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Dating Doyoung Would Include...

So Doyoung likes baking

And loves the new bakery that just opened up down the street

Where you work!!

Doyoungs in there a lot before practice so you get to know him a bit and you learn his order

And he learns that you're super cute when you laugh and that he'd like to get to know you more

But he just never seems to have the time or the courage

So one day, one of the other boys Jaehyun comes in and gives you doyoungs number and tells you to text him

You're kinda suspicious but you text, and it really is doyoung

He’s really embarrassed that you got his number from one of the boys but he decides to just roll with it and confess

You’ve been falling for him for ages now so ofc his confession goes well and you two arrange to go on a date

After Doyoung kills Jae

He takes you on a few really nice dates and is a gentleman

And after about the sixth date where you’ve spent like the entire day with each other, he asks you to be his partner!!!

He’s super smiley around you

Gummy smiles for days

Really likes to have you close to him

Not necessarily touching, he just likes your presence

Not big on skinship

Mostly just sticks to an arm around your shoulders or waist in public

And maybe some cheek kisses

He likes to keep the other stuff private

He cant have the boys know that he secretly loves being the little spoon

He likes cuddling with you in bed, but unlike some of the other boys, he won’t want to do it all day

He’d much rather get up and do something inside or go out

He’s great at helping you study

If you want to be tested, he’ll help, otherwise he’ll just sit next to you for comfort

Likes going out to eat with you and trying new food

But he also really likes trying to recreate the recipes at home with you

He can and will roast you but if anyone else does it...

Oh man

Secretly very soft for you

Sends you more photos and videos than texts during the day bc he thinks its more personal

So expect lots of videos of taeyong and yuta doing questionable things

Doyoung can be kinda stubborn so fights can be pretty bad

I feel like you’d argue over Doyoung nagging you so much or you forgetting to do things around the house

He really lowkey loves you wearing his clothes

You might have matching bracelets or phone cases but i dont see Doyoung as one to do couple stuff

He gets super clingy when he’s sleepy

If you were to visit him when he was working, he’d definitely be happy to see you

But tbh he’d rather you not come bc he needs to focus and that’s really hard for him when you’re there :))

A real big help when you’re stressed

He’d bring you food and tidy your apartment for you as a surprise

And is a fantastic listener when all you want to do is rant

Likewise, he trusts you sm, and tells you about all his feelings and thoughts

I feel like Doyoung would say “i love you” a few months into the relationship

He feels super secure with you and he loves just being with you

And loves making you happy

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Dating Yuta Would Include...

Ok mr.nakamoto

You’re filling in for one of nct’s makeup artists and you end up doing yuta

The whole time youre doing his makeup he’s flirting with you and distracting you

But he cant help it, youre just so attractive and youre so close to his face

The flirt he is, yuta asks for your number straight away

You’re not really expecting a text from him but lo and behold that night he texts you

So you two begin to talk a lot over text

And surprisingly you get along really well and youre texting ALL the time

And yuta does mention meeting up but he’s never free when you are :(

UNTIL he gets a whole week off!

He’s so ready to ask you out and sweep you off your feet

He texts you to meet him in the park by the dorms and rushes over there with the boys to set up a lovely little picnic

Food supplied by taeyong ofc

You’re so surprised when you get there, but yuta’s so into you and really wants things to go well :)

Which they do, bc yuta’s a sweetheart, and a few dates later you two are an item!!

He’s super cheesy and is always pulling pick up lines even after you start dating

Even after years of dating lets be real

Loves loves loves kissing you

The boys are always complaining about you two kissing in the living room

“You’re just jealous youre not getting any”

He’s super comfortable with you right away and won’t hesitate to hold you in front of the others

And the rest of the time too

His favourite thing to do with you is cuddle in bed and sleep

Sometimes he doesn’t really express how hes feeling that well

But you can always tell through his actions how much he cares for you

Like he’ll leave you breakfast in the morning or pick up groceries for you without being asked

Once caught you wearing his top and will never let it go

Now he purposely leaves his stuff at yours for you to wear

A pouty baby when you tease him

It probs takes like 100 kisses to get him to speak to you again

Such a tease ;)

