Liminal Life

FFXIV, politics, art and other shitposts. Follows for @laznenharuya and @remwitch

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[loganslowdown4]

I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[jubileeandtea]

Legendary truly legendary P.S Cold hot chocolate slap’s

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Holy fuck

[arrowheadedbitch]

Sweet tea and Iced tea are two completely valid terms?? What the fuck is going ON over here

(Iced tea usually refers to unsweetened tea while sweet tea is iced tea that you mixed sugar into before cooling it)

@dazzling-rubabe I’m coming for you, I will strike swiftly while you slumber

[freedomanddisorder]

Nothing can unite Americans (and in fact, the world) more than the collective drive to annoy/baffle the English.

[queermarzipan]

I’m usually all for annoying the English but it cannot be overstated that iced tea is an ABOMINATION and yes I HAVE tried it that it WHY I KNOW it is ABOMINABLE. How do you DRINK THAT.

Also Ireland is second ONLY TO TURKEY in tea consumption per capita WORLDWIDE (yes we drink more than you Britain haha SUCK IT) and the US comes 35th so I don’t know who you think you’re fooling. Clearly it’s too hot over there for regular tea so you have to make do with iced and barely anyone even likes it. So. HA

[sentient-sunset]

What?!! Turkey beats us in tea consumption per capita?!?!

I looked it up, they beat us by nearly two kilos of tea per capita, that’s honestly insane. We need to do better, drink more tea, much more tea. We don’t have enough of a lead on the UK and we should be winning. I will single-handedly drag the tea consumption per capita up if I must.

Regardless, cold teas are almost always an abomination. Sweet cold teas are even worse.

[queermarzipan]

Darragh, please do not drink ten million kilos of tea.

You get it though about the iced tea. You get it

[sentient-sunset]

It’s only 27,397.26 kilos per day, I’ll be fine. That’s definitely not a lethal overdose of caffeine or anything

Anyway, I wouldn’t have to drink it all myself if everyone would step up and do their part

Join me, you could make it be 13,698.63 kilos per day!

[queermarzipan]

I am not drinking fourteen thousand kilos of tea

…..however.

I do drink much less tea than I really want to

….I suppose…..

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

what the fuck is this on my dash i hate to agree with america but as an Indian I LOVE ICED TEA what do you have against cold coffee and ice tea and cold chocolate milk huh WARM TEA IS NICE TOO BUT SO IS COLD

YOU DO KNOW IT GETS HOT IN OTHER COUNTRIES RIGHT NOT OUR FAULT THE ONLY THING WHITER THAN YOUR POPULATION IS YOUR PASTURES COVERED IN SNOW

the hill i will die on about tea though is CHAI TEA DOESN’T MAKE SENSE IT’S REDUNDANT CHAI MEANS TEA. TAKE THAT GODDAMN EXTRA NOUN AND GIVE IT TO THE POOR LATTE. LATTE IS ITALIAN FOR MILK. IT’S MILK COFFEE.

[queermarzipan]

Asmi you are coming in clutch again with the correct opinions but I have to ask you wtf kind of tea. Cause really. I get that it’s like cold soup in the sense that it’s SPECIFICALLY MADE TO BE COLD, but. How the fuck. Do you make. COLD TEA. Taste good. I’m like. And DON’T say put sugar in it I haven’t had sugar in my tea since 2 years after I started drinking it. It’s awful. It makes it taste not like tea. Just. Please tell me because I KNOW intellectually that of course it was actually developed by human people who have tastebuds but the only “purposefully cold” tea I ever tried put me off it forever

Also I’m pretty sure my spice tolerance is higher than yours (oooooh BURN) no but really you said you had the “whitest tastebuds” and I was raised by a father who consistently makes jokes such as “not blowing your head off? Damn I’ll have to try harder next time” and sincere statements like “I only put three chillies in!” and I sometimes just go apeshit on the jalapeño jar

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

IDK I JUST LOVE COLD THINGS, I’M GOING TO BE REAL I DON’T DRINK MUCH MILK TEA. I DRINK GREEN TEA AND HERBAL TEA AND LEMON TEA, AND THOSE VIBE COLD? I’M MORE OF A COFFEE DRINKER (AS YOU ALL KNOW AFTER LAST NIGHT)

do not HOW DARE YOU COME FOR MY SPICE TOLERANCE IN MY OWN NOTIFS WHY AM I GETTING LAUGHED AT BY WHITE PEOPLE FOR MY SPICE TOLERANCE I CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME–

IN MY DEFENCE, I DO LOVE JALAPENOS. IT’S A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP, AND I DIE, BUT I LOVE THEM.

anyway back to the topic at hand the brits can pry my cold coffee and cold chocolate milk out of my COLD DEAD HANDS.

[cripplywobblytimeywimey]

Anyways I’m moving to Ireland so I can win at tea consumption

[teawitch]

Sweet tea is a big thing in the US South. To make it properly we make a simple syrup with sugar (dissolving the sugar in hot water first) the add that to the hot tea and then chill and add ice cubes.

This is why in Southern restaurants Sweet Tea is a specific menu item separate from plain, unsweet, iced tea.

When I was in Cornwall over the summer a member of our party tried to order iced tea and was met with complete perplexity. Frankly the best substitute for sweet tea is probably cider. Which seems wrong but with a really good cider, you won’t care about that.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

[bakedbakermom]

FEDERAL INQUIRY INTO ADHD MEDICATION SHORTAGE ANNNOUNCED

IF YOU HAVE STRUGGLED TO GET YOUR ADHD MEDICATION, YOU HAVE 60 DAYS TO TELL THE FTC YOUR STORY FOR CONSIDERATION IN THIS INQUIRY AT THE LINK BELOW! The FTC must read all responses. So tell them about having to call multiple pharmacies, being unable to get generics, your struggles with insurance coverage, everything!

[pancakeke]

The submission period began February 15 2024 and will end April 15 2024.

[renthony]

Ren's 2024 Patreon Pledge Drive | Ren Basel

Get more from Ren Basel on Patreon

It's time for my first Patreon update of 2024! This one is free to read for everyone, and talks about my goals with Patreon for the year.

I'm currently trying to reach $2,000 USD per month, in order to cover:

My dues as a member of the IWW Freelance Journalists Union

My medications and routine medical visits

My pets' healthcare

A portion of household utilities

A portion of household groceries

Bank and transaction fees

Self-employment taxes

University tuition so that I can finish my degree

A little left over for hobbies, like gardening and video games

I have seven incremental goals with rewards, including free paperbacks of my short story The Queen of Cups, signed cosplay prints, and more.

If you like what I do, you want to know what's next, and you really hate seeing how often my family has to beg for grocery money, this is the post to check out!

[hollydermovoi]

“I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control. I was on the pill until he found them in my purse. I went to the Student Health Center—they were completely unhelpful, choosing to lecture me about the importance of safe sex (recommending condoms) instead of actually listening to my problem. Then I went to Planned Parenthood. The Nurse Practitioner took one look at my fading bruises and stopped the exam. She called in the doctor. The doctor came in and simply asked me: “Are you ready to leave him?” When I denied that I was being abused, she didn’t argue with me. She just asked me what I needed. I said I need a birth control method that my boyfriend couldn’t detect. She recommended a few options and we decided on Depo. When I told her that my boyfriend read my emails and listened to my phone messages and was known to follow me, she suggested to do the Depo injections at off hours when the clinic was normally closed. She made a note in my chart and instructed the front desk never to leave messages for me—instead, she programmed her personal cell phone number into my phone under the name “Nora”. She told me she would call me to schedule my appointments; she wouldn’t leave a message, but I should call her back when I was able to. And that was it. No judgment. No lecture. She walked me to the door and told me to call her day or night if I needed anything. That she lived 5 blocks from campus and would come get me. That I wasn’t alone. That she just wanted me to be safe. I never called her to come to my rescue. But I have no doubt that she would have come if I had called. She kept me on Depo for a year, giving me those monthly injections in secret, helping me prevent a desperately unwanted pregnancy. I cannot thank Planned Parenthood enough for the work they do.”

—

Curious Georgiana (via grrrlstudies)

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it bears re-reblogging (?).  This is how you respond to abuse, this is how you give people control over their bodies/uteruses, this is how you act as a generally non-judgmental and compassionate person.  I love this story so fucking much.

(via coffeewithants)

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

And THIS is one of many reasons why we need to safeguard access to birth control.

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

[lessdanthree]

what drugs were they on when they made this

[meanmisscharles]

Cab Calloway rotascoped!

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Whoever thought of this was drinking absinthe

[protectblkwomen]

Thanks, Now I have nightmares

[brunhiddensmusings]

this was long before cartoons were ever thought of as ‘for kids’, the target audience of this one was roughly 20-40 betty boop cartoons featuring cab calloway singing, yes, but slang has changed so much you dont realize he was singing about opium, sugar daddies, death, weed, sex, booze, and gambling back when gambling was nearly as tabboo as sex and drugs. ‘minnie the moocher’ where cab calloway is a dancing walrus is specifically about someone who does literally everything on that list but die

most of the animation studios had their ‘thing’ to make their animation stand out, disney had fluid motion linked with quality music, warner brothers had top notch dialogue with carefully crafted facial expressions, MGM had comedic timing down to the individual frame that no live action comedian could dream of achieving, terrytoons had the budget of a ham sandwitch and a fistfull of nickels fleischer studios however had authentic jazz and heavy toned subject matter, often crossing the line of what we think of as ‘cartoon violence’ into realistic

[peathefeary]

idk why this is making me so emotional???

[mcloveleigh]

I love this. I’ve always had a love for cartoons

[melaninondeck-deactivated201907]

Cab Calloway, he was a legend performer and entertainer, although he’s listed as a jazz singer he did much more with his voice, his singing style and delivery was very unique. Cab (with his band) was the first black artist to sell over a million copies of a single record and he paved the way for many artists to come. Happy Black History Month.

[impormable]

sorry to make this long post longer, but I feel like it needed some actual photos of Cab Calloway, who is, in fact, the greatest

[beemovieerotica]

it's so funny to me that conservatives think the reason university students become more liberal is because of the actual course material and not like. the fact that universities in the US introduce are oftentimes the first place Americans are introduced to a walkable environment with affordable health care, with community spaces for any affiliation under the sun where they give you free resources and cheap food. with included public transit and opportunities for training in your field of choice. and you realize that for how much you're spending on tuition/taxes, yeah, you do deserve these things, it would be insane not to have those. and then you graduate and go back to having to buy a car to drive 20 minutes to the grocery store.

[chibisketches]

It's also one of the first places a lot of people raised in insular, conservative areas meet "the other". People of other ethnicities and cultures, people of other religions, other gender presentations, sexualities, etc. You get to know them and start realizing how much of what you "knew" about them was myth or straight-up propaganda.

It's a lot harder to demonize queer people when the person helping you pass calculus is a trans woman, or your lab partner talks about his boyfriend exactly the same way you talk about yours. It's a lot harder to believe that immigrants are out to get you when your Hindu roommate cheerfully shares a care package of homemade goodies from home, or Malia down the hall covers your lunch because you forgot to bring your wallet to study group. You start rethinking some assumptions when the 6 foot spike-encrusted goth who sits behind you in lecture hall shows everyone photos of his baby niece dressed like a puppy for Halloween with all the pride of a new parent, and you remember when your flannel and camo-wearing uncle did the same thing at work last year with photos of your little sister.

Suddenly all those "others" are just people. They're your friends, classmates, coworkers, and maybe even romantic interests. And that's a lot harder to hate or fear.

[everythingfox]

He looks like he just spilled something

[queriesntheories]

alright i am sick of yt to mp4 sites being shady and full of viruses and finding websites that seem to be working and then don't work (looking at you y232 (no hate, just frustrated))

so HERE'S HOW YOU DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS WITH VLC!! VLC FREAKIN RULES!!

get your youtube link

open vlc, go to media > open network stream

paste your url in the box and PRESS PLAY!

wait for the video to open then go to tools > codec information

copy the entire file location (click the box, then ctrl-a to select all, then ctrl-c to copy)

paste into your browser of choice (i use firefox)

right click video and press "save video as", choose your file format if you want

DONE! NO VIRUSES OR SKETCHY STUFF!

the quality might be a little crummy but if you don't mind that, then shabam! video on your computer! then you can email it to yourself and have it on your phone too if you want! if you need a guide with pictures wikihow has you covered my friends

happy downloading and stay safe on the internet :D

[queriesntheories]

I FORGOT SOMETHING SHOOT I'M REALLY SORRY

YOU NEED TO UPDATE YOUR YOUTUBE.LUAC FILE FOR THIS TO WORK!!!

Go to here https://github.com/videolan/vlc/blob/master/share/lua/playlist/youtube.lua

Navigate to C:\Program Files\VideoLAN\VLC\lua\playlist (or whatever equivalent there is on Mac; if you have a Mac just fish around in the program files you're bound to find it somewhere)

Open youtube.luac with a text editor like Notepad

Delete whatever's in there and replace it with ALL of the stuff with the github file.

