I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Show & Tell
Not today Justin
noise dept.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
bliss lane
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art blog(derogatory)
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macklin celebrini has autism
The Bowery Presents
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@espressobeansss
if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u
amazing
I just gonna say… the harness is a marking harness, it paints a colour onto every sheep that’s mounted, so what this farmer probably did was give different rams different colours and from there he figured out which sheep were gay (ie only marking their colour on other rams) just farmer stuff 😂
ram leather subculture
The biggest dick energy
Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to
What’s under the train station / zombie driving school
But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.
But not just in the basement
But in the sub-basement
But below the sub-basement
Is the sub-sub-basement.
And under the sub-sub-basement
Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through
The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to
The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to
The door
But behind The Door…
Is Jeff
Happy pride month
quietly working together on your own projects in the same room as a form of intimacy.
female heartiness is ten times more alarming to men than skinny white straight sad girl instagram nude photos. eat your crusts and take up rugby, cultivate gigantic bulky leg muscles, scrub your face with a flannel and never wear makeup. Laugh Like A Beefsteak
Girls like this PLEASE interact
I went to see John Mulaney back when he was only starting out as a stand-up comedian and I was eating candies and disrupting his bit so he called me a “bitch with teeth” which was followed by a long silence and a, “As opposed to a bitch with no teeth?” I liked that a lot .
I feel like this was needed.
I really need to look at the username before I Google.
I just accepted it as fact before I read the reblog….
I’ve reblogged this previously just assuming that it was real…
They may have a point
lmao @tuba–god did you photoshop in the other image over his nose or a I just tripping
Lol I just zoomed all the way in on a picture of Tchaikovsky and took a screenshot. Then it got flagged, which is fair because I mean that’s fucking Tchaikovsky’s nose, and the pure sexual magnetism of this picture is enough for anyone to think it’s inappropriate.
Strong words to use on a Resume
If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.
Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”
I hope this is helpful to you.
Now this is a great resume list of action words. I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs. Saving for future use.
I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.
If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.
Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.
But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.
Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.
Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.
First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.
And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.
Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.
THIS IS SO PURE
my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ
no one tells you that Adulthood is faking it til you make it and finding joy in things like cleaning out your closet or managing to buy candles 50% off