And so many dirty jokes ;)

But tbh when it comes to sexy times i see him being really sweet and loving most of the time rather than being super rough

Bc he wants to show you how much he loves you as well as tell you

But don’t worry he has his nights ;)))))

He’ll teach you little phrases in Japanese

And when you search what they mean, they’re things like

“Yuta is the most handsome in the world” “i want to kiss you forever”

But if you really wanted to learn Japanese, he’d be really touched and more than happy to teach you

He lowkey gets really homesick but he never wants to say

But you can read him like a book

So you secretly learn some of his mums recipes for him and cook them for him one day

This is when he says “i love you” for the first time

The fact that you went out of your way to try and solve an issue he didn’t even tell you about really warms his thicc heart

The boy really is whipped for you

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Dating Johnny Would Include...

Johnny first meets you when you serve him at the local coffee shop when hes ordering like 15 coffees

Super cliche but it fits him

He immediately thinks youre super pretty and vows to come back

And he does!!

Every time NCT needs coffee johnny practically sprints to the car

He starts to come when he has free days as well and makes small talk with you at the counter when there’s no customers

It goes on for a few months until he finally works up the courage to ask when you finish and if you maybe want to get something to eat with him

Ofc you say yes!!

You really hit it off during the date and it doesn’t take long until youre official

I think we can all agree Johnny is ult boyf material

He’s such a gentleman always opening doors and pulling out chairs

And he’d literally do anything to make you smile

It’s such a goofy relationship

Like sometimes you’ll walk in on him doing some weird dance for no reason

He’s always smiling with you

Loves just being in your presence, even if youre doing your own things

So sometimes dates are just you two at opposite ends of the sofa ignoring each other for a book

But sometimes dates are these crazy adventures like going to a zoo and riding elephants

Johnny spoils you so much

Like if you mention some shoes you want? Bam! They’re at your house the next day

And he’ll take you shopping and pay for everything you want to buy no matter how much you say no

Lowkey loves matching clothes

Ofc he’ll do johnny’s fashion evaluation on your outfits

But he only ever compliments you and gives you top marks

To the annoyance of the other members

Takes so so so many photos of you and uses them as his lockscreen

He claims youre his “muse”

He’s very open with you about things and about how hes feeling

And you are to him

There’s 100% trust with johnny and he always makes sure to listen carefully to your problems and make you feel comfortable

Because hes so open about his feelings, arguments very rarely occur bc as soon as one of you is upset, you talk about it

If hes away he’ll make sure to FaceTime you at least once during the day

And send you little gifts

Gives you so many piggyback rides

And he’ll take you to the members so you can make fun of their height for a change

You hang out with ten a lot now but that’s okay bc you take turns roasting johnny

And flirting with him

Calls you babe and baby

And when youre feeling particularly sad he cuddles you and calls you sweetheart :((

Hugs with johnny are the best bc he just wraps his arms completely around you and makes you feel so safe

He invites you to basketball and he tries to teach you but lets be real you keep getting distracted by hot sweaty johnny

Loves making out with you especially on lazy days

I think johnny is the type to wait a while to say “i love you” bc he wants to know that his feelings are genuine and long term and not some fleeting thing

But he shows that he loves you long beofre he says it through his subtle actions

And when he does say it, he makes sure to show you as well ;)

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Dating Taeil Would Include...

You’re friends with johnny and he introduces you and taeil during a hangout

Immediately youre very drawn to this shy but super polite man

And as soon as you ask johnny about him, johnny starts plotting

He begins to invite taeil out with you

This goes on for like a month until one day johnny last minute bails on you two

And youre left all alone :)

It’s kinda awkward at first but you eventually warm up to each other and start talking

This becomes such a regular thing, youre seeing taeil more than bff johnny

I feel like it would take taeil a while to ask you out

He does it one afternoon when youre chilling together

You’re laughing at something and he cant comprehend how beautiful you look so he just blurts out

“Ireallywanttodateyou. Sorry that was too forw-“ “i really want to date you too taeil :)”

He’s kinda shy in the beginning but it only really lasts a few weeks before he’s back to full confidence

