stimmy studies

Elena, 18, she/her, literature studies and stim 🌸 original content: #elenastudystim 🌸(following from @psykoticnamaji)

[oneheadtoanother]

[bunjywunjy]

my mom just walked into the room, announced "observe" in a grave voice, and showed me a tupperware of soup

[englishmagic]

And did you observe the soup?

[bunjywunjy]

I did duly observe the soup

[evilwizard]

well, there goes my last hope to ever learn the secret recipe for turning dogs into mustard gravy

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[dontliveinthefuture]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[knuckle-actual]

[crittercountry00]

chewy

[cilantrhoes]

[eveninginparis]

so beautiful so crisp

[thememedaddy]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[amvs]

fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them

[amvs]

fat little girls can do whatever they want forever actually. btw. it’s law now.

[amvs]

if a fat little girl punches her bullies straight in the nose that’s direct action and also a win for feminism

[creativespark]

Paul of Scotland, Destiny Is In Your Hands, 2020 pencil on white paper, 11.69"x16.54"

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[mandatalks]

It has officially been one year since I met aliens at Kmart and the Kmart in question no longer exists.

[karimitic]

The Aliens took the K-Mart back home with them?

[holeodemony]

THAT WAS MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literally me!!! Little girl!!! That was me!!! (I’m a guy now but that was me!!!)

Okay for context, long story short,

Our family is really weird. Really weird. We’re not aliens (at least not that I know of although it’d explain some things) and yet I was a weird kid. Normal autistim child. Mom says that I called everyone ‘humans’ which is really funny — shes always told me that humans are humans, and yet you dont have to be human to be a people (example: cats, bunnies, dogs, et cetera — not human, but still people). Aka mom never corrected me because i was right. Of course she also calls humans humans because we are. I still call people humans but yes. Back to story. Went off topic there.

A long while back, like maybe five years ago, I asked mom if I’m anywhere on the Internet, because given how weird our family is, that wouldn’t be surprising.

She replied that yes, she believes so, because she found a tumblr post that happened earlier that day mentioning an alien encounter in K mart. This exact post.

When she saw it, she was really confused, because wait. My child. With my husband (who transitioned a few years back so is now my other mom!!!). Earlier today. At K mart.

She checked with mom and yes, that interaction did happen, they laughed about it and went about their day. When she told me about this a few years back, she didn’t remember what store, only that it doesn’t exist.

Finally, it recently circulated in conversation again, and since mom remembered the name I have found the post!!!

TLDR; I’m the alien, and hi :) we’re doing fine

[shiftshapeing]

[maykitz]

a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.

[porcelain-rob0t]

i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

[preyanimal]

the victim is evil for being weak

[sillygreml]

the victim is evil for being a reminder of harm