How da der duh do dis?

I'm little and mean. F/30 with obsessions for D&D, Anime, and just general nerdom. MeanCleric on AO3. Sidenote: I will fall in love with you, watch out.

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[the-french-belphegor]

*sighs* Why does Tumblr like to make images blurry? A mystery for the ages. Anyway, I love those three a normal amount. (hah.) This one’s still very TLOVM in style but I’ve been doodling a lot while listening to the streams so you can expect differently flavours in the future.

Anyway, giant (magical) fist bump! With nary an off-colour joke from the bard :D (almost)

[bixbiboom]

Sam and Ashley practicing before makin’ their way

[shannananan]

pikelan shippers coming off of tlovm season 2

[tameila]

A-Side: if you’re anything like me, i’m sorry

by tameila

In the quiet, mountainous town of Westruun, the newly retired Scanlan Shorthalt is ready to put his stardom behind him and start the best and happiest days of his life building a home and family with Pike Trickfoot. Right. Well, it turns out that he may have gotten a head start on that family without knowing it, and here he thought wedding planning was going to be the biggest challenge of his retirement!

this chapter: Scanlan navigates his life post-retirement.

[sequel to The Sun Always Rises, established Pikelan]

[valtsv]

"accidental co-parents of the found family group to lovers" is an underrated trope that i really want to see more of

[valtsv]

bonus points if they're both utter morons who are woefully underqualified for any leadership position but everyone else in the group is even more incompetent so they're the voices of reason by default

[fancyythat]

#pikelan

[pikelansource]

FREE SEARCH FOR BOB FANART PROMPTS

JUMPING ON WATERBED

NOT JUMPING ON WATERBED 👀

AS LOVEBIRDS

SHOWING OFF SPELLS

BATTLE SAVES FROM DANGER

HAND 👏 HOLD 👏 ING 🤝

THESE ARE ALL FREE OF CHARGE AND WOULD BENEFIT PIKELANSOURCE IN NO WAY TO PRINT OUT AND SUFFOCATE IN A PILE OF PIKELAN ART

[littlesapphire]

The origins of the De Rolo quarter elves

[asparklethatisblue]

If ever there was an (im)mortal man to perfectly combine both angelic and demonic aesthetics, it’s Taliesin Jaffe. I finally got to watch Good Omens last weekend so @inja-y-ddraig commissioned me to draw this little thing~

⭐️ Commission Info ⭐️ Ko-Fi ⭐️

[fancyythat]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[sketches-by-lexie]

My girl Pike Trickfoot as a Jedi because…yes

[skeleton-tea-parties]

critical role aesthetic → scanlan shorthalt [modern au]

[tameila]

((as usual was talking to my partner-in-Pikelan, @jabletown, and i bring now some Gnome Feelings))

here’s something Scanlan has never shared: Wilhand actually did give him his blessing to marry Pike.

in the month before Wilhand’s death, Pike and her two boys traveled to Westruun to be with the old gnome during his final days. it was obvious to Wilhand right from the start that his dear Pike had found her life’s partner, though her introducing him as her ‘boyfriend’ and smiling giddily as she did certainly didn’t hurt either. nonetheless, he made certain to send Pike and Grog off to the market one day so that he could have a minute alone with Scanlan.

Wilhand has always wanted nothing more than for Pike to find a nice gnome and settle down. Not because of any antiquated ideas about gender, but because a simple, settled life isn’t how Trickfoots live.

Trickfoots are nomadic. Partners are less often for love. Children are either a burden or just another tool to make stealing easier.

Even Wilhand himself never truly lived an idyllic “picket fence” life, so the knowledge that his dearest Pike would? it was all he needed to die truly happy.

[jabletown]

Pike: Wilhand said you’re a good man.

Scanlan: That was nice

Pike: Do you want me to go in the other room so you can cry?

Scanlan: 😭😭😭😭 yes

[pikelansource]

Sometimes we like to make long meta about the commonalities and bonds between the Pike and Scanlan that makes pikelan a great ship but also sometimes it’s only necessary to say

Gnomes love:

Lightning attacks 🌩 ⚡️

Dirty jokes 🍆 🍑

Healing each other ✨🥼🤕

Extraordinary. Masterful. Beautiful symmetry.

[bravenot]

There is nothing in this universe with a more pure or powerful energy than Taliesin Jaffe playing one if his characters and absolutely CACKLING

[fancyythat]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Part 2

A new day brings new challenges for Scanlan on his mini vacation during his tour. He thought he'd spend time relaxing during the break. He was wrong.

[luneloving]

here’s to everyone hitting a low point after doing really well. you’re amazing and so strong and your hard work is not erased. you will find happiness again

[fancyythat]

I'm struggling.

I started writing a story because i was feeling a certain way, now 4 months later I'm not feeling that way anymore and I'm having a hard time connecting with my story again. I can't just push myself, otherwise it wont feel genuine. Im taking a break from one to write another. I wont leave my original unfinished but right now it would be a disservice to my characters to rush to an ending. New Phone, Who Dis? is on a break.