He’s a massive gentleman

Opening doors, pulling out seats, taeil does it all

He’s really sweet too and is forever complimenting you

Brags about you to the boys as well

He’s fairly comfortable with skinship in public but he keeps the heated stuff very private :)

He loves back hugging you around the dorm and adores holding hands

Gives very sweet kisses

If hes taller than you, he loves forehead kisses bc it makes him feel tall

If you’re taller than him, he loves pressing kisses onto your cheek and shoulder

Super contented to sit back and watch you bounce around talking to people at events and at the dorms

And he’ll listen to you ramble on about your passions for hours bc he just loves the way you talk and look when you get excited

He prefers dates inside to going on wild adventures

But they’re still really fun dates like bowling or the movies

Afterwards he takes you out to pay

No matter how many times ou tell him you can pay, he refuses to let you

Lowkey lives for matching clothes but he wont ever say that

He’ll just suggest that you wear this one specific thing and then coincidentally turn up in the same thing

Dont be fooled by his soft exterior, he will not hesitate to roast you

And you have so many inside jokes

Keeps little trinkets from dates and stuff

Sings you to sleep sometimes

And tries to teach you how to play piano

Gives you his coat to wear when its cold :(

He deals quite well with being away from you bc he is a bit more mature than the others

And note i say a BIT bc we all know he’s wild sometimes

Taeil is beginning to think of his future now

So he’d be in the relationship for the long haul which is really comforting for you

So everything he does and says, he means

I feel like because of this bed probably say “i love you” after 9 months

But he’d feel it for a while before

Like i said, hes in this for the long haul and he wouldnt be in a relationship with you if he didn’t deeply care about you

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Dating Taeyong Would Include...

The first time you see taeyong is when you hang out with one of the other members

He looks really cold at first but literally a second later you see him break out into the biggest smile and oof youre whipped for him

You end up hanging out with the boys more and more, meaning you spend more time with taeyong :)) and you guys start to hit it off

The members can see that you like each other and start to plot to get you together

Like they all make excuses and leave you two in a room together and when you have movie nights, they make sure you sit next to each other

Taeyong knows exactly what they’re up to so he kinda plays along until he’s ready to ask you out

He doesn’t ask in person, he just texts you one afternoon and asks if you want to go out sometime, which ofc you say yes to

You end up having a really good time together and going on more and more dates together until he just asks if you wanna be official

He keeps it secret from the boys until you’re actually together just to tease them

He’s a really lovely boyfriend

You’re one of his top priorities and he always makes time for you

He cooks for you a lot, especially if he knows youre working late or are having a tough time

And he likes to cook with you as well and teach you his favourite recipes

Loves loves loves when you bring him food during practice

He brags about you cooking for him to the other members

“Taeyong she literally cooked for us too so shut up”

Aegyo ALL the time

When youre sad, when he wants something and when he wants kisses

He really likes to cuddle you but tends to keep it to when youre in private bc he thinks the members shouldn’t see him soft like that

They already know he’s a massive softie

I feel like he’d mostly stick to holding hands and hugs in front of the boys

But he’s also a massive tease when he’s in the mood and will be very handsy

And can be really dominant when he wants ;)

Actually really good about reading your emotions and really empathises with you

When you do get sad, he will drop everything to just sit and cuddle you until you want to talk

Doesn’t want to say but he loves when you praise him for his performances and whatnot

He goes all shy and scratches the back of his neck and youre like

How are you the same person who was thrusting on stage a moment ago??

One of his favourite things to do with you is going to new places

He has a list on his phone of places he wants to go and restaurants he wants to try with you

You dont fight often, but when you do it gets really heated and it takes a while for you both to cool down

You probably only fight about Taeyong can getting kinda possessive sometimes or about you overworking - stuff like that

Takes lots of photos of you

Most that you dont even know about

And he prints them and keeps them in a little scrapbook he made

Gets you a little necklace with his initials on it and has a little bracelet with your initials on

But he wouldnt really be down for full on matching outfits, just matching accessories

Talks about your future together without realising

And then he realises what he says and freezes bc hes worried hes scared you off

But it just makes you so happy that he sees you together for a long time

He lets his guard down around you

Meaning that you’ll often find him dancing around your apartment for no reason and making strange sounds

But that’s okay bc we love him still

I think he’d say “i love you” sometime after your 6 months

He tries to not make it a big deal but he gets so nervous he ends up shouting it in your face

You couldn’t reply for like 10 minutes bc you were laughing so hard while the poor I guys sitting there red in the face

But ofc you say it back!! Bc hes the love of your life

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Dating Lucas Would Include...

