[rehearsing]

Wtf is wrong with you?

I’m a crêpe. I’m a weirdough.

[itchycoil]

You’re a random nobody

Me to a newborn baby

[thenatsdorf]

Checking the water temp. (via)

[hatchan]

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[tpolisher]

[eilti]

I AM CACKLING 😂😂🤣🤣

[sexhaver]

[greatwhiteprivilege]

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

[the-punforgiven]

How do you start your day?

[rubaayi]

do you wish you were seeing somebody

a therapist 

[thexfiles]

as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”

[toastbutteregg]

I always do this but I do it when popular people like actors or sons and daughters of rich people talk to me. you should see the look in their eyes when i say “oh i dont watch tv” or “oh i havent heard of that company” it baffles them so much that i havent heard of them 

[gimmeyourpancreas]

Truly iconic

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[kjoob]

[kibumkim]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[goawfma]

for the love of god i beg you UNMUTE this 

[hundondestiny]

okay so what i THOUGHT was that the girl modeling was the “daughter” and whoever was behind the camera was the mom, so unmuting this was. a surprise.

[kodaksnacks-blog]

“Do that laugh” 🤣💖

[basementtreasure]

been thinking about appearances and stuff

[basementtreasure]

so this totally blew up last night and i would just like to say to everyone in the comments and tags: you’re all doing great!! i’m so proud of everyone’s who’s found themselves and for everyone who hasn’t yet: you’ll get there!!! i believe in each and every one of you!

[narruechie]

that attention hit different when it’s from who you want.