And so, the effery begins.

[the-quasar-hero]

I found a wild ass reaction pic but I don’t see the situation where I could feasibly use it

[blooooooooooooooooooooooooop]

Could we see it?

[the-quasar-hero]

[the-quasar-hero]

Hard at work or hard while working?

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[gazztron]

[dickspooky]

I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

[sluttygrandpa]

[kvotheunkvothe]

now that's a solid snake

[midnightnautilus]

I haven’t even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server I’m in and I have been losing our minds over it

[mrhenry13]

[dogpuppy]

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[the-black-manor]

My favorite is "you are only ever as safe as I want you to be".

[thenervousmedic]

@mail-me-a-snail

[allonsybadwolf]

my setup is unparalleled my technology is advanced

[allonsybadwolf]

my setup is unparalleled my technology is advanced

[darlingofdots]

squeak only when squoken to

[darlingofdots]

i'm so sorry i squoke out of turn of course i believe in freedom of squeech

[saints3angels]

obsessed with this poor guy who gets dragged away from his takeout menu so his evil bisexual roommate can go have the worst club experience of his life

[bigneonglitter]

OKAY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO HERE IS TALK ABOUT WHO THIS MAN IS. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP.

This is Harrison Browne. He's a trans man, activist, actor, former pro, and the first openly transgender athlete in professional hockey. He came out in 2016 when he played for the now-defunct NWHL's Buffalo Beauts. The same season he came out, he went on to win the NWHL's Isobel Cup championship. A year later, he did it again. When he retired in order to medically transition, he retired as a champion.

In 2025 he and his sister Rachel Browne wrote a book everyone should read called Let Us Play: Winning The Battle for Gender Diverse Athletes. He's an icon, a trailblazer, and a goddamned delight. Hockey is better for having him anywhere near it.

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[filmbitchz]

reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[flootzavut]

this kept getting funnier.

love seeing the lemon stealing whores back on my timeline.

[solarg0blin]

mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē

Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[atomicrebelfire]

Pretty sure Makedon took one look at post-conflict Laurent and went, “Yep. That one’s mine now.” Mentor status unlocked. Favorite child secured.

Still dreaming about the short story Pacat never gave us — the legendary hunting trip Laurent promised while shit-drunk after Okton. I just know it would’ve been unhinged perfection.

P.S. If anyone writes this, I will build you a temple. Pls do tag me.