Evil_Regal92

26 year old Evelyne Brochu/Caity Lotz/Lana Parrilla obsessed lesbian. Currrntly massively obsessed with Caity Lotz and the awesome sassy assassin Sara Lance 🤩😍😍🤩

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[hermetichulijing]

sure, ill reblog the Potato. hello Potato !

[evilregal92]

Reblogging ‘The Potato’, respect to the great Potato!

[evilregal92]

Buying a House

Help a girl in desperate need to raise money to put a deposit on a house. Trying to raise $200,000 AUD, please help! ❤️

Wouldn't normally do this, but I have only a few months to move out of my current house. Any help would be appreciated to buy my dream home....

Go to paypal.me/rememberdarcy2023 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[evilregal92]

Le Passe Devant Nous

Does anyone have a copy of Evelyne Brochu's 2016 film Le Passe Devant Nous (Past Imperfect)? I used to have one but my harddrive got corrupted and I can't find a new copy. Please help a desperate woman!

[nonbinarynow]

This is Jim Sinclair, at the time going by Toby. They are a neuter, asexual and intersex enban, and a seminal autism activist. They have been an educator on transneutral nonbinary identity, non-binary transition, the anti binarist position and intersex issues for decades. This is an interview with them from the 1980s, talking about their experience as a non-binary/genderqueer person at a time where the community was just coming together.

"In a 1997 introduction to the Intersex Society of North America, Sinclair wrote, "I remain openly and proudly neuter, both physically and socially."

Nonbinary people have always existed, and will always exist. Happy Trans History Week! 💛🤍💜🖤

[maxanor]

XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS Season 3, Episode 13, ‘One Against an Army’

[evilregal92]

🔥🔥🔥

[bethrip]

—— Clementine von Radics.

[evilregal92]

❤️

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[evilregal92]

Eh, what the hell? I could use some good luck! 🤞

[evilregal92]

In Memory of Darcy, organized by Jessica Miles

My beautiful Chihuahua named Darcy was diagnosed with Stage 1 kidney disease in October 2020 and the… Jessica Miles needs your support for

$3000 worth of vet fees!

Please donate in memory of Darcy ❤️

[emilybluntt]

“first, i like an open and free exchange of ideas. and second, i’m usually right.”

( in/sp )

[a-redharlequin]

WE HIT 10K SIGNATURES!!!

Sign the Petition

SAVE LEGENDS OF TOMORROW!!!

LET'S GET IT TO 15K NEXT!

[evilregal92]

NEARLY AT 20K SIGNATURES! KEEP IT GOING!

[helisenok]

Neggie x Tangled | Parallels

[evilregal92]

Never laughed so hard at something so loudly in my life 🤣

[evilregal92]

It's that time of year again! My, how time flies!

Follow the yellow brick road to watch ‘The Mutts of Oz’ running Adventure Dog 2022.

Back with a new name to reflect the utter insanity of a 4th time on this course, our Animal Aid staff team will be sure to catch your eye in our costumes – tailored to suit our team name and the absurdity and hilarity the day is sure to bring. Through mud, water and jelly pits, we will endure it all for the animals in need!

Joined by a stand in Toto and a would-be Flying Monkey, we are heading over the rainbow to raise funds for Animal Aid and the plethora of animals that come through their doors. Every year, Animal Aid sees approximately 6,000 animals find their way to their shelter through no fault of their own. Lost, abandoned, injured or surrendered – they are all given the best care Animal Aid can provide.

To read more about Animal Aid and their mission, head to https://animalaid.org.au

With that in mind, enjoy watching radiant Rhonda and her heart of gold, savvy Shannon and her astounding courage, jovial Jess and her judicious brain, and boisterous Ben who will be helping get everyone home at the end of the 4km journey in which we will get muddy and soaked for the cause.

With ‘The Mutts of Oz’, it’s not where you go, it’s who you meet on the way!

Follow the link below to donate today - no amount is too small or unappreciated!

https://adventuredog2022.raisely.com/jessica-miles

Adventure Dog 2022 : Make a donation today to support Animal Aid

[frownyalfred]

tricky words I always see misspelled in fics: a guide

Viscous/vicious – Viscous is generally used to describe the consistency of blood or other thick liquids. Vicious is used to describe something or someone who is violent. 

Piqued/Peaked/Peeked – To pique someone’s interest is to catch or tease their attention. When something peaks, it reaches its total height or intensity. To peek (at) something is to look briefly, or glance. 

Discrete/Discreet – this is a tough one. Discrete means to be separate, or distinct, i.e., two discrete theories. Conversely, when someone is discreet, they are being secretive or cautious to avoid attention. 

Segue/Segway – one is a transition between things, the other is a thing you can ride at the park and definitely fall off of.

Conscious/Conscience/Conscientious – to be conscious is to be awake, i.e., not unconscious, or to be aware of something. Your conscience is the little voice in your head telling you not to eat the entire pint of ice cream. Finally, to be conscientious is to be good, to do things thoroughly, to be ruled by an inner moral code. 

Hope this helped! Please add more if you think of them!

[thenegoteator]

Counsel/Council - counsel is advice, the advice giver, or the verb form of giving said advice. Council is the group of people who come together to discuss and/or make decisions.

[randomingoftherandomness]

Desert/Desert/Dessert - desert is a barren landscape where little precipitation occurs. desert - abandon (a person, cause, or organization) in a way considered disloyal or treacherous. dessert - a usually sweet course or dish (as of pastry or ice cream) usually served at the end of a meal.

