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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.
In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.
Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓
i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of
Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.
he‘s so pathetic i love him
CLINT YOURE MY SWEETHEART
No it doesn't, shut up and stop trying to start problems.
People who like the British Baking Show like it because it seems to be genuinely nice people making baked goods and lamenting how much they'll miss each other after eliminations. The show's been on for years without a heel, so there's no reason to think its core audience needs one to find the show interesting. If you want conflict in your reality cooking shows, Gordon Ramsay has about 70 shows airing at any given time.
People actually lost it one season when one of the contestants "accidentally" took someone's ice cream out of the freezer so that they could fit theirs in, and she didn't end up going home that same day, and instead was silently booted "due to an illness" between weeks.
A villain wouldn't survive on this show.
The Great British Bake Off DOES have a villain and it's the tent itself when it's 500 degrees and it's chocolate week
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
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Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school
Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.
Ima need this eventually
same fam.
Pfffft i’m 32 and I still need some of this advice
Reblogging now for future me
I’m sure future me will need at least one of these links.
"Hannibal does what Hannibal wants."
"No, Hannibal does what Hannibal wants unless it contradicts what Will wants, then he does that instead."
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A violent reminder 💖💜💙
wait am I stupid
I thought bisexuality was attraction to 2 genders
since bi means 2
and that pan and omni meant attraction to all genders
No, Bisexual has meant attraction regardless of gender/all genders since the 70s. It’s always been defined that way by bisexuals, but the rampant biphobia that has been spreading like a plague in recent years is doing its best to erase that, but it wouldn’t if people actually took the time to read Bisexual history.
Also the bi prefix has absolutely nothing to do with Bisexuality. It never has done.
ok thank u!! but then what is the difference between bisexual and pansexual??
There isn’t one. Pan was brought about in 2002 on LiveJournal because a very biphobic and transphobic individual decided that bisexual was not only trans exclusive (it’s not as proven by the above but i guess biphobes don’t overly care about that.) but also othered trans people in their statement. Saying that bisexual was only for the attraction toward men and women and that pan was the attraction toward men, women and trans men and women. Of course people try to erase that part as well because of how bad it obviously looks.
This post here has several links that go into all of that and beyond with way more detail than I can right now: https://www.tumblr.com/shuppyshup/720793743041724416/hii-can-u-link-some-stuff-on-the-history-of
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I wanna write a Hob/Dream fic except it's Dream being like "now we shall have sex" and Hob is like "wait for real" and Dream is like "why would it not be for real" and Hob is like "okay but like imaginary dream sex or like here in my bed right now, what are we talking" and Dream is like "firstly. dream sex is real sex. secondly yeah here on your bed in the waking world, what is confusing" and Hob is like "...like anal sex?" and Dream is like "...if you like? this seems more distressing to you than I anticipated?" Hob is like "well ever since I found out you're the King of Dreams (which was NOT my guess for what your deal was btw fyi) I sorta assumed you...didn't? have the parts?" and Dream is like "the parts?" and Hob has no fucking idea if this. this. being. if he has a penis and balls and or a vagina and or a butthole or like what, is like the deal. what's up down there. metaphysically speaking. "does your kind have sex to reproduce?" and Dream is like "sometimes yes but usually no" and then Hob is like "do you need to eat food to live" and Dream is like *SCOFF* really scoffily because he is a dick, and Hob, losing his mind, is like "okay then you see my confusion because, and I'll be crude here, why do you even need genitals or an asshole" and Dream, horny, is like "FOR SEX"
They get pretty close to having sex but then Hob is like "okay but if you have urethra, do you also have kidneys? do you need kidneys? you're the creator and creation of humanity's collective subconscious, right? can you get a kidney stone??" and Dream, who hasn't fucked in a thousand years by the way and was really looking forward to doing so, is like "I get a kidney stone if I desire to have a kidney stone" and Hob is like "somehow that's more confusing"
Hob is at last ready, he's like "okay, great, cool, I'm ready. do we need a condom" and Dream is like "do you think a condom could possibly protect you" and Hob is like "I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ANATOMY. AND I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU PHRASED THAT"
I'm kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He's literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it's easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he's not. Unparalleled. Don't call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth
And it'd be easy to think Well maybe he's just private about it because he's old, yknow. But literally at this point I think he'd be like "oh yeah I'm bi I just like marrying women" or whatever if he Was. If he was closeted he wouldn't be publically kissing Ian McKellen on the mouth. I think he just went to Shakespeare School with a bunch of queens and that's where he learned how to socialize
I mean his book does talk about exactly this.
“I was around a lot of gay people and imitated their flamboyant mannerisms. Anyway here’s a half dozen times I nearly ruined my life because I was hypnotized by a beautiful woman.”
I'm clairvoyant
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