Now What?

22 F I love reading, laughing, giraffes, scary movies, music, hot showers, people that smell good, long drives, copious amounts of pillows, pizza, and good-ass hugs.

[deadryn]

babe don't even worry about it it's in the baja past

[thefullestm00n]

[theweefreewomen]

[ID: a twitter thread by  Gon with the wind….like Ging @Satirony:

Marriage betweeen a man and woman was built in a way that benefits men far more than women. This is well studied.

If you’re a man marrying a woman, you need to be cognizant of this and make sure you *overcompensate* in order to make things as egalitarian as possible.

I emphasize overcompensating because there are aspects of relationships between men and women that far more often than not result in women doing more, because we live in a patriarchal and misogynistic society.

So you need to make sure you’re consciously doing more to compensate for the unseen things that she will most likely be doing.

And this is especially true in societies in which women also work outside of the home (so the past several decades in most Western societies).

And I refuse to have a dynamic that my parents, like a lot of late Baby Boomers, had.

One in which both the man and woman work outside the house, but the woman still does most of the child rearing and cleaning at home.

I know somebody is eventually gonna assume I’m saying this with ulterior motives and ask something stupid like “did she pick you?”

The answer is yes, she did. I’m married. Now go reflect on your inadequacies as a partner.

below is a shared gif of a woman taking a sip from a martini glass. end ID.]

[solarishashernoseinabook]

In practical terms this means:

know who the family doctor is (as well as dentist, optometrist, etc.) and when everyone had their last appointment so you can schedule the next. This goes for pets as well

know your kids shoe sizes. Seriously, I had a coworker complain that her husband got too-small boots for their kindergartener.

do grocery shopping

based off the above, be aware of everyone’s allergies/intolerances/diets/personal tastes

know how to cook and do your fair share

know how to do laundry, dishes, etc.

know when the bills are due and pay some of them

take an active role in planning holidays, vacations, etc. and budgeting for them

know your kids friends so you can arrange playdates

know their babysitter so you can arrange childcare

if your spouse does the cleaning most often, know when they tend to clean and help out. Do they sweep every day? Do they mop once a week or once a month? Help with that

know the location of everything in the house (cleaning supplies, kitchen utensils, tax forms, etc.) so that if your spouse is away, you can run the household solo without having to ask constantly where everything is

take an active interest in your spouse’s life and your kids lives

[detectivehole]

everyone here hates when their posts blow up yet no one fucking hesitates to reblog already popular posts. no one shows that kindness and it's wonderful. a mutual understanding that op dug their own grave by being a top notch clown and that's their problem, not yours

[kittycargo]

All hail our new clown

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

You already know the rabbit hole we goin down Tonite

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Bread spectrum

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

@mongoose-in-the-wall​ said:

I’d like to learn how to pull Wikipedia data from tables programmatically if that’s what you did

Good news! I copy-pasted that entire table into RAW Graphs, but programmatically obtaining or scraping Wikipedia tables seems easy if you’re into that.

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[postultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[postultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[honeypunks]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

theres some queerbaiting thats like cask of amantillado levels of deception where i almost pity the fool who has been caught but then theres queerbaiting thats like a block of cheese under a box propped up by a stick and i think if you fall for that kind you deserved it maybe

[piesandswords]

[jentlemahae]

crying

[jentlemahae]

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

[sagicidal]

u forgot the best part

[lastoneout]

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

[tendochocolat]

@ukaizawa

[athenasdragon]

God, that explains this:

[thedeadmemereturns]

What the fuck even IS twitter?

[lesbiansgoal]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

ursula k le guin was right

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

all of it, more or less

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[siriuslymeg]

mAeShMoLoWa

[ottermatopoeia]

🌠sprimps🌠

[evilvarric666-archive]

My hobbies? Uhhhh sensations mostly. Textures and patterns. But yeah mostly I just am really into like, experiences. Occasionally I dabble in thoughts.

[parkinglotfistfight]

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[beefgameplays-deactivated202105]

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

[sopretty4]

I will never NOT reblog

[wlntrrz]

DUDE???

[ijaazat]

damn kinda not feeling it... thinking of bursting into tears

[leitharstjarna]

— Laura Gilpin, The Hocus-Pocus of the Universe (1977)

[cargopantsman]

@normal-horoscopes

[normal-horoscopes]

im crying

[parakeet]

im eating the gemstones in the museum gift shop i like the taste

[parakeet]

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Physically I’m here but mentally I’m tending to the strawberry patch outside my forest cottage and listening to the ferns rustling in the cool breeze

[colemckenzies]

if you think about it there’s no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.