This Blog Is A Mess

Good luck finding anything worthwhile

[fosterreborn]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

ITS TIME TO STOP

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

[d-eligah-deactivated20190101]

[whitehareknits]

I’m not ashamed to say that I laughed UNREASONABLY hard at this. Like, I saw where it was going, but that punchline…. I’m stone dead

[pegsephone]

bisexual women making non-gender specific posts about strap-ons to appeal to men who like to get pegged and lady bottoms.

[artechouse]

bisexual men making non-gender specific posts about getting fucked to appeal to women who like pegging and male tops

[enthusiasticmusicalquotes]

let’s take out the trash in the new decade.

please unfollow me if you:

are a neo nazi / white supremacist

are a trans exclusionary radical feminist (terf) 

are a trump / boris supporter 

support ICE / harsh U.S. immigration policies 

support the NRA / don’t want gun control laws 

support politicians who specifically try to make lives harder for poor people, homeless people, people of color, LGBTQIA+ people, immigrants, schoolchildren, college students, single parents, disabled people, mentally ill people, women, etc.

hate / discriminate against LGBTQIA+ individuals, people of color, people of other religions, plus-size people, women, etc.

have ever assaulted someone in any way or support someone who has

i want this blog to be a safe space for people who can’t find one in real life. so if you qualify as even just one of the above, kindly fuck yourself gently with a chainsaw and unfollow me. xoxoxox happy new year

[joshsundquist]

Finally, a restroom for amputees with balloons

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[reinerist]

# Sunny Baudelaire being a precious bean

[weloveshortvideos]

No strings attached.

[rabbitmyrabbit]

*pwing*

[redrodent]

This is my new favorite vine I can’t stop laughing aaaaah send help

[characterlimit]

[justlearningasigo-deactivated20]

“WOT THEE FOCK”

[schiefergrau]

“ I just want it to be you and I forever”

[gahdamnpunk]

The police caught and arrested him. But despite the heinous and violent crimes he was credibly accused of, he was released without bail. He was free for three months AFTER police discovered  that he was abusing 12 underage black girls.

Chrystul Kizer was raped and trafficked by this man for years.

She’s now facing life in prison for defending herself against her attacker.

Free Chrystul Kizer!!!

Pls spread help spread the news!

SIGN THE PETITION

[jewblog]

this isn’t an old post; the screenshot has a typo: her hearing is scheduled for february of 2020 and if she is convicted as charged she will spend life in prison. she will likely never be granted clemency. her case and the court are far more stacked against her than they were for cyntoia brown, who regardless still spent 15 years in prison.

please sign the petition. 

[open-fic-night]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: David Rose, Patrick Brewer, Stevie Budd, Mentions of - Character, Moira Rose, Johnny Rose, Marcy Brewer, Clint Brewer, Alexis Rose, Ted Mullins, Ronnie Lee, Ray Butani, Jocelyn Schitt, Roland Schitt, Mutt Schitt, Twyla Sands, and more Additional Tags: Christmas Parties, Just Married, Fluff Summary:

Patrick and David host a party to celebrate their first Christmas as a married couple, but it doesn’t go quite to Patrick’s plan

[holmesapothecary]

Thank you to the person who did this as this was my prompt!!! 

[mysillycomics]

[therealultrabaguette]

I would die for that little fucking clown bear please let me die for that little bear

[everythingfox]

[auckie]

Milk Head BITCH

[iwatchforher]

Lesbian Holiday Movies Perfect for the Hallmark Channel

[valleyhowler]

Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.

[ampervadasz]

[memewhore]

He tryin’

[mrdistracted]

apex predator

[mxnrique]

it’s the holidays again and it’s time to bring back this bop!

[mimikyyuu]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

[like-10-bees]

I love :

1. How you can hear them all trying not to laugh

2. The shear amount of friends he had to get together to make this

3. The one who goes “you want a cripe sanberry?”

[johnnyzard]

The real definition of boys will be boys