Ana

| they/she/he | I don't even know what this blog is about anymore |

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rejoice for christ our saviour is born ❌️

weep for gojo the honoured one has perished ✅️

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"viktor became twink jesus" AS IF JESUS WASN'T ALREADY A TWINK

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this arcane s2 caitvi breakup drama shit is just catradora all over again AND I HATE IT

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⚠️bsd chapter 109 spoilers⚠️

dazai: i want to kill myself

chuuya: let me help with that

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Apollo making mpreg canon is the best thing to have happened in the riordanverse

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pjo characters as things I've heard in my hs:

Will: *looking up at the sky* yes I know I shouldn't gossip but LEAVE ME ALONE

Nico: who is in favor of proposing a field trip to McDonald's?

Leo: today I am wearing my manwhore pants

Piper: *gasp* this is not how you adress the almighty and powerful wizard

Jason: if you drove a tank no one would have the balls to cuss you in traffic

Percy: if you ever had a spaceship laying around doing nothing, the only logical thing to do would be to buy the moon

Annabeth: I am simping rn, so ignore me for a moment

Thalia: my spiritual dick is awake

Hazel: I plead guilty of being a picky eater

Lester: look, when he was young, the pope was FINE AF

Frank: however much you might despise someone, you can't hate their cat

Reyna: I was born a hater, get over it

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pjo characters as things I've heard in my hs:

Will: *looking up at the sky* yes I know I shouldn't gossip but LEAVE ME ALONE

Nico: who is in favor of proposing a field trip to McDonald's?

Leo: today I am wearing my manwhore pants

Piper: *gasp* this is not how you adress the almighty and powerful wizard

Jason: if you drove a tank no one would have the balls to cuss you in traffic

Percy: if you ever had a spaceship laying around doing nothing, the only logical thing to do would be to buy the moon

Annabeth: I am simping rn, so ignore me for a moment

Thalia: my spiritual dick is awake

Hazel: I plead guilty of being a picky eater

Lester: look, when he was young, the pope was FINE AF

Frank: however much you might despise someone, you can't hate their cat

Reyna: I was born a hater, get over it

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headcanon that venti can't remember people's faces for a long period of time, so he took his friend's form so that he won't forget what his friend looked like

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we as a society should just agree that Ginny continues her Quidditch career and she's the one who provides for her family while Harry is the stay at home mom

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ei: so, you've been with women... in bed?

miko: I know, shocking isn't it? you see sweetness, men are only good for 1 thing, women are good for 6

ei: 6? which 6?

makoto: stop it, you're confusing her... and me

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thoma fans be like: oo we've only had that one bad boy thoma pic for months

kokomi fans be like: we had one pic and even that design was changed

bitch, us ayato fans have been feeding on literally NOTHING we've only recently got that 5 second line of his

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pjo characters as things my history teacher said:

apollo: everyone was gay

jason: oh wait my army just fell

nico: he didn't actually kill mice for fun

annabeth: they didn't have elephants so they used cows

piper: I'm gonna have a mental breakdown and get bangs again

reyna to octavian: you have an unique laugh. it sounds like a drill

octavian: they probably called him a psychopath actually

percy: yeah he seemed nice but he was also a psychopath

silena about clarisse: I like him 'cause he used to ride into battle bare chested

meg: he threw rocks at them for 3 days

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Jinx: FUCK THE ENFORCERS

Vi: *looking at Caitlyn* yeah fuck the enforcers...

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headcanon that cloud retainer is one of those moms that dresses her children the same

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Chongyun: *sees Xingqiu, Xiangling and Hu Tao together in the kitchen*

Chongyun:

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piper leo jason hcs cuz everyone else is irrelevant ✌

- jason sleeps with a baby lamp on. not because he's scared of the dark, but because thalia used to let it on while he slept and for many years it reminded him of his family. reyna is the only one who knows why he sleeps with the lamp on and she makes sure no one at camp jupiter makes fun of jason for it.

- leo made a hunger games tumblr account in 2014

- piper once tried to teach leo and jason to surf. it resulted in jason falling off the board multiple times.

- leo on the other hand is rocking it

- warm coffee makes piper fall asleep, but iced coffee gives her a lot of energy

- piper has a collection of polaroid photos she has taken of her, jason and leo. they're the funniest sh¡t you'd ever see

- but seriously tho ✨piper with a polaroid✨

- leo once tried to grow a moustache. it didn't work.