You meet Lucas through a mutual friend

You notice him bc well how could you not?

He’s loud af

But he notices you too because...youre kinda loud yourself

So naturally you end up talking and eventually no one wants to hang out with both of you together bc it hurts their ears

Which leads to you and Lucas spending a lot of time alone together

Its inevitable that you caught feelings for each other

So your relationship moves more into shy touches and subtle looks

It’s not until Lucas pretends to be your boyfriend to save you from some creep that either of you actually bring up actually maybe dating

When you say yes, Lucas cant hold it in and actually starts whooping in the middle of the street

Good thing you dont get embarrassed easily

You have a really fun relationship

You’re always going on an adventure with him

He can be very childish and i feel like this is one of the only things you’d fight about

That sometimes you felt like he wasn’t taking things seriously with you

But if you seriously explained this to him, he’d make an effort to be more sensitive to situations

He loves cuddling and skinship and isn’t hesitant to do it in front of the boys

But if you weren’t comfortable he’d respect that and keep it to a minimum

My god does this boy spoil you

Every time he goes out he comes back with something for you

Lets just say your apartment is starting to get a bit crowded but you cant bring yourself to tell him to stop bc he looks so cute giving them to you

Actually really enjoys lazy nights in with you just cuddling in bed watching whatever

Or kissing for hours but whatever

He gives the best hugs ever

Because hes so tall he can literally wrap himself around you and sway you back and forth

Talking of which he would defo tease you about being so much taller than you

“LUCAS DID YOU MOVE MY COOKIES TO THE TOP SHELF??!!” “Yea and it’ll cost you one kiss to get them down ;)”

Super flirt

But is also serious about all the compliments he gives you

He really thinks youre the most gorgeous person hes ever seen and he’s always telling you

Likes watching you get ready for things

Like, if you wear makeup, he’ll sit by your dresser and watch how you apply it

You have a super teasing relationship and sometimes the members think you’re fighting when in reality you’re just jokingly insulting each other

But the next second youre sucking face or whatever so they really dont know what to think

Sends you selfies when hes away and FaceTimes you as much as possible

You’re always on his mind

And it shows

He’s literally whipped for you

Much like Ten, he knows how he feels about you

So it only takes a few months for him to say “i love you”

I think he’d do it somewhere kinda romantic but also somewhere exciting

Like on the top of a Ferris wheel in the open sky

Wow how does so much love fit into one pers- oh wait he’s gigantic that’s how

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Dating Ten Would Include...

You and ten meet bc youre a backup dancer at SM

Sorry if youre a horrible dance lol me too

And you get assigned to one of ten’s solo songs

Ten’s is always nice to the backup dancers but you two seem to just gravitate towards each other

You have the same sense of humour and you bounce off each other well

So one day ten hangs around until its just you and him in the practice room

And asks you if “would you maybe want to go on a date sometime?”

Over the moon when you say yes and give him your number but he saves he squealing for when he thinks you cant hear him

You can

Ten’s very straightforward so if he’s really into you, he’ll ask you to be his significant other after only a few dates

Immediately he’s very comfortable with skinship and only really holds off till he knows you’re comfortable with it too

But once he knows you are

My god

The boy wont let you go

He’s always holding your hand or has an arm wrapped around you or makes you sit on his lap

Really not afraid to show you off

And no matter how many times the boys complain or tease him, he ignores it all for you :)

Very flirty even months into the relationship

Lets be real he’d probably still be using pick up lines on you after 2 years of dating

Doesn’t really like matching clothes

Prefers to have a matching colour scheme

But you would definitely have some matching jewellery like a bracelet or piercing

He loves to lay down with his head in your lap after a long day and just fall asleep

If you’re shorter than him, he loves teasing you and keeping things out of your reach and kissing the top of your head

