
blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@exananas
petition to add a fifth category of answer to the RAADS-R Autism test for "I do not know how to answer this question // The premise of this question is highly flawed"
me reading the bunker's terminal in fallout 4
This shit terrifies me more than AI.
What could be worse than a billionaire putting a chip into your brain, who the fuck knows what they’ll do with it.
can’t wait for my thoughts to be interrupted by 30 second Spotify ads
I cannot begin to emphasize enough how much the problem with neuralink is that they DON'T USE NEUROTURGICAL SUPPLIES AND ALL THEIR TEST ANIMALS DIED HORRIBLY AS A RESULT
Elon Musk’s brain-chip startup conducted years of tests at UC Davis, a public university. A WIRED investigation reveals how Neuralink and th
Like, yes, the Spotify ad jokes are funny.
But they miss the point.
This is a scam to torture and kill the disabled in exchange for investor money. It's straight up eugenics.
They aren't just 'putting a chip in your brain,' they're also putting in toxic adhesives meant for skin, loose bolts that drift around shredding brain tissue, and more.
In a normal experiment, the unforeseen death of a single test monkey is grounds to halt the entire experiment.
Dozens of test monkeys died for Musk, but because of his fame and money, his experiment was allowed to keep killing monkeys, and now he's moved on to killing humans.
This thread is hysterical.
Imagine a future of indestructible self-driving Teslas rampaging through the streets of San Francisco, their insides lit up with fire, the skulls of their long-dead passengers beating against the unbreakable windows with each bump and jolt.
Every damn universe.
In last week’s issue of Ultimate Comics: Ultimates, the governor of California attempted to coerce Steve – now president of the US – into declaring him magistrate of the west coast. The entire country temporarily destabilized because *handwave* so California’s still recovering, and gaining control over the west coast region would grant the governor extreme political power.
They’ve tried reasoning with President Cap and they’ve tried blackmailing him, and neither attempt worked.
So they decided they needed leverage. A bargaining chip. A hostage. Someone close to Steve. Someone he would, possibly, value above the security of the country.
Which is why they sent a supervillain to kidnap Tony Stark.
I JUST. THESE BOYS. EVERY DAMN UNIVERSE.
ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet
but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)
and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth
oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc
but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds
safe to say i’m losing my mind
anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭
and the reactions are everything
I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY
toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!
The Middle
I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!
My new, totally uneducated guess for why humans tell stories is to keep them from getting bored and cranky while following a gazelle for four hours. No deeper mystery or meaning. Some folk needed a distraction while they tried to catch dinner so they just made some shit up. The end.
The equivalent of listening and singing to songs on your way home so you don't fall asleep at the wheel.
For millennia upon millenia, humans have had to yell creatively to keep on task
theres a theory that the reason there are so many characters in folk tales who weave/spin is because weavers/spinners were bored while they were doing the repetitve work that doesnt require much brian power for experienced workers. e.g. the greek fates, rumpelstiltskin, sleeping beauty pricking her finger on a spindle.
so the weavers/spinners were telling stories to pass the time and then they were like 'yo but what if WE were in it.'
also interesting that making up a story as you tell it is called 'spinning a tale'
in Australian Aboriginal English, telling a story is also called "yarning."
going back to the singing bit, there’s a LONG history of work songs--both singing and whistling--being used by agricultural societies, hunters, sailors, etc. These songs could be used as a form of communication and time-keeping, but often also resulted in longer narrative songs involving folk tales & motifs.
Most surviving work songs are only a few centuries old (such as Yankee Doodle, believe it or not, which probably started out as a 15th cent Dutch harvest song), but the practice itself is probably much, much older. As in, earliest-agrarian-societies old. As in, hunters-and-gatherers old.
Interestingly, singing predates language (and may have contributed to the development of language), and probably predates Homo Sapiens--our hominid ancestors may have been singing and whistling for millions of years before our species even existed! But as language developed, you better believe we hit upon the kickass combo of song-as-a-form-of-storytelling, and have been using it ever since to keep ourselves entertained during work and leisure hours.
Gibbons sing. Just saying.
Sooo... I think my cat saved me yesterday?
A bit of background, I swear it'll make sense.
My kitty is a little tortie fluff, she's very... Special. She doesn't like to push things out of shelves because of the noise (did it once when she was a kitten, scared herself) unless it's her last resort when trying to get my attention. She also doesn't like to howl (?). Don't get me wrong, she can and will meow to the top of her little lungs if she can, but anything louder than that? Only when I have to bathe her.
We usually oversleep on weekends because my alarm is off. She will and has used me as a springboard if I don't stand up quickly enough to give her her food after the alarm has gone off, but yesterday was a Sunday, I had a flare up on Saturday, and was feeling very poorly when I went to bed, but hey, sleep is good, it usually makes me feel better.
I woke up at dawn with my cat loafed near my face. She never does that! She hasn't liked to sleep near my head since she was a kitten! So, weird. I was still tired, feeling still bad and somewhat short of breath though. Not unusual, it sometimes happens when my shoulders subluxate when I'm sleeping.
She notices I'm awake, chirps, stretches, gets out of the room, and starts meowing.
"Nope" I think, "I'm not getting out of bed."
She starts meowing louder, and suddenly starts howling. As if she was getting a sudden bath in the hallway.
I take my phone, it's 3 am, think "you're not getting food this early", and back to sleep I go.
And then, she starts throwing things. That makes me try to stand up.
I say "try" because everything starts shaking and I can't even sit. Maybe she was trying to warn me of a sudden earthquake? We had a few in the last weeks and she is a really good early detection system. But no, it's just me.
She has come back, is looking at me and is chirping.
I stand up, sway a little, and go see what damage she has done. It's just the one notepad I have on the counter that she had been taking up the table and dropping off until I decided to move.
She doesn't even go to her bowl, but makes me follow her around our flat. Gets mad when I try to sit down on the sofa, and comes running from her litter box meowing up a storm when I lay down in my bed again.
She's very insistent that I stay moving and awake and only relaxed when I went to have a shower.
I don't know what to think. She was particularly affectionate yesterday, and I do have heart problems. Did she hear something? Was she that agitated because she was worried something was going to happen to me? Was something happening to me?
If so, thank you little bug. You're getting more treats today. I hope I don't have to make you worry like this again.
Evgeny Sedukhin - “Symphony of the sixth blast furnace” (1979)
Евгений Седухин - Огни трудового Тагила “Lights of Labour Tagil”
Евгений Седухин - Тагильский рабочий “Tagil Workers”
Its incredibly hard to find a lot of his work online but I did my best with my extremely limited knowledge of Russian. From what I could tell he was employed in a stone/gem processing plant before he went to art school. He was very devoted to various positions he held in the party mainly pertaining to artists unions.
@sovietpostcards
Being Russian, do you know anything about this artist?
Not much, but I love the Sixth Symphony, it’s so powerful. Here’s some info here and here (in Russian), some more pieces here.
Good news: my new GP determined that I'm too focused and attentive to be in the spectrum.
On the other hand, I'm bradycardic again.
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old
THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!
happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖
date of origin: April 18, 2021
#it even has a deactivated blog
Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog
HOW I ANIMATE 🤌
I couldn’t make individual gifs of this whole this so MADE A VIDJEW FOR YEW GOIS ! I didn’t know what else to make of my animation, so I decided to make it into a little quick tutorial. Hope it helps!
This is very helpful! Thank you for sharing this @chrompoised!
Tons more at the source!
Once more, with feeling!