Angel who keeps falling/redeeming so you go from a celestial to fiend pact daily
Subpar Young One. Look, we all start small. Give them 10,000 years!
Craig. I know he doesn't seem like a patron but he swears he's good for it!
Asmodeus. Not the famous one. Another one. It's a common name in hell.
"Undying" patron who's undyingness was apparently greatly exaggerated. Fuck.
Cool tree which is probably an archfey. If not, it's at least a pretty cool tree
Another warlock, but if you become patron to ten more warlocks...
Asterion from Baldur's Gate 3. Your thirstposting has made him too powerful!
It would be a Hexblade, but due to a mix-up it's just a Standardblade.
Oh, who gives a shit? You're just in this for eldritch blast anyway.