Everyday Ridiculous

[xan-oku]

[plannedparenthood]

Understanding consent is as easy as FRIES.

Consent is:

Freely given. Doing something sexual with someone is a decision that should be made without pressure, force, manipulation, or while drunk or high.

Reversible. Anyone can change their mind about what they want to do, at any time. Even if you’ve done it before or are in the middle of having sex.

Informed. Be honest. For example, if someone says they’ll use a condom and then they don’t, that’s not consent.

Enthusiastic.  If someone isn’t excited, or really into it, that’s not consent.

Specific. Saying yes to one thing (like going to the bedroom to make out) doesn’t mean they’ve said yes to others (like oral sex).

[themasterpupil]

I❣🍟

[duskisnigh]

[memorian]

Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA!

[feministfangirl]

if you need a pick me up today, this will do it. these kids are so good! i have never seen such great acting from children hahaha even with the language barrier, their tone and expressions were so on point there’s no missing their feelings!

[pastweeks-deactivated20200512]

omg the girl playing the old lady is soooo good

[labias]

me every time womanizer comes on

[damnlexa]

That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then

[diaphdiaph]

this was so pure

[nihongamer-blog-deactivated2023]

[animalrates]

Oh. My. God. 13/10 magical af

animal rates?

[weavemama]

SOMEOME SPRAY PAINTED THE MUTE SIGN ON DONALD TRUMPS STAR LMAO

[felidae-sapiens]

Reblog to empower the sigil!

[grillwave]

[prozd]

Let this meme never die.

[more-chairs]

I almost scrolled past this.

[victoriahitz-deactivated2015073]

NO

IT GOT BETTER

[gauntletspirit]

UNMUTE THIS I PROMISE

[greg-wright]

“Snor’mojis” for all those moments when you can only express yourself through the face of a snorlax. 

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

This is the National Videogame Museum in Frisco Texas.

This is one of the most incredible places I’ve ever had the pleasure of visiting. As you walk in, the first thing you see is a giant pong console set up waiting for you to test your skills. After you’ve had your fun and start to look around, it starts to sink in how much video game history you’re actually surrounded by.

The museum is set up in different “stages” much like a video game would be. Starting at the “time line”, you’re greeted with home consoles of all sorts with oversized controllers that let you control TV screens which display facts on each console. From there, you walk through and see numerous rarities including one of a kind prototypes, competition cartridges, and even previously lost consoles that have only recently been discovered. At the end of your self guided tour, you enter an arcade with dozens of arcade cabinets to choose from. The museum is even kind enough to give you 4 free tokens with your ticket so everyone gets to play.

The Museum is a result of 3 collectors pulling their collections together plus a few donations. It’s great that this truly one of a kind collection is available to the public.

[surfacage]

go: so you’re telling me the lunatic who spent two hours pelting me with weird egg trivia because i quote, “am now subscribed to pokemon egg facts”, unquote, is actually my team leader?

joy: oh, well, yes? don’t worry, it happens a lot

go: dude

spark: HEY GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE REGIONAL VARIATIONS OF BULBASAUR LATER THERE’S A LOT BECAUSE THEY INCUBATE IN DIFFERENT CLIMATES AND THEY’RE ALL AWESOME

masterlist

[ajemmys]

this is the garnet of positivity

reblog in the next 5 minutes and you will be blessed with good mental health and good fortune

[maria-ruta]

Wait, does she thumb up kids’ attempt to make a fusion?

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[spawkward]

my mom used to work at a hospital typing birth certificates and she told me one couple named their daughter “female” but pronounced like “fuh-molly” so it rhymes with tamale

[gokuma]

I’m kinda proud of Christopher’s parents

[danisontnonfire]

Ok but there’s a little girl names Lakynn who is already living with being a meme even before she was born

[charismat1c-megafauna]

There was a white lady I checked out at work who kept yelling ‘Africa! Sit down!’ to her daughter.

[blacktinabelcher]

47 month old

[waterforchocolate]

47 month old

[thetallblacknerd]

im stuck on 47 month old too

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

Salter: future sugar daddy

[sugarinmycerealbowl-blog]

My uncle was an EMT and he responded to a house call about a couple of violently sick kids from a white family, and the two brothers, maybe 9 and 7 years old, were named “Orangejello” and “Lemonjello.” Yes, Orange Jello and Lemon Jello. But PRONOUNCED, (Oh-rAHnge-ello) and (LiMON-jello)….

[stoney-braxton]

@canecadet my roommate and her sister are also named after road signs 💀

[toriistorii]

Y’all want some names? Go to Utah. The population there is…creative…And the names are amazing

[geminalupus]

Forty. Seven. Month. Old. 

[everyday-ridiculous]

47. Month. Old.

[babyanimalpic]

[thetinylightsbelow]

this just changed my entire attitude

[insomnevida]

wow same

[cosmic-noir]

I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.

[artistickacchi]

Put this puppy in office.

[sourcedumal]

This puppy for president.

[sznofthwtch666]

I swear this partially cured my hangover

[beardednegro]

Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.

This version is much better.

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

omg it’s so much better with the conclusion