Emmiska's

Thoughts on things I like, probably mostly Supernatural, science, lbgt. ,  bisexual, finland

[bravelycowering]

saw a post that said "guy (gender neutral)" and my brain immediately went like hmmm what would a gender neutral version of guy/gal be, maybe I can combine the two words and make something silly looking, so I opened up my notes app and wrote down the word "gay" and stared at it for a solid 10 seconds before remembering that's already a word

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

Gul.

[bravelycowering]

[bravelycowering]

no stop it this post is not a good investment

[drysqu1d]

gays and guls you know what to do

[glasscasefilled]

Are you

Gay

Gul

Voting ended onMay 9, 2025

[svenskjavel]

Denna poll är lite roligare på svenska, tycker jag

[sataniccapitalist]

[ruttotohtori]

Safarilla Afrikassa

Mä: *nostan maasta irrallisen käpälän* Mikä tää on?

Ultra Bra: Se on leijonan osa.

[roskiskoira]

[unofficial-estonia]

Finnish: kotimaa means “homeland”

Estonian: kotimaa means “bag land”

[spookyloop]

Estonian: pulmarahvas means “wedding guests”

Finnish: pulmarahvas means “problem-peasant”

[sokeri-isi]

Estonian: kohtuvõim means “judiciary”

Finnish: kohtuvoima means “uterus power”

[random-things-i-care-about]

Finnish-Estonian solidarity

[homunculus-argument]

Äänestäessä muuten ei tarvitse olla mitään tiettyä Parasta Mahdollista Ehdokasta jonka aatteiden puolesta olisi valmis elämään ja kuolemaan. Jos kaikki vaihtoehdot vituttaa, niin valitaan se joka vituttaa vähiten. Jos ei ole ketään jonka uskoisit saavan mitään hyvää aikaiseksi, niin sitten kannattaa äänestää sellaista jonka ei usko saavan mitään aikaiseksi suuntaan tai toiseen. On parempi äänestää hallitukseen joku, joka ei tee mitään muuta kuin vie perseellään paikan hallituksesta, kuin se, että se sama paikka menisi ihmiselle joka aktiivisesti yrittää saada aikaiseksi pahaa.

[enki2]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Everyone, please behave tomorrow

[valtionrautatiet-official]

I wish @neil-gaiman followed us too.

But I can understand if they don't.

[charmeleonbucks]

[ilpheion]

i cant stop laughing cause espeon and umbreon are all majestic and psychicing shit up but fuckin vaporeon comes along and its like BLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURAH

[dragonairice]

Things I do which I recently discovered are ADHD symptoms:

"Sorry I was thinking about how to respond to one part of what you said and completely forgot the rest" "Can you repeat that? I got distracted and didn't hear a word" "Wait so you want me to do… this thing first, and then.. what?" "I'm speaking loudly?? Really? I thought this was a normal volume!" "I spoke over you? What do you mean again?" "Sorry am I talking too much? You haven't said a word" "I know I do this everyday, I just forgot" "I hate daily tasks what do you mean I do the same thing in the same way every single time" "So you know how I said I'd do that thing like three hours ago? Well I got distracted" "I know I just read that entire page but I don't remember anything that was on it" "When I read aloud I spend all that focus reading I don't actually pay attention to what I'm saying"

"Oh I forgot to eat again"

"I haven't had water all day. Oh no I'm not thirsty"

[canenotabeltofunction]

Sometimes my ADHD makes me feel like a glitchy sim.

Brain: “You need to pee.”

Me: “No, I’m going to finish these tasks first.”

Brain: *Rapidly trying to clear tasks* “Please go to the bathroom you’re going to explode”

Me: *Continuing said tasks and ignoring the need to pee*

*45 minutes later*

Me: “Oh shit yeah I needed to pee and now I’m in physical pain because I need to pee so badly.”

Brain: *screaming*

[srsfunny]

annoying as fuck

[crtter]

I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relatable things

[that-one-loth-cat]

[Image Description: a wrecking ball, labeled “cold butter,” tearing its way through a red brick wall, labeled “my poor toast.” End Image Description]

[soljos2023]

[destroyscythe-heck]

There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff

[memecucker]

The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver

[solipseismic]

#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller

[sraithpics]

Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.

[digital-magus]

The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.

[cleverclovers]

I see they finally bred out most of the jaw issue

[ankha85]

[arachnopus]

[punchodile-defunct]

This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand it’s even funnier

[tdwhisperer]

“Hello, good day”

“… TESTICLES”

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned about Shiniuzhai, a convenience store hanging on a cliff in Hunan, that’s been nicknamed “most inconvenient convenience store” in China (x)

[assbestos]

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[justbadpuns]

It is December so lets get festive