If youre taller than him, he loves it and always asks for piggybacks and stretches onto his toes for kisses

I feel like ten wouldn’t really buy you that many presents but the ones he does buy you would be really special and meaningful

When he’s tired he mumbles to you in Thai

He’s the big spoon AND little spoon

Likes to play cute and tuck himself under your chin when he wants something

Really attentive to your emotions and is always doing the most to make sure you’re happy and comfortable

You hang out with johnny a lot

And you gossip A LOT

There’s always some tea to spill

He’s the king of aesthetic couple pics

But he also forces you to take aesthetic pics of just him :))

Loves kisses

He’d kiss you all the time if he could

You’ll often be in conversation with one of the members and he’ll appear out of nowhere and kiss your cheek

But tbh everyone’s used to it at this point

Ten knows his feelings so he knows exactly when he really falls in love with you

I feel like he’d also be pretty confident in knowing when you loved him too

And because every moment you spend with him is precious

He tells you one lazy evening when youre both half asleep but tangled together

Seals it with a kiss :)))

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Dating Kun Would Include...

Kun meets you through a university friend

He’s immediately drawn to you and finds that you actually click together really well when you start talking

He asks for your number ;) and pretty soon you and kun are texting all the time

You just seem to get along super well

So you meet up for coffee or something as soon as both of you are free

And just before you go to leave, kun grabs your hand

“Y/n i had a really good time today, and i really like you. Would you like to go on a date with me?”

Obvs you say yes

Kun is an absolute gentleman and takes you out on fancy dates but also on super fun dates like the aquarium!!

And it doesn’t take long for to become official

He’s a really caring boyfriend

We’ve all seen how lovely he is to the members and now you get to share that too

Sends you care packages when he’s away full of flowers and teddy bears and cute little its and bobs

You’re constantly asking him to sing to you as well

He’s kinda reluctant at first but he cant say no when you bust out the aegyo

Sometimes if you’ve had a bad day, he’ll sing you to sleep

Cuddles you at night to keep you warm bc the boy is a heater

Selfies for days

They’re literally the cutest selfies ever no one can relate

He has lots of candid photos of you that he uses as his lockscreen

Uses a mixture of really cute nicknames and really dumb ones

You love his smile and always tell him hes pretty which leads to him getting all shy

Cooks for you all the time and gets really flustered when you shower him with compliments

You bake together sometimes and the members literally fight each other to eat the goods

You cry with him when he finally debuts properly!!!

He looks so good in his new hair colour and in the wayv teasers pls

You’re a really domestic couple

Like when he doesn’t have schedules he’ll stay at yours for like a week and clean and go grocery shopping with you

Like its got to the point where the younger members come to yours for dinner and stuff and to hang out

Likes taking you shopping and buying you cute clothes to wear on your dates

He’ll pick you up from school and work

And if youre ever out late he’ll pick you up to make sure you get home safely

Gives you his jacket when youre cold

Is really lovely about taking care of you but sometimes you feel like hes babying you

And you fight about this sometimes

But kun isn’t really all that argumentative so he prefers to sit and talk thing through

Listens to you ramble about your interest for hours bc he thinks you look so damn pretty when you do

Compliments all the fricking time

The first time you say “i love you” is Kuns birthday

You’ve secretly been learning Chinese from sicheng and you surprise by saying “i love you”

He literally almost cries but wraps you in his arms and says it back

:))))))

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Dating Jisung Would Include...

So you two meet at school

original i know

You’re in a few of the same classes but you dont really talk until you get paired up for a project that you have to work on at home ;)

You have little siblings so your house is a big no, so to the dorms it is

Jisung is kinda reluctant to have you over because he knows the members are gonna tease him, especially when they realise that he likes you

Within minutes of you being there, the entire group knows and is blowing his phone up

It becomes a routine for you to go over there to work on the project, and jisung starts to worry that you wont want to talk to him after the project

But dw! After you turn the project in, you ask jisung shyly if he wants to keep hanging out and he says he’d love that

And eventually after hanging out a few times, one of the members teases you

“Aren’t you two dating yet”

