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thombalan

imsobadatnicknames2

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

imsobadatnicknames2

Citripio y Arturito

cannibalcaprine

an incredible linguistic blessing that UwU and OwO are emoticons you can pronounce out loud

starrynet

fifa kills whales 💔

lostlegendaerie

He's suing them over it for $25M.

Wyland has said any financial recovery from the suit would support public art, ocean conservation, and environmental education through his foundation.

"This should have been an opportunity to show the world that global sports, public art, and environmental stewardship can stand together," he said. "Instead, a landmark was painted over. We want to do our part to make sure that what happened here does not become the standard for how public art is treated in cities across America."

Hold your loved ones close and remember life is fragile... Don't put off to tomorrow what you can make happen today because tomorrow is not guaranteed

thesummoningdark

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

the-stray-liger

the fucking timestamp

isa-ghost

headspace-hotel

We haven’t gotten enough mileage out of the phrase “cock-bongos” though.

cheaphalloweencostume

i was having a conversation with a Friend Couple earlier this year and Husband was like “i have a funny story but i won’t tell it if you’re easily grossed out” and Wife put her hand on his arm and said “babe she’s wearing a Terrifier shirt you can just continue”

cheaphalloweencostume

the story was that he got sick off some bad oysters

allthingswhumpyandangsty

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

blignick

bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

dozydawn

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

ch40s0w1

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

sandersstudies

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

solely-ashes

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

arjuna-vallabha

Legendary tigress Collarwali also known as Mataram from Pench Tiger Reserve, died yesterday of old age. She held the record for giving birth to 29 cubs and contributed immensely to the growth of the park. She was given a deserving state funeral.

tsalala

You can watch Collarwali (also known as Mataram) when she and her siblings were just cubs on Spy in the Jungle! She was born in 2005 and died in early 2022.