what???

he/him, what am i supposed to put here

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 973: 🐢 & 🫵

[parkchanwoohoo]

Uncle: [Hi!! Been a while!]

Me: [Hi, Uncle. It's been a while. How have you been?]

Uncle: [Wow, your Korean is GREAT!]

Me: [Please don't say that, Uncle]

Uncle: [Oh, (negated verb) so (adjective), I've been (verb)(present progressive particle) a lot and you know my (noun) is (adjective)]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me: Uncle it's important to me that you know that I don't understand most of what you're saying rn

Uncle: Ah, your (adjective) (noun) again. Listen, you (past tense verb) (adverb) and worked (adverb) and it really (not even sure, it could be a verb or noun)

Me: Uncle, I can, uh, "guess" (English) your meaning, but I'm not being, uh, humility, I really don't understand

Uncle: And yet here we are, (verb)(present) with no problems!!

[thefugitivesaint]

oakoak, 'Free Rothko', 2024 Source

[freshcuntgrass]

The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them

[piyoyoyo4]

🌿ナゾノクサ / Oddish

[sagetheomnivore]

I quite like the implication that instead of waving him off and saying “yeah yeah yeah shut up I don’t know what that means”, Ryland would’ve sat down and let Rocky describe the words, find the human equivalent, and then type them into the computer to allow this verbal beating

[sabertoothwalrus]

he's so normal

[xxsaintbaldwinxx]

High King Margo, the destroyer

[strawberry-crocodile]

Star Wars (1977) is good because its a really good 70s fantasy movie and not a star wars movie

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[lookalivealivealive]

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[bigmsaxon]

A shrewsie, my answer to @bowelfly's call for more shrewnanigans.

[bowelfly]

slow shrews day is going to become part of my lexicon from now on

(for context, i made a joke post on bluesky that inspired a deluge of extremely fun shrew art in the replies & reblogs)

[orteil42]

there should be more phoneme shifts happening… more rebracketings… there's still time for the english language to evolve… i hope to see the advent of "I wrote a nardicle" in my lifetime

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[liquidstar]

I hate those posts with a fake readmore link. I'll go into more detail bellow

Yeah fuck you it was real

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know