WiseCracker

[0samjha]

[memeyalife]

Nah.. that’s not it

[youre-my-hope-im-your-hope]

The good place as random memes:

chidi:

Eleanor:

Tahani:

Jason:

Micheal:

[galactic-flowers]

he says it like it is

[everythingfox]

am scared

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[sometimeredhead]

[astrangerinbrownleatherboots]

The trees: *exist*

Me: nice

The trees: *rustle slightly in the breeze*

Me: nice

[godlessondheimite]

[wemblingfool]

Dad: I am down with gay people.

Closeted gay son: ...okay.

Supportive Dad: Like, super chill about gay people!

Closeted Son:

Super supportive Dad: Like... I think they're swell!

Closted Son:

Dad: Gay people are awesome!

Super oblivious closeted Son:

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

[unbotheredmuse]

[simonalkenmayer]

[egalitarianchica]

Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.

[egalitarianchica]

Is it this?

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.

[egalitarianchica]

That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:

[emeraldmercury]

Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.

[buckybarnesismyreligion]

After seeing this I finally know what it is I want in a man. Darkness ✨🖤✨

[fuddlewuddle]

Same energy.

[fruitloopdingusss-deactivated20]

Hera saying “ I don’t answer to fools” when talking to Zeus, is literally the most iconic power move of 2020

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[htjmfisherman]

Squid wars is a gay Clarinet player which trump is adamantly opposes too.

[chunkybirb-deactivated20220814]

Things are heating up in the spongebob fandom

[thesituation]

irl girls are better than anime girls but anime men are better than irl men. this is objectively true

[thesituation]

women outperform fantasy while men fail to come close to it

[babyanimalgifs]

I promised to try to love her as much as our Golden does 

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