxing approach to posts. It lifts my spirits whenever I see that somebody's gone through my catalogue or liked a post that had been put out days or even weeks ago, and it appears that that's a far more prevalent phenomenon on this site compared to anywhere else. A guy could get used to this more easygoing posting experience, although of course that's all thanks to folks like you! Thank you all. BONUS:

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutecoral]

Some clarifications and an update

[biglawbear]

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Stay out of the notes of this one guys.

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[dragonsmirk]

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch