EyeLean

[fuks]

[salty-red-mage]

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[transfemale]

When someone follows you and they’re NOT a porn bot:

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[goochie-mane]

When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit

[supersadfan]

I love him so much

[favor757]

Me too!

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[caturday]

[unshaped]

wasn’t expecting this

[ghostgloom-blog]

but arent you glad it hapened

[lokiarrty]

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

[finafffff-deactivated20140824]

floomph

[cocoichibanya-deactivated201708]

oh my god

[whores-deactivated20150225]

oh my god

[jorahssquire]

Ayna and her kickass dress BTVS  Season 4 Hell’s Bells…

[eyelean-left-world]

I forgot what her dress looked like... It's not bad for her being so kooky 😂

[eyelean-left-world]

someone: remember when...

my forgetful ass: probably not

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[parkdonghoons]

Im willing to give it a… CHANce

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

[archouai]

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

[nicetobealive-deactivated201710]

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

[nerdgul]

*if ur on moble screenshot it

[driftingglass]

This. Is. The funniest thing. I’ve seen. In days. Always reblog. Always reblog. Oh my gooood.

Oh and I got Cherries, Thunder and Ambition from screenshotting this.

[weloveshortvideos]

[harcules]

this is what it’s like having siblings

[smolfreedomsupporter]

Accurate

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

the screech lmfaooo

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[eyelean-left-world]

Some of the Best Moments of Father Ted lol @jorahssquire

[jorahssquire]

Guide to Nfld. Slang :P

Whaddya at? Simplifies to “what are you at?” and means “what’s up?” or “what are you doing?” This is one of the most common slang terms we use in Newfoundland. I use it on a daily basis!

Yes b’y Multiple meanings depending on the context. It could mean: “yes,” “no,” “that’s impressive,” or “you’re kidding!”

No b’y Also has multiple meanings in different contexts: “yes,” “no,” or “well duh, obviously”

There ain’t n’arn Means “there isn’t either one” or “there isn’t any”

I dies at you! “You’re so funny” “You make me laugh!”

Me nerves, you got me drove I hope nobody says this to you if you visit because it means “oh my, you’re so annoying!”

Knows you’re not crooked “You seem to be in a bad mood”

Where ya longs to? Translates to “where do you belong to?” or more simply, “where are you from?”

Stay where you’re to til I comes where you’re at . It means “stay there until I get there.” It basically pokes fun at how we make everything sound more complicated than it needs to be.

Get on the go Means “get going” or can be used when you’re getting ready to go out for a few drinks. “Let’s get on the go for George Street bys!”

@eyelean-left-world some classic Newfinese for Ya…

Missing my Fave

yur stund as me arse - your not too bright

[eyelean-left-world]

I... I... I understand these. They make sense!! 😂😂😂

[jorahssquire]

Great Big Sea - Excursion Around the Bay ( with Darrell )

@theseeker1864

Ever heard of these guys?

A couple of them are from the same little fishing village outside or St. Johns Nfld. as ME MUDDER ☻

That was Newfinese lol…

[jorahssquire]

@eyelean-left-world

[eyelean-left-world]

This is really catchy lol