[theoriginaljordge]

OH MY TIME IS HERE! I HAVE MADE A POST I KEEP FOR THIS EXACTLY

Taunt/Taut - Taunt is a jeer or provocation, taut means to be pulled tight, or not slack

Weary/Wary - weary means tired and wary means cautious

Rogue/Rouge - rogue is a person who has unaffiliated themselves from what they were before (is the general understanding); a person or thing that behaves in an aberrant, faulty, or unpredictable way - rouge is red

Wonton/Wanton - a wonton is a dumpling, wanton is (of a cruel or violent action) deliberate and unprovoked and/or sexually unrestrained

Haphazard/Halfhazard - haphazard means to  have a lack of plan, order, or direction - the other isn’t a word

Corporal/Corporeal - corporal is a lack of plan, order, or direction and corporeal is to have a physical existence: to be tangible: of a person’s body

Peck/Pec - the first is a kiss (peck) and the second is the shortened version of pectoral (pec)

Virile/Viral - to be virile is to have strength, energy, and a strong sex drive (typically said about men) and then this last year (2020) has personally taught us, is how viral a plague can really be, so of the nature of, caused by, or relating to a virus or viruses

Vulnerable/Venerable - vulnerable means being susceptible to physical or emotional attack or harm, and if a person is venerable they’re accorded a great deal of respect, especially because of age, wisdom, or character (or if you’re religious, holy)

Dyed is something that is colored, and died is deceased

[mamapluto]

Chalk (it up to something) ; chock (-full of something); choked (to cutoff air).

[newmainolddead]

to affect is the action, the effect is the end result

[stardustedknuckles]

If something doesn’t bother you then you weren’t fazed by it. If you are between two states of being that is a phase.

[dreamsaremywords]

Wonder is something that causes amazement, or to ponder. “Hmm I wonder what I want for lunch today?” Wander is to move without purpose. “I wandered around the forest for a while just enjoying nature.”

Definitely is without question and beyond doubt. “He definitely saw them steal the money.” Defiantly means to boldly resist opposition. “The police marched forward in riot gear, but still she defiantly stood there, not budging an inch.”

[evilregal92]

Clothes shopping with my mum and couldn’t resist pointing out the obvious when I saw these two identical jumpers hanging next to each other! Coincidence? I think not 🌈 ❤️

[evilregal92]

You don’t wear a beanie in the sun for no reason... 🎶 🏳️‍🌈 https://www.instagram.com/p/COUHY1JFH4p/?igshid=1qlg6eemg37ue

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[infinitebadashianqueen]

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

[the-suriel-deserved-better]

Murder is work kids.

[krystal-prisms]

Too much work

[gay-vibin-girl]

Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time

[3-spoons]

Also work fast and no witnesses

[somany-fandoms-solittle-time]

THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!

[xakumi]

Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?

[thegreenpea]

If you buey the body vertically don’t forget to leave a few feet above the head and place some animal bones on it so when the blood hounds sniff they will find the animal bones and the police would likely rule it as a false positive. Also globally the solving rate for murder is 45% so don’t worry too much

[unfortunatelyevent]

am I gonna get in some fbi list for rebbloging this? possible

do I care enough to not reblog this? absolutely not

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Don’t forget it’s just a missing person case if they can’t find the body.

[guiltiest-gear]

Hmm

[dooflizard]

Dances with plans

[holding-infinity-and-a-book]

Helpful tumblr. Real helpful.

[warning-coffeeisexplosive-deact]

Thank you Tumblr. Now I have ideas :)

[daughter-of-hades1218-deactivat]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

@yashee-but-jiba youre in the hellsite hall of fame

[jeffthehistorian]

I love this. If I may add, wear shoes too big/small for your feet so the footprints font give you away.

[my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock]

No if we all look suspicious then the fbi can’t keep track of us all mwahahah

Like those movies where the whole school gets in trouble on purpose so the one lid doesn’t get expelled

THAT’S what we’re doing

[yilinglaozuu]

This is freaking real-life among us

[ashisdeadanddying-deactivated20]

Ohhh and make sure you don’t take your phone with you; their locations can be tracked, so have a solid alibi that your phones location can account for, watch out for cameras too, traffic cams or even in the place of murder. Make sure no one saw you at the place either because they can be called as a witness.

Just make sure they can’t find the weapon and if they do that your dna or prints aren’t on that. Make sure that wherever you got the weapon from can’t be traced back to you- if you have a knife, make sure the store you bought it from doesn’t have any records that you bought it.

[agathethepower25]

Offer the knife to your worst enemy

[ashisdeadanddying-deactivated20]

Yea just like leave an anon gift

[agathethepower25]

And then go to the police to warn them that this person was acting suspiciously right at the time the murder happened (how weird) and then oh look they have the knife that was used for the murder

[ashisdeadanddying-deactivated20]

And like take their phone to the place of murder so it can be traced

[sirrriusblack]

oh oh i can be useful too! don’t use an icicle, there’s very many reasons that wouldn’t work because,, ice,, shatter, melt, where are you even gonna get an icicle, and get it to kill someone before it melts, all those things,,

also potassium chloride overdoses pass as a heart attack once the pottassium levels level out again, and if you inject it underneath the tongue, the needle hole will heal and won’t show up on an autopsy

[winelover1989]

I can’t believe injecting your victim with an air bubble using an empty syringe is not on this long ass post that has icicle on it like its the abc of murder for a clean natural death look

[evilregal92]

Watching depressing and disturbing hereto shit with the family while secretly hiding you’d much rather watch some She-Ra or Legends of Tomorrow = my life right now 😰😰