EggySpaceBoi

finally living out the angsty, cringy, online youth that I deserved

[sayruq]

[chucktaylorupset]

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

[wantonlywindswept]

does it look like this

[vickythestrange]

[politijohn]

Source

Good

[uprightbat]

I like that this implies that it's a difficult thing for employers to do and that it will take two years to roll it out. Like just write it down girl

[duckbunny]

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

[witches-ofcolor]

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

[rubensmuse]

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

[callmebliss]

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

[a-sentient-cup]

[pojkflata]

If only I could travel back to 1997 and tell all those journalists glazing Harry Potter for "making kids want to read again" that the kids they're talking about would go on to never read another book in their life

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[cath-lic]

images that WILL go triple platinum if i have my way

[babyboomerbullshit]

Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Wow

[amesann-reblog]

Weirdest experience I ever had with this is with a customer at work.

It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.

However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.

TL; DR = Boomers are weird and this one was given a glimpse behind the veil of self awareness in a Tesco Extra

[eggyspaceboi]

Hello, Im Falestine from Gaza🍉🍉. . Im married and have son his name yousef , i born him in war.

Sorry if I am harassing you asking for help, I am extremely embarrassed and embarrassed of trying to ask for help.

I simply don’t want to die, I want to live I want to give Yousef a better life. Help me to escape Gaza

I lost apart of my family😭, my home, and everything I own. We are living in difficult circumstances. I hope you can help me by donating even a simple thing orو publishing 🙏🙏

My campaign was vetted by 90ghost🫂

https://gofund.me/7e05a237

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[pompomdemiel]

help a latina enby get something to eat please!

i don’t need much i promise i need like 40$? 😩 i just want to be able to get groceries please!

k*fi

[eggyspaceboi]

🚨‼️Please don't ignore my post, it may be the last thing I write

My wife Rehab and her baby survived an unsurvivable ordeal. She went into early labor and gave birth during the massacre. She gave birth in a tent, we are currently living in a tent on the street with my wife and young children. My wife Rehab and I want to reach the goal as soon as possible👩‍🍼 To get out of the Gaza Strip, me and my family to safety Let's challenge and go to achieve the goal ❤️‍ 🙏

Please donate even $20 so that the goal can be achieved 🎗️

🔗https://gofund.me/67c82bf4

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[eggyspaceboi]

Hello, I hope you find my message well.🙏

I am Rehab from Gaza🇵🇸

I'm asking you

For a small donation of $20 to Save 🙏🍉Our Lives from Gaza A

Can you donate for me and my family?

Thanks to your donations we can achieve our goal as quickly as possible and thanks to you you will save my children 🥺

Your support and standing by our side in this difficult time is everything to us ❤️‍🩹

I would be very grateful if you would donate to me and my family, thank you for your generosity in our time of need

https://gofund.me/67c82bf4

❤️🙏🍉Donate to help me and my family

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[eggyspaceboi]

Hello dear friends

My name is Ahmed Khalil from the Gaza Strip. I am a member of a family of eight. Our home was destroyed, and we were forcibly displaced from northern Gaza to the south after orders from Israeli forces.💔🙏

With a heavy heart and a feeling of shame, I am sending you this message from under the bombardment and destruction. The relentless bombing never seems to stop, making Gaza an unsafe place to live.🥺🍉

I ask you to stand by my side and help save me and my family. We urgently need your financial support and help in sharing my posts so that I can secure the basic necessities for my family. Additionally, your donations can help us evacuate to a safe place.🙏🙏🍉

Your small donation and sharing will make a difference and have a significant impact. Please don't hesitate to donate and share.🍉🙏

Thank you for hearing my story.

My campaign is verified by @90_ghsot

https://gofund.me/03d8504e

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[eggyspaceboi]

Hello Dear,

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Tahseen from Gaza. I am writing to you, urgently pleading for your help. I appeal to your mercy and humanity to help us. Please don’t be surprised when I say that you, yourself, are my hope, the hope that can bring life back to me and my children. As you read this message, my family and I are hungry, thirsty, and terrified. We are homeless, depressed, and feeling hopeless. To be honest with you, I can endure famine, thirst, and homelessness, but I cannot bear the thought of watching my children die from starvation.

I am a father of three children, striving alongside my wife to secure a decent life for them. After October 7th, our lives took a drastic turn with the onset of the cruel war on Gaza. Tragically, everything we owned was lost when our home and business were bombed and destroyed. We are now enduring a slow death, living a devastating life in Gaza.

I am reaching out to you after exhausting all other options that could keep us alive. The basic needs of living and the harsh circumstances we are enduring have forced me to write this letter and extend a hand for help. I believe that your generosity and kindness can make a huge difference in our lives and give us the hope we so desperately need.

In response to our dire circumstances, I have created a campaign to help my family rebuild our lives and meet our basic needs for food, water, and other essentials in these harsh conditions. My campaign has been vetted by @olagaza, @90-ghost, @northgazaupdates, & @neptunerings

All I ask is that you reblog the pinned post on my page and donate if you can. Your support would mean the world to us. Please consider visiting my GoFundMe page at https://www.gofundme.com/f/tahseen-family-from-gaza-not-to-feel-hungry By donating and sharing, you are helping me, my wife, and our three children survive the ravages of famine and genocide. You are giving us hope to rebuild our home and reclaim a life that was stolen from us.

I would also greatly appreciate it if you could follow me to stay updated on our situation. I eagerly await your response and thank you in advance for your kindness and support.

With deepest gratitude

Tahseen

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[eggyspaceboi]

Hi 🌟,

I hope this message finds you well. We're facing tough times due to the conflict in Gaza, and we've only managed to raise a small amount so far to support my family and me. Your help could make a huge difference. 🙏

If you're unable to donate, sharing or reblogging my pinned post would be incredibly helpful in spreading the word. Every bit of support counts. 💪

Pinned post: https://www.tumblr.com/ahmedharara/757031731268386816/weve-been-able-to-raise-only-120-so-far?source=share

Donation link: https://gofund.me/f751a38a

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your kindness and support! ❤️

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[unicorn-wrath]