Tired.

Ah yes, you mistake me for someone who knows what's going on

[adultfansofonedirection]

What a feeling to be a king beside you somehow

[nic0o-o]

your favourite artist’s favourite artist

[valewritessss]

Percy waking up with no memories but that he hates a bitch named Ares and that he’s wifed up

[vang0bus]

cats dont even know how baby they are. they probably think theyre wise and dangerous and respectable but theyre actually little baby guys. we know this. its obvious to us that theyre small and baby. but they dont know

[anonymousalchemist]

I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it

[kosmogrl]

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

[kosmogrl]

it's like, I can't remember what I did two weeks ago but I can tell you all about something that made me cry when I was 14

[sandmandaddy69]

[tlirsgender]

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

[dragonprincessmew]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[itslookingback]

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

[magnetothemagnificent]

TikTok

[redvelvetrevolver]

5 Minute Crafts

[fangirlycupcake]

Resume

[qsmp-tubbo-deactivated20240406]

Older sibling

[zzismi-deactivated20240403]

Chat GPT

[earhartsease]

congress

[yellingaboutmasseffect]

Tommy Tallerico

[astronic-fr]

james somerton

[loudlyrottingmaplelog-moved]

fandom wiki

[striders]

kind of a milf.

[striders]

none needed brother

[arandomthot]

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

[smallpox-juicebox]

[writersshitpost]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[gjjuddmk2]

[prokopetz]

Modern vampire fiction: Vampires are scheming masterminds whose plots cannot be fathomed by mortal man.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1897): Most people become mindless animals when they turn into vampires; Dracula is exceptional in that he retained any intelligence at all, but he's still dumb as hell, and his schemes literally only work because he's rich.

[textsfromteamtoretto]

Just saying.