Nerdout

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is what the queen and prince philip look like

[thesystemonlydreamsintotaldark]

Why would you leave this in the tags? 💀💀

[skenpiel]

can you motherfuckers stop talking about that stupid boat for like one second my dash is ruined

[skenpiel]

[sense8-sonder]

When we were going through the haunted house last night, we passed through this huge room full of giant mechanical snakes, and my little brother and I both started singing MY ANACONDA DON’T at the same time, and the guy hiding in the corner that was supposed to scare us started laughing so hard he had to leave.

[sense8-sonder]

Someone just liked this.

I posted this on October 26th.

It’s Christmas Eve.

How did you even find this?

[galaxy-painter]

[kleeklutch]

[charlesoberonn]

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

[charlesoberonn]

Umm….

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[fantasticfables]

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

[fantasticfables]

this one

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

[prussianmaple]

[charlesoberonn]

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

[ethnostates-deactivated20200722]

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

[hollowboobtheory]

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

[handoverthehands-deactivated202]

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

[pyromania2014]

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

[charlesoberonn]

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

[that-is-not-milk]

what happened on this post

[basinke]

EVERYTHING

[sherlockspeare]

[shutupkristen]

Never not reblog.

[marcy-playground]

This is how all rape trials should go. Especially those of people who work in the sex industry because, unfortunately, some people take their profession as consent.  

[vegan-anarchist-1312]

[n0na9on]

[notvoid]

this kid pranking his stepdad is so good

[thestrawberrydreams]

Lol

[florelunae]

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[puketween]

this is what i like to see

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[ratbastard42]

New cryptid

[lintherubbishbin]

Uh. Ok. Well, so, humans DO reflect light from the back of their eyes. It’s what causes red eyes in photos with flash.

Cocaine makes your pupils WIDE OPEN just like animals at night and the camera auto-adjusts for color, usually assuming the brightest color should be corrected to look mostly white

So…. No, this is just a naked crackhead…

[poonbo-mcbean]

a little less interesting, and yet so much more comforting

[sixpenceee]

Beidane tents in Morocco. From this thread, comment made by floatjoy: 

“I recall design studies of these tents from Architecture. If I recall correctly they are usually made from a loosely woven goat hair and wool. They are loose enough to allow smoke and the day’s heat to escape while it turns the harsh desert daylight to a subtle star light. As it rains though the natural fibers swell enough to deflect the rare desert rain events. Most people don’t get the chance to appreciate the ingenuity of shelters like these that have been honed over generations to adapt to specific climate and uses.”

[paaalespectre]

this is amazing!!!

[thornicating-deactivated2014060]

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

[thornicating-deactivated2014060]

[sailorcuba]

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

[tasmanianstripes]

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My only advice for y'all about tarot is that the fool and death do not mean what u assume they mean and u should relax

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Ppl will pull death and have a twenty minute panic attack then pull the tower and be like that doesn't bother me

[charlesoberonn]

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