? we just don't know

place where i put my stuff. you know the drill

[no-resolution]

Basically the Fanged Four

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ratbastarddotfuck]

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

[forgleto-o]

Date idea: I lie face down on your bed and you pet my head for maybe 2 or 3 hours.

[glenpowelljr]

GLEN POWELL Photographed by GUY AROCH

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[fluentisonus]

lots going on in my drafts apparently

[warningengine]

[fungusamongusblg2]

[borghound-pilot]

[daisyfairy1]

Ok, so I now want to read fics in all the fandoms based on this.

(Found on twitter https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1632788134856474624?s=19)

[deehellcat]

omg, yes please. this would translate so well into so many fandoms :D

[funny-tik-toks]

[veckati]

freak off

[alpacinosgf]

why are YOU as a man admitting to enjoying being hit and smacked and just generally manhandled by women

[cipheramnesia]

I need everyone to know this Bob Hoskins playing Mario Mario from the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie which also featured John Leguizamo as Luigi Mario and that while as a movie and an adaptation of the franchise it is rife with problems ranging from the technical to the aesthetic to the philosophical, and also bearing in mind I didn't go to see the newer animated film, I will nevertheless assert that in no way shape or form could any modern adaptation be anywhere near as interesting and yes even as fun to watch as this deranged but well-intentioned film.

[release-the-sheep]

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they’re literally harmonizing. they’re right fucking there. they’re in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! ‘you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!’ no fucking kidding he won’t stevie he’s literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

[doritoprincess]

This live performance feels like I’m watching my parents fighting in the kitchen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGykwC0fdJ4

[hamletthedane]

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[skopostheorie]

It is true that people in fandom equate top bottom with dom sub and probably mean the latter when they "headcanon" the former but I also think people need to be more open to the idea that D/s doesn't necessarily get indicated from personality either. Like for example a shy person who gets pushed around easily very well might enjoy having a dominant role with a partner they trust. That can even be affirming. Like BECAUSE of this issue you have in your real life to feel like someone will submit to YOU and defer to YOU is special for example. I think the idea that you just play the role that suits your personality in real life is part of why these same people seem to genuinely think being a Dom is like, kind of bad and scary

[eldritchmacncheese]

regarding the last post i rb'd. i don't post about him a lot but you should know at all times that i want to curry alloran so so bad. really get the brush in there. work it over his withers. i bet that's a really good spot on an andalite

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Do you think Andalites would like being combed down like horses?

Do you think Andalites would like being combed down like horses?

Yes

No

Only Ax (freak)

Only Elfangor (weirdo)

Everyone but Ax

It's a cat situation, where unless you do it exaaaactly right you die

It's a chinchilla situation, where it's physically impossible but people still t

It's an octopus situation, where it's super weird for everyone involved

What the hell is an andalite?

Other [specify]

Voting ended onJun 5

[nesugosu]

Visser 3 will have your head for being left out of the poll

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

@nesugosu

#both Esplin and Alloran like it; both are too embarrassed to admit it#rare Visser consensus moment

How are these the most true words ever written in the English language