boxed lunch for the nocturnal

i draw i write i eat hot chip and lie i am obsessed with leopard geckos and have one named Ernest, he's 4 years old and I love he :D also! cabin 13, gryffinclaw, virgo sun scorpio moon, omnisexual, elusive lagume on AO3, i need a nap

[elusive-lagume]

Introooo

Hi so I decided to do a little intro just for whatever purposes. So you can call me Ninkus (not my real name but yknow it’s easy and stupid and the nickname bestie gave me), and I’m an human (am i?) that goes by she/her and they/them pronouns just for reference.

I love drawing and have an unhealthy fanfiction addiction, and I do write Drarry on AO3 and am planning on starting a Klance or Solangelo, but that’s tbd. I might do character requests too once I post a couple more things, so yeah!  That’s all!!

Oops forgot to mention I'm a crazy gecko person and have a four year old red striped bell albino leo, so if you want care tips or anything, I'm happy to dish those out!

xoxo love you all, ninkus

do I write relationship status on here???? if so, I'm currently in a committed relationship with the hot man named loneliness

all I crave is the burning romance between hegelochus and sannyrion because I have NONE

[jumbleytumbles]

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

[ferret-on-pancakes]

When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory

[exit-path]

wait hold on i gotta look something up

[exit-path]

what the fuck

[honingpoes]

[jackafz]

Her stupid ass

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce

[itsmyusualday]

this post is a disaster

[radiofreederry]

[delphinidin4]

“I Was Looking For Work Boots. I’m Not In The Line Of Work That Amazon Thinks I Am! “

(Source: Bored Panda)

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[jackmedwn]

[domdaddy1971]

Truest Statement Ever, Plus We Got Our Ass Beat for that Pathetic Bullshit

[aleksandrduginonlyfans-deactiva]

wow i wonder if that affected you negatively in any way domdaddy1971

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Thank you for your contribution to the birding community

Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

for you

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[umbralaperture]

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in

[bonelord10000]

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think im gonna start carrying around a note in my pocket at all times like “IF I DIE IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT INVESTIGATE IT” just to waste people’s time after i’m dead too

[cookieflips]

Op do you want your browser history opened after you die because this is how you get your browser history opened

[cheaphalloweencostume]

go ahead i have nothing to hide

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[mihai-florescu]

Girls will be like "awww my skrunkly, my blorbo, my little meow meow" and then draw that poor guy in a reenactment of a biblical scene

[funny-tik-toks]

[fetus-cakes]

how many costumes does this guy have

[darksteel-relic]

[ayeforscotland]

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Missed it by………..ONE POINT FOUR PERCENT (1.4%)

[stream]

[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[astronomical-bagel]