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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
imma do anything atp why not
Fuck it
screw it
Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.
yknow what if the potato works im officially starting spellwork next week
praying this potato works
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.
dere you go
ey
ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
this shit
is
the
BOMB
HOLY SHIT
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
YES
WONDERFUL
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
\o/
salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.
Because I love you all.
reblogging cause i need to save this
A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount
These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk)
Super college friendly (trust me)
I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!
Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!
Reblogging so I remember to do this
Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY
Reblog to save a life
i will pray to you
i burnt it
yeah okay, ill reblog that!
@taraljc i found it I found the sacred mug cookie recipe
(source)
it's still my gut instinct to reject the suggestion that this thing is real, but the silvering hairs on his chin are forcing me to accept it
I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.
the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.
Under the soft light of the doorway, a mother finds moments to rest while never straying far from the two tiny lives she has brought into the world. Sometimes she watches from above, listening and keeping guard, and other times she curls around them, holding them close against her warmth. In these early days they sleep, stretch, and search for comfort, knowing only the safety of their mother and the small home that shelters them. It is a simple scene, but one filled with devotion, instinct, and the quiet beginning of two new little lives growing under her care.
Text/photos by Squirrel Boxes
Kimi & Gucci | Kimi the shiba mix & Gucci the Yakutian laika 🐾
could easily be a creation of that chocolate sculpture guy
Oh Fuck off, what's next, The David? La Pieta??
This. Is. Fucking. AMAZING!!!!💕💕💕💕
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I’m really looking forward to late March!
god i love viking bynames. some are all poetic or dramatic like Harald Fairhair or Orm the Old and then sometimes there will be a guy called. Butter-Box
i am not even slightly exaggerating either
[Thorvald Hollow-Throat] came from a long line of individuals with excellent nicknames, being the grandchild of Bjorn Butter-Box, the great-grandchild of Hroald Spine, the great-great-grandchild of Bjorn Ironside and the great-great-great-grandchild of Ragnar Hairy-Breeches
— Embers of the Hands: Hidden Histories of the Viking Age, Eleanor Barraclough
More Norse Viking bynames that delight me (all taken from Embers of the Hands):
Ulf the Quarrelsome: A guy known for brutally murdering someone in Njal's Saga. Lovely use of understatement.
Alli the Pale: imagine living in Scandinavia, where people are generally Rather Pale, and still being markedly pale enough that it becomes your defining feature. (perhaps a historical occurrence of albinism?)
Harald Tanglehair: original nickname of Harald Fairhair. he apparently swore to never brush his hair until he had all of Norway under his rule. real shame for him that he lived before the invention of modern hair conditioners and detanglers 😔
Ulf the Crow: yes, this one is cool as fuck. It also means "Wolf the Crow". Dude's parents named him after a wolf at birth but everyone around him went "actually, you're more of a crow." Reverse nominative determinism.
And, the best of them all:
Asmund Wiggle Arse
Asmund Wiggle Arse makes me laugh extra hard because his first name means "God protector" so I keep thinking of him as "Protector of the gods, wiggler of the arse". and this phrase has been randomly looping around in my head since yesterday morning
Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.
#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room
OP is bathing his pet pig, relaxing and healing. (cr 小弟的猪)
Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale
Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).
While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.
did you write this notice for the belugas or
Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔
