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lord-momonga

*September 1st on Tumblr*

lord-momonga

You can only reblog this once a year

hjartasalt

Why is tumblr Bolivian now

hjartasalt

No but to be fair the shades of the colours they used resemble the lithuanian flag far more than the bolivian one

For reference, this is the lithuanian flag:

And this is the bolivian one:

I also had a moment of "hm that is... not lithuania" when I saw the flag cause the bolivian flag is usually much brighter than this haha. Also apparently it's for black history month

ohthisisgonnasuck

As an islander, I thought it was the Rasta flag:

hjartasalt

You know what maybe it is who fucking knows

hjartasalt

I give up

hjartasalt

Ok so I get where you guys are coming from but this is the pan african flag:

And these are the pan african colours:

So in conclusion: ?????

hjartasalt

POV you check the notes on this post

sludgebat

cronusamporaofficial

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

sludgebat

stabble1234

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

sludgebat

lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

sludgebat

alonelyangel6-blog

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

sludgebat

khajittink

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

sludgebat

conchiolin

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

sludgebat

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

haybalesims

dropkickpikachu

ba groba naby dooni tudem

eggcaw

yes

#sims

heller-castiel

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

beatrice-otter

It does not have to be--and shouldn't be! this is tumblr!--a picture of yourself. Or at least not an identifiable one. Pick your favorite ficitonal character, or animal, or work of art. Just pick something!

alexseanchai

[image: the two Supernatural frames where Castiel says "I love you" and Dean does not reply in kind, but with a default Tumblr icon saying "I love you" and Dean replying "u need to make a fucking profile".]

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honestly a profile pic that's only one color would be an improvement. like literally open up Paint, hit a color button at random and the Fill tool so every one of those 400x400 pixels is color hex code #f400a1 or whatever, save and upload, et voila. nobody has the power to dox you based on your 100% Hollywood cerise profile picture. but it tells us you're a real live human being.

(it tells us that better than a picture of your real live human face would, actually, since the spambots do love stealing photos of people)

(it doesn't tell us anything about your interests except that you like bright pink, or dark powder blue or kelly green or jet black or whatever you're going with here, but that might be your point and is entirely beside mine)

gurinderstehara

^ my rebuttal

alexseanchai

...okay, yeah, a profile pic composed of four different default Tumblr profile pics also serves to prove that you're a real life human with a sense of humor

animate-mush

Jokes on you, I keep the default specifically SO people will block me

delgado-master

Yours is such an old default profile that it also proves you’re a real person, joke’s on you

syn4k

goodtimeswithscar

succubused

flat fuck friday

succubused

you know what day it is

hooray4skeleton

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

thesuperheroesnetwork

By Lee Gatlin

On Flagpole | Twitter | Site

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kholran

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

beggars-opera

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

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klapollys

YK WHAT TIME IT IS

#ace attorney

verified-villain-fxcker

Y’all not to be that person, but Black Adam was actually really good.

eggcaw

THANK YOU

#I LOVED it!!!!#the visual effects #the soundtrack #the whole message of the movie #YES

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.