Just... Stuff

\\ Fae || 23 || I like to act like I know what I’m doing with my life //

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[bernese-mountain-dyke]

“I don’t have that dog in me” is literally my favorite phrase. You are asking for a German shepherd and I am the humble chihuahua

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[bootleg-nessie]

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

[ampervadasz]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[queentab]

[energyprison]

I have to make the bed but hes in the way

[energyprison]

Be sealed for all time

[things-that-are-not-true]

i jusr invented a new disease everyone come & get it

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[boccher]

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

[unyieldingsilence]

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[pukicho]

I once went to a petting zoo and got sooo confused. I didn't know where goat ended and human began. I fed a child dried oats.

[thefuecocowizard]

Okay

[pukicho]

I cried until I threw up

[intriga-hounds]

little prince receives his morning cookie

[uumumuu]

What a creature!!!!

[sister-lilith]

“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension

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[mx-t4t0]

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[lamignonette]