Exzist

Total Trash Mammal

[viralfrog]

[atapi]

the angel sings of salvation

[smoke-in-the-wind]

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

[filthburger]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Hang on I need to look something up

[sudorm-rfslash]

[noknowshame]

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

[brbeth]

I think...you might be right

[brownheadedcowbird]

what the fuck

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[kaijuno]

[skeletondanceparty]

[monstermonger]

I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...

[catcas22]

@thatboreddrake

[thatboreddrake]

Do you ever think maybe that’s why dragons look for caves for shelter and protection? Do the moss-covered floors remind them of the inside of their mother’s mouth? Do scattered stalagmites and stalactites remind them of her teeth?

[kettyjay]

@dragons-locator

[dragons-locator]

DRAGONS LOCATED

[pocket-deer-belly]

Being autistic is like screaming through a megaphone “please don’t overwork me, i WILL explode” and everyone responds like haha well. You’ll get used to it over time :)

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cr 小风车手工

[getvalentined]

[easel-eisel]

one thing you have to consider about using a lance is you wont have full control over yourself anymore. the lance compels you to start running people through just for the fun of it

[easel-eisel]

*delerious with bloodlust* the onluy one who can stop a bad guy woth a lance is a good guy with a lwnce

[stealingpotatoes]

i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

[fairuzfan]

Tbh I don't care about the Odyssey discourse but I saw one tweet where they're like "convenient that they would have a guy who goes on an Odyssey named Odysseus" it was my favorite tweet about the whole thing

[fairuzfan]

[yuritrash14]

[catcrumb]

[mollyjames]

Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

[cipheramnesia]

Sorry but watching them fight gets me off, I'm keeping them both in a jar and shaking it up and down every hour.

[mollyjames]

[would-you-punt-them]

It should've been me fr

[would-you-punt-them]

i may have miscalculated

[everythingfox]

That’s actually a feather duster