It makes jisung blush but he thinks about it and asks you out that night

Goes super red when you say yes and cant stop smiling for like a week

He prefers chill dates inside to crazy dates outside

He wont mind going out once in a while but because he works so much he prefers to relax with you

You’ll put on a movie and eat a shit ton of food before basically passing out on the sofa

Because he’s new to relationships when it comes to white day and valentines, he’ll just get you the standard flowers and chocolates

But as your relationship progresses he gets you more personal presents

Talking of which, he’s really awkward about gift giving

When he’s away, he’ll pick up things that remind him of you but then it takes him like 3 weeks to give them to you

He’s not big on skinship

He want to do it, it just makes him really flustered so you might have to take the lead with that

But when he’s sleepy he is so clingy my god

Backhugs you when youre making toast or something and just sorta mumbles into your neck

Obvs you cant really be seen together at school that much

So he leaves you cute notes in your locker and books

Sometimes he feels like he has to impress you and act cooler and older

He mentions this to one of the older members one day and they basically die laughing because youre so whipped for him, you’d probably still like him if he was bald

Will get rid of bugs for you if youre afraid of them

He doesn’t really know how to voice his feelings that well so for the first few months he seems kinda distant

But when you open up to him, he starts to try and talk about things more

We love a couple that grows together

You have study dates together sometimes but they’re normally not really that productive

You’re a super competitive couple and compete over basically everything

“I bet i can eat this ramen faster than you””race you to the end of the road”

“not fair youre a giant :(((“

He’s too awkward for pet names at this stage but he likes if you call him “ji” or “sung”

Sleepovers!!!

After a few months you have a sleepover at his dorms

So the members can babysit but dw! youre sleeping in separate beds

But you have matching pjs and stay up and play video games all night

I see jisung as someone to like having matching bracelets with you

He likes having something matching but also likes that its subtle

I think out all the members he’d probably take the longest to say “ i love you”

Just because he’s still so young

He really likes you a lot and anyone that looks at him can tell that

He just doesn’t feel comfortable saying it yet

Remember everyone moves at their own speed

I feel like he’d probably wait until like 9 months or maybe even a year and enlist the members to make it really special

But overall its a really playful, caring relationship

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Dating Chenle Would Include...

Shy shy shy

Flustered every time you so much as look at him

Everyone knows

The members keep trying to interfere so you start hanging out outside the dorms

Eventually, both of you just decide to go for it

You actually end up confessing at the same time

Which leads to both of you blushing but youre both super happy

When you walk into the dorms holding hands, everyone loses their shit

Poor you and chenle, you’re literally both red from embarrassment

He’s reluctant to even touch you in front of the members because they tease him so much

But when youre alone he really loves skinship

He likes to be the little spoon when cuddling and he likes to tuck his head into your neck :(((

He likes kissing you but he just gets so shy afterwards that you probably have to take the lead with that

Which is fine bc everyone moves at their own pace

Likes fun dates like the aquarium and theme parks where he can really let out his childish side

But he also loves chill dates at the dorms or at your place where you just eat your weight in ramen and watch shitty movies together

Sometimes he doesn’t tell you how he feels bc he wants to please you all the time

Like if you pick a restaurant that he hates to eat at, he wont say anything

I feel like this would really be the only thing you really fight about

Superrr huggable and he does this really cute thing where he spins around when you’re hugging

He finds it difficult to be away from you for long periods so tours and whatnot are really hard for him

But dw, he has the members for support

Asks you to help him with his Korean and in return he teaches you some phrases in Chinese

Which are normally things like “chenle is super handsome and i love him”

He dies of laughter when you say them to renjun

You hang out with jisung a lot but you never feel like anyone is third wheeling bc you all have the same sense of humour and are all really close

I feel like he’d get jealous fairly easily just because he’s new to relationships

He sulks about it but he knows that you wouldn’t do anything to hurt him

Tries to teach you basketball and hypes you up even if youre not great

He likes to teach you about Chinese culture and shows you how to cook some of his fave meals

Which you bust out for his birthday and he busts an uwu

Since he’s young i feel like he’d say “i love you” fairly soon

He might not feel like he knows what love feels like BUT he knows that he probably couldn’t live without you

Such as sweetie please cherish him