She don't understand she's worth it

*SOME SMUT* *I do not own any of the songs that are on my playlist* ||Requests are open|| One shots & Imagines || Hiatus ||

[threesideddream]

you ever just catch yourself holding your titties? not for stimulation or anything just cuz… they’re so nice

[rej11]

[bi-moreid]

criminal minds: the federal bureau of investigaytion

[magic-mess]

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[ninofasho]

Come on wit it #speeddat

[sexyred64]

Bring it

[sexyred64]

Blessed me

[blazepress]

[zoomine]

A floating dome to let fish take a look outside the pond.

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

[capacity]

Stop

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

[sumersprkl]

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

[marril96]

This stayed with me. Sometimes when people are nice to me, I still think they have bad intentions.

[fandomphantomfanfics]

One time this rlly popular dude asked me out as a joke lmao jokes oh him cuz the tables have turned and now HE'S the ugly one lmao

[seancekitsch]

My mum is really mad at me by i keep referring to the horror convention we are going to tonight as “step daddy shopping” because i want her to get remarried to Richard Dreyfuss or Sean Astin lmfao

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

I’m 18 years old and I have never been in a relationship, never been kissed, nothing. I don’t know what love feels like(beside from my family). I don’t know what it’s like to wake up and get a text from that special someone, telling you good morning. I don’t have that someone I could feel comfortable with that isn’t friends. I don’t even know what cuddling feels like. No one has ever had a crush on me. I’m 100% sure of that. I start to talk to a few guys that i think I might like and bam, we stop talking. Its gotten to the point where I won’t allow myself to be loved because I feel like I don’t deserve it. Like I haven’t done anything to deserve love. The more I’m like this, the more I just can’t see myself with someone. I’m far too shy and not confident. When I get near someone I just shut myself in. I see my friends all have boyfriends and I’m just the odd one out. They always talk about it and I can never relate to anything they say. I almost didn’t go to my senior prom because I was the only one who didn’t have a boyfriend at the time. My parents are still married, my oldest sister is engaged, and my other sister has a boyfriend. Then there’s me, by myself. Maybe I’m just not cut out for a relationship. Some people just never find love, and I’m one of them. I’ll just be that crazy dog lady(allergic to cats) and live by myself. At least dogs will love you no matter what.

[dawnofthesun]

Oh man, I have never seen a more relatable post on this website! I’m in the exact same boat except I purposely stopped having crushes on guys a year ago to avoid the hurt that comes from crushes (save for recently when I started to crush on a really bad guy that I shouldn’t be crushing on. lolz. preparing for even more hurt).

The way I see it, we’re still young. The average person lives to be about 75-ish, and we’re 18. 75-18=57 years left of our lives. We don’t HAVE to find a person at this age. My mom started dating my dad at 21 without ever having had a bf. And in all honesty, do teenage relationships really last? I dunno about you, but all my friends have broken up with their sweethearts at some point, and they probably will continue to with future relationships. Because quite frankly, a lot of people at this age date for social status and just to fit the agenda of having a boyfriend, which is a REALLY BAD IDEA. Therefore, they don’t have actual love for their sweetheart and they break up easily. Being single for this long allows us to observe other relationships, gather advice, and gain “experience” (notice the quotes) for when we actually get into a relationship.

Of course, I say all this and I’ll probably be lamenting a few hours from now that I’m forever lonely and that no one’s ever gonna love me blah blah blah because I get into that mood so many times per day. But my point is that it’s gonna be okay, being single can be a good thing. Just please, for the love of God, you can’t rush relationships or else you might end up with even more hurt than if you stay single. Stay strong. You are loved. <3

[prettylittlepsychotheo]

I get like that a lot. One minute I say I don’t need one, the next I wish I had one. But if I’m meant to be in one, it’ll come on it’s own.

[fandomphantomfanfics]

I've been in relationships but I've never felt actual love and ive never kissed or cuddled anyone either. If its meant to be its meant to be.

[1995lahaine]

MICHAEL B JORDAN JUST OFFERED TO PAY FOR THAT CHICK’S RETAINERS

[1995lahaine]

IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THAT POOR GIRL SDKJGDFK

[skrsgardspam]

I bet Bill makes bomb ass soup

correct

[bills-skarsgards]

Bill Skarsgård + laughing 

[bill-istvan]

The perfect equation with my death as the sum.

[dadshirtking-deactivated2018090]

I just need to be cuddled by Bill okay???? 😭

Look at my soft boy

L O O K

A T

H O W

F U C K I N

S O F T

[ohpedromypedros-main]

[skarsgard-90]

Fucking shit.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[coolmanfromthepast]

Well…he’s not wrong.

[elchin1970]

Who the fuck is Maxine waters?

[coolmanfromthepast]

A crazy old lying lunatic in a bad wig.