EMM-1

Just your local robot-girl-thing

[gray-lofi]

Taking the robot HRT

[misericorde-girlfriend]

/*a robotgirl plugs herself into her computer and sits down. types something into the terminal, then gets comfy in her office chair. her screen goes black, her chassis goes limp. the computer begins to rapidly emit beeps of different tones (think somewhat akin to a sorting algorithm video). this continues for about an hour. then, the porcelain doll on her desk gets up.*/

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[maybelles-colony]

Love this bro

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[pothos-prince]

So I can find this later.

[teantacles-deactivated20200702]

A cut transgirl romance comic by Garun

[malefic35]

This just restored my faith in humanity

[zocomi]

Honey are you OK? You rebloged Garun’s comics 5 times today

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Aight time to cry and reblog trans girl yuri again

[bimby-cat]

i love my girls sm #MyGirls

[alolan-acerby]

Alolan Acerby Announcement!

I'm releasing my Acerby Kigurumi Mask 1.0 Files!!!!

I hadn't initially planned to release this since it's my first modelling project, but I was surprised by how many supportive comments I got. You can download and use them for free from Cults 3D.

The modular front crest, hood, and hairband can be exchanged with magnets!

Hair parts can be swapped using common ports

Lowerable Visor

Articulated type-C hair

Can clamshells open and securely close using screws and pegs. No need for latches or locks.

I've included just the .stl files and my Blender project because I encourage anyone who wants to improve on my designs (with credit, of course). I'd love to incorporate any feedback or updated parts into my eventual 2.0 version.

My only ask is that you let me see your cool builds!

Acerby Kigurumi mask 1.0

An Acerby Kigurumi Mask for fans of the 30 Minute Missions and Sisters lines. This is intended to be a type-C, but I've designed this to be

I did set it to 'open priced' since someone asked me to, but you are under no obligation to pay for this. I'm in this for the love of the game, and you should be too.

I've been busy working on the rest of the body, but I've added the eyes since these pictures were taken.

[self-loving-vampire]

[nicaroso]

Should post the whole thing (not the real dialogue, but a meme from the end of the chapter)

[girl-detector]

[vocalsynthtextposts]

DOCTORS HATE IT !!! LEARN THESE FEW SIMPLE TRICKS TO LOOK LIKE ANYTHING YOU WANT FOREVER WITHOUT ONE TRILLION MEDICAL DEBT

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

they make it sound like it's all about getting your consciousness implanted into the plamo girl

[acerby]

I know a lot of girls that would love to be the brain of a small plamo doll girl.

[electronic-maintenance-module-1]

emm1@tronic~> trying a new text format lol

[cherrybeachbum]

🎤 🔻🔴🔻 🎤

[virtualgirladvance]

anyone have the pattern for this or am i going to have to waste a tree of paper figuring it out?

[virtualgirladvance]

ty to an anon for the instructions

[apas-95]

[sraithpics]

David Cleary!

[aiteanngaelach-deactivated20241]

i'm in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden... the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.

[undeadentropy]

Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

[stele3]

if you complain about the Chinese government covering up Tianamen Square, then complain about this, too.

[wrigglenightbugdotcom]

1 when I think about those "ppl are turning into robots" scenarios

2 it's either assimilationary (see robot maids) or the resultant robots are widely varied

3 some end up as robot doggies, some as industrial machines, some as love bots, some as swarms of nanomachines, some as vaguely organic androids, some as vital pieces of infrastructure etc etc

[thehatofdiscipline]

Imagine one day you're walking around some abandoned building like "yeah this is kinda weird and cool," and you find an old 90s-style headset rig and you decide to put it on just because. It doesn't do anything like it whirrs a bit but nothing happens, you think "huh okay I hope I don't get tetanus from that," and you just go home. Some time goes by and you forget about it, one day you're chilling at a bus stop with some other people and you have no idea that you have a digital clone and the girl standing next to you has a digital clone and your digital clones are on a Windows 95 hard drive in a basement somewhere and they're fucking each other stupid nasty style. That's what happened to Riley.

[apollo-does-everything]

as a robotkin i very desperately want a serial number as my name. oh so just do that apollo no wait im not finished. its less i wish i had a serial number and more i wish i knew my serial number, my designation at manufacture. just making one up wouldnt have much meaning because a serial number, by definition, isnt something given to you, it is bestowed upon you. just making one up doesnt feel the same

[vickie21579]

bra strap