[jetix]

2008-05-11

[kaijuno]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[ropuszysko]

listen i am in the trenches rn i am not risking fucking up even more bc i skipped a tumblr chain post.

[gelphienation]

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet

[gelphienation]

One of the greatest examples of this phenomenon but far from the only one

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[curlicuecal]

truly, science has blessed us with some amazing images

Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS), a peer reviewed journal of the National Academy of Sciences (NAS) - an authoritative

[curlicuecal]

I mean I say blessed, but maybe I mean cursed?

like this is the kind of eldritch entity that would find you in a dark alley at night

[curlicuecal]

tumblr is sleeping on scientifically average orgasm face man

[bananonbinary]

what does this mean for the masochists

[chemsexholmes]

say what you will about dieworkwear this is so funny

[i-am-dulaman]

Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and

[weirdmageddon]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Love that this 1998 TIME magazine cover makes it look like Gorbachev is having the worst time of his life because Bart Simpson made the 'Best of '90's list (and presumably he didn't).

[todaysbird]

that’s a whole man.

[starsinfight]

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

[devotion2]

When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!

[jelloapocalypse]

This is Pokémon NPC dialogue

[bassiter2]

if you search gay bars on google it'll show you stuff just bc someone said the word gay in a review apparently

[thewindyoubargainedfor]

[ID: a screenshot of a Google Maps search for "gay bar carrollton tx." The first result is Electric Cowboy Lewisville, a bar in Lewisville, TX. An excerpt from a review is shown that reads, "... There was a big gay rat on my burger." end ID]

[residentevildash-moved]

you can hardly tell i had unmedicated adhd in middle school

[thorinlandscaping]

we are really coping well with markiplier not being in this movie huh

[snowflakeeel]

[croaksac]

[oneheadtoanother]

no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you're doing on here

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Badge of the Chippy Hike; allows the wearer to proudly inform the world that they once walked to a nearby chip shop and ate some chips. It’s like those Pilgrim Badges that Medieval travelers would wear