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Heath | 20 | They/Them | This is my dnd side blog! | icon by @swordwieldingdemon | I follow from @weatherchanneloffical

[sockablock]

must I always “heal” my party? is it not enough to simply own dice and be adorable

[barryjeanblues]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

reddit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

for everyone wondering it was DnD fantasy based stuff obv like calling dwarves beard faces but this title blew me away

[joey-wheeler-official]

No this is important to accuratly roleplay high elves

[astriiformes]

HEY I’M LOSING MY GOSHDANGED MIND

[petrichormeraki]

Op you forgot the funniest reply

[cadaverkeys]

DM: you walk into the chamber and its pitch black in there,

everyone tryna restrain themselves from yelling about having fucking darkvision:

[jimhensonreject]

Human/Halfling/Dragonborn gang:

[picturefirelizards]

the new series of Vox Machina Origins is out and it is GLORIOUS

[bi-astolfo]

[millimauk]

im sorry,,,,im soft,,,,

[plounce]

mollymauk b like: i will exist for 7 months. then i will die. kill myself actually. i will leave a generation of gay ppl changed. i will enchant all artists and torment all cosplayers. i will provide character development to a lesbian. i will do shrooms. and i will be illiterate

[bloodyshadow1]

I’m just saying, when she was charmed Yasha took blasts of eldritch energy from Fjord, bolts from Nott stabbing into her, and being pummeled by Beau staff, tanking all of it, most of it with advantage on her wisdom saving throws.  She only got shaken out of the incubus’ charm was when Beau punched her, flesh meeting flesh.  One punch, no advantage, -1 to wisdom, yet Beau’s fist was what woke Yasha up.  I know it’s just the roll of the dice, but that is a plot to a gay movie moment right there

[neonprotagonist]

some dnd memes

and lastly, to call myself out

[psyche-os]

me: oh boy i sure am tired.

me: falls asleep.

the D&D 5E guild artisan at the foot of my bed: reappears

[severalcakes]

THAT SMUG MOTHERFUCKER

When I first saw him in my Player’s Handbook, I dropped the book and cried for three hours.

[actuallybestrpgideas]

[insomnova]

[PERCY’S DISGRUNTLED, NOBLY ACCENTED VOICE] IF YOU’RE GOING TO STEAL THEM AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO WEAR THE PANTS P R O P E R L Y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVE TWINS 😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉

[phantomsteed]

no one:

literally everyone who makes a tiefling oc:

[decadesparrow]

I’d imagine nights can get weird at the Xhorhouse

And, much akin to dumping a pitcher of cucumber water on the floor for no reason:

[probablybadrpgideas]

The party is all half human  half other races looking for their shared human parent.

[venlafaxine-rx]

Change your url op

[generic-goblin]

Human Bard when he sees his gaggle of bastards stumbling into the tavern:

[valdrift]

and they were roommates

[pumat-sols]

[image description: a digital drawing of fjord and molly from critical role. fjord is  wearing a grey hoodie over a black t shirt and jeans. he’s looking off to one side with his hands in his pockets. molly is a lavender tiefling with bright red eyes. he has tattoos and a lot of elaborate gold & silver jewlery. he’s wearing a brightly colored jacket with geometric designs on it. under this is a light blue crop top with “baby slut” written on it in electric pink. he’s also wearing very dark purple paisley pants. he has one hand on fjord’s shoulder, the other on his hip, and he’s smiling.]