Save the file, restart VLC, and then it should work.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS ADDITION FOR THE LOVE OF CRUMBCAKE THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY IMPORTANT

(and re: other additions in the tags, I hear you and that’s totally fair you want quality! but if you really don’t care and/or those websites are blocked, this is a workaround you can use)

[maileater]

As a side note this is all perfectly legal. When sued by google, the French courts (because VLCs parent organization is French) concluded that because Youtube was distributing their videos for free, people had every right to download them for free, and no violation of intellectual property was being committed.

[liberalsarecool]

Some opinions have value. Some are poison.

MAGA is addicted to the poison, and that poison of out of control gun culture and lawless insurrection is white supremacy.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[fishtacofriday]

I wanna know WHERE in Kentucky this is to see if it's worth making a drive to check it out

[mousenemy]

i thought it was KY like the jelly

[beardedmrbean]

Which HOP Shop Gas Station Locations Have a Disco Bathroom?

There are currently 4 HOP Shop gas station locations that have the “Push the Red Button” for the disco bathroom.

The Verona HOP Shops at 2832 Verona-Mudlick Rd, Verona, KY plays the song “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees.

Florence HOP Shops at 8063 US 42, Florence, KY plays the song “Diamonds” by Rhianna

Walton HOP Shops at 195 Mary Grubbs Hwy, Walton, KY plays the song “I’ve Had the Time of My Life” by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.

Carrolton HOP Shops at 3213 Highway 227, Carrollton, KY plays the song “Dancing Queen” by the ABBA

There are plans for more to be added in 2024.

[pluckyyoungdonna]

Omg of course after I leave KY.

[justcatposts]

“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” 

(via)

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

HAPPY PLAYFUL TAIL FLICKS

KITTY LIKES BEING THE NEW YEAR’S LION

[july-19th-club]

[beeeinyourbonnet]

@valoscope 

[calamitys-child]

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

[calamitys-child]

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

[calamitys-child]

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

[not100bees]

[tricornking]

The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,

The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint

[lovetheirloves]

Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.

[tricornking]

According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:

Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island

[lovetheirloves]

I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.

[lovetheirloves]

I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.

[tdhppjpurple]

I love this site.

[lovetheirloves]

Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr. 

[microwave-and-dishwasher-safe2]

Where this post started

Where it ended up

[eshesmites]

Honestly I think the best part about that is that in the middle we somehow ended up in the middle of an apparently VITRIOLIC debate on the particular chicken variety that Looney Toons’ Foghorn Leghorn embodies… and then just kind of… left…

[theevenusianwitch]

a gentle reminder:

eat something. take your medicine. you are not a burden to others. your emotions are just as real as theirs and deserve to be listened to. relax your jaw and shoulders. it’s okay to take a break sometimes you deserve rest. it’s okay to be yourself. you’re not hard to love and anyone who opposes that does not deserve your time. you’re going to be okay.

[wintercorrybriea]

[bigbigtruck]

thank you to those 30 sickos

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay so i used this term talking to all the best buy staff who helped me unfuck my tower pc, and they all immediately twigged to it even though they'd never heard it used as such, but I'm wondering if there's an actual term for warning-sign-errors-via-specific-programs-that-die-that-signify-a-deeper-issue-with-your-PC that I don't know about

Because the term I used for these is "canaries"

(I'm reading the dungeon meshi 86.1 extras and apparently Kui was drawing from the same canaries-in-the-coalmine train of thought I was)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

example, the slow breakdown of my PC from earlier this year:

the very first canary is when I'm trying to use websites and i get

errors but only at random, so it doesnt affect my browsing ability as a whole.

they alert me that something's about to go Wrong with my operating system

after that, the next canary is the inability to shut off certain programs without them erroring out, oh say, applications like task manager

after that, the next canary is being unable to open files rather than just being unable to close them:

^here, I was simply trying to open a jpg image.

the next canary is the PC itself not being able to shut down through normal shutdown means, and requiring force shutdown nearly every time by holding the button

the final canary, and the one that told me 'yeah no, deal with this NOW.' was when my USB ports stopped working. like. I'd put in a USB or an external drive and the PC would read NOTHING showing up. They worked on one final bootup so I was able to get my grubby lil pizza hands on all my files before hauling the whole tower into geeksquad like some sort of jalopy car

So things might still be functional after one or two canaries, but you get 3 birds deep and things are about to go catastrophic in one way or another

[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[the-punforgiven]

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

[mushroomsandteeth]

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

[mushroomsandteeth]

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

[mushroomsandteeth]

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

[knightjockey]

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

[sadhoc]

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

1 and 2/3 cup flour

2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp baking powder

2 eggs

1 cup chocolate chips

1 cup sugar

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)

1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.