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It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
santa’s creed
this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute
I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
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I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!
Oh it’s deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??
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The reason I know therapy has been a worthwhile endeavor for me is because, despite all the bad things that happened in the span of the last two weeks, between my dad's cancer diagnosis, my brother's psychotic break, and everything else going on that I haven't talked about...
I haven't once considered suicide as an option.
I have mourned, cried, and lamented that I don't know how I'm going to cope. But not once has my brain suggested death as the easiest way out.
I have suffered from suicidal ideation since I was a child. Since before I was in double digits. There has never not been a time when my brain hasn't thought, "kill yourself."
Until now.
Please, if you're going through treatment, keep going. It might not feel worth it right now, but keep going for your future self.
I never thought this would be possible either.
Hey, so I’m writing this from my own version of Get Out meets SAW (living with my parents) and despite being pushed to my absolute limits several times and lots of tears and fighting and grief and rage and everything ugly and messy emotion in between, suicide still hasn’t crossed my mind.
Not once.
Please, keep going and keep going to therapy and doing the treatment. I promise. I promise it can get better ❤️
it is annoying that posts about antiblackness can be said by a non black person that's only parroting the surface level issues we black people face and get a gazillion notes and honestly It's starting to piss me off how those posts get more attention then black users on here getting overlooked when we talk about our experiences because people do have interlized racial biases. they won't even reblog it because they're scared they're "overstepping" but it's ok when a non black ally says the same thing.
please don't be scared to boost black voices, especially now with the current climate and how this website has a smaller black userbase than before. please.
we kinda just wanna be heard and understood, that's all. Also please don't do the "as a white person" bs on this post quite frankly it's annoying as well and unnecessary. you can quietly boost our voices.
“do you really wanna be on that medication for the rest of your life :(?” yes actually I would love that. I know what I’m like off it
no you don't understand. i *get* to be on this medication for the rest of my life :)
so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them
"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"
“Try our new AI
tool”, “Use ChatGPT”, “Our AI
assistant can help”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
It’s a win win. I
get a bit of hope, you get
a cute birb photo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
just in case you need to be reminded
dont check up on your ex partner
dont check up on your ex friend
dont do it
it is not productive
you are better than that
Autistic Girls, I am taking your face in my hands and gently demanding to know who taught you shame.
My classmates across most of public schooling
My autistic grandparents, teaching me to mask the way they were taught
@ Jewish people and real feminists: I'm very sorry that violent bigots have co-opted your movements online so much so that it makes talking about the issues of actual sexism/misogyny and antisemitism near impossible
!!!!!
DOCTOR: My patient needs this medication
INSURANCE COMPANY: LMAO, okay. Denied.
UK version:
Me: I have this problem, this medicine helped in the past
Doctor: lol ok, denied
THINGS THAT CAN BE TRUE AT THE SAME TIME:
* Your parents did the best they could, AND their choices wounded you.
* You love someone AND you know it’s not healthy to keep them in your life.
* You’re terrified to take the next step AND you know it’s the right thing to do.
* You want to have healthy relationships AND unresolved trauma is making it difficult.
* You’re afraid to fail AND you believe in yourself.
@drheidigreen
* You love someone AND
you know it’s not healthy to
keep them in your life.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
My parents and I have a saying.
We did the best we could with the information and resources we had at the time.
It's great. It allows me to go hey, this sucked. This hurt me, this still hurts me. And they can go yeah, we see that. We're sorry you were hurt, this is what we thought was right and why, this is where that came from. Then we have a conversation about what can be done now, and 99 percent of the time, just being able to talk about it helps a lot.
Rest in peace to a legend
Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.
“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer
Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.
Mitch Benn is doing a tribute to him and a celebration of his music at the fringe this year - definitely worth going to, especially now
For anyone who missed it, his tribute show along with every song Mitch Benn has ever written (it is a hell of a lot) can be found on Bandcamp, who pay better than Spotify
Here is his profile and here is the show the Lehrer effect.
Also anyone in Sydney Australia, he's at your fringe just now! 10000% recommend
Have I been listening to Amy MacDonald non stop since her album released? Not quite. But I have listened to it enough to already have each note ingrained in my soul right next to every other song she's ever written