i thought of a few more situations so here’s part 2: scenarios of me and my siblings that i thought fit the batfam
Steph: *sends a photo* i painted my nails monet themed!
Jason: yeah they look ugly as shit
Steph: wanna go, little man?
Barbara: another 5 from me as well
Bruce: … please no fighting in the house
Steph: about to be too fucking late, sorry B
Damian: Drake, follow me, i require your assistance in confessing my feelings to a suitor.
Dick: *in the same room* hey i can help too!
Damian: apologies Richard, but i am not in need of shakespearean sonnets
Dick: what? i’m not even that old
Tim: that is not going over the way you thought it would
Jason: *from another room* probably shouldn’t go on patrol, wouldn’t want you to hurt your back
Dick: uh- bu- wha- what the fuck ?!!!
*Steph, Tim, Duke, and Cass watching the lakers*
Steph: LeBron my glorious king
Tim: call me savannah the way i’m about to-
Duke: LeBron you are my sunshine
Dick: *walking into the living room* LeBron is so dank
Cass: Dick… not what we were doing
Dick: what I’m just agreeing with you guys??
Steph: yeah with 16th century vernacular? no thanks bud
Dick: Babs and I are the same age! why is she allowed here?!
Cass: she’s not old as hell
Dick: we are literally the same age
wont lie, these ones are a bit embellished, but my first post were all true stories from my siblings and i.