Fat Chick Adventures

Welcome to my life adventures~weight loss~fitness~geeky fandom filled blog.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[yandere-angela]

this is like the opposite of the white women cookin tiktoks

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[61below]

[rottingfacade]

[helloitsbees]

this post has EVERYTHING

[moth-doe]

I think I know the reason for why people prefer “unrealistic” animation.

For some reason, humans really don’t like things that look like humans but aren’t quite human. Hence why a lot of people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and The Polar Express. It looks too realistic to us and sets us off.

Scientists call this the “Uncanny Valley” effect and its thought to be an evolutionary tactic for survival.

The funny part is. No other animals that we know of experience the uncanny valley effect. Only humans. Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for

[niuniente]

Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival? 

@hitodama89

[athelind]

Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.

[vrabia]

i made the original post in the throes of unmedicated depression because that’s where my sense of humor was at the time. i don’t check my activity page. seeing it barge onto my dash months later with +250k notes and this exchange attached to it like a bunch of rattling tin cans attached to the tail of a rabid dog running loose is fucking WILD

[cluster-fandom]

So sometime after whenever humans developed the uncanny valley effect, did we just hunt this mysterious predator to extinction? Or did it die out on it’s own? Or did it evolve as well into something… else? Could it still be living on Earth today?

[eternal-fractal]

Idk why dont we ask the “people eating cryptid” who claims to be from a species that’s easy to hide and apparently passes as human who’s like, 3 reblogs above this?

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[ke5trel-deactivated20211114]

[spookcataloger]

[silly-slacker-person]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy Trinity

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

[i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051]

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

[femur-theif]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

PLEASE REBLOG

[tastingmellow]

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

[mo0oshro0om]

SAVE A LIFE

[queerstark]

Side Note To Fan Fic Authors

Here’s the thing.

I read a lot of scripts.  A lot.  From professionals to aspiring writers to complete newbies.  Features and pilots.  Specs and treatments.

And 8 times out of 10 the fan fic that I’ve read over the last, oh, 15 years is leagues better than this stuff.  It’s more inspired.  It’s more compelling.  It’s genre bending and creative and heartfelt.  It’s well-paced and intense and funny and sexy and meaningful.  It’s smart and thoughtful and good.  It’s novel-quality.  Better than, sometimes.

Rare is the script I don’t want to put down, but how often have we stayed up until 3am to get to the last chapter of a 100k fic? And it’s not even a fan fic author’s day job.  This is what they do on the side.  In their spare time.  For free.

So my point is, fan fic authors, you’re good.  You’re good writers and great storytellers.  I know it doesn’t always feel like it, especially if you’re one of the authors who’s not a BNF and doesn’t get the notes/hits that a few do.  And  because some people still view fic as “not real writing.” You guys know the shit that gets made into movies.  You’re better than that.  So be better than that.  If writing is what you think want to do, then just know you’re already doing it.   You’ve already started.

And you’re more talented than you might think.

[nycs]

like and/or reblog this if your blog is open (pre, during and post pandemic) for people to drop in for a chat and even find a friend! (mostly because I think it’ll be nice for ppl to connect during this time) 💘

[fatchickadventures]

GUYS!!!

So first I want to say I love my job as a paraeducator!! But my dream is still to be a 911 dispatcher. Well out local center is hiring and they are deferring the typing test for one year. So I applied!!! 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jaybybyby]

ISN’T THIS THE

[asteadybladeshallbalancemysoul]

IT IS THE 2019 PORNHUB AWARDS

[memesandlaughs]

[the-silent-screamer]

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

[xelbleedsglitter]

I would be SO excited, mighty fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[krysslabryn]

Coronavirus-panicked dad locks son out of house after spring break trip

“Sensible Dad Who Follows CDC/WHO Recommendations To Keep His Elderly Parents Safe In The Face Of Massive Pandemic Maintains Quarantine When Idiot Son Breaks Shatters It”

Fixed it for you.

[chilewithcarnage]

Oh thank God this the case, I thought this was gonna be about homophobia

[fatchickadventures]

While on this social distancing/Simi-self-quarantine (simi because I'm the one that goes to the store if needed for the family) I gave decided some things. I'm going to give intermittent fasting a try. I'm starting with 14:10, this is my second night of fasting and so far do good. Also, I downloaded th C25K app. If the track isn't busy I'm going to give it a try.

[dustinteractive]

Hope everyone is staying strong and safe out there! This storm will pass

[nobody7102]

So there’s this thing going around that says:

“The last celebrity saved on your camera roll is who you’re quarantined with”.

And I want to turn it into tag game.

How’d the rest of y’all do?

@transaurus @jenlizrose @stressedbi @angel-pirate-child @looktothewolfstars @elvendork-evans @itskitsworld @owlswithfins

[159potterhead]

[cutebutpsycho83]

@godadorgohome and @tats-kisses-and-horror what daddies are on yours?

[godadorgohome]

I’m good :)

(tagging all my lovely followers SHOW ME UR DADS)

[mysticaltimemachinewench]

@godadorgohome @tats-kisses-and-horror @headoverhiddles @dark-slumbers @dracula-s-bride

[dracula-s-bride-deactivated2020]

This time is actually Negan

@chelsfic @thebeautyofdisorder @hoefordarkness

[chelsfic]

Ok. Not what I was going for but fine. Lmao.

@1zashreena1 @squidlywiddly87 🤷‍♀️

[1zashreena1]

I’m um… I’m gonna get a really bad sunburn

And it was worth it

@flower-petal-blooming @tarrevizslas @symbiont13 @padfootwantsatummyrub @sparrows-books

[hansoulo]

hell yeah

@rosee-sensuelle

[loveyhoneydovey]

I think we’d drive each other crazy

@honeyloverogers @bliss-baberuthless

[honeyloverogers-deactivated2022]

*deep breath* YESSSSSSSSS

@saturnsteverogers @softpeachbarnes @taylortheeshowpony

[si1verstarr]

Well this won’t be a surprise at all

@buckysthot @honeychicana @softpeachbarnes @bi-bi-bi-bisexualz

[buckysthot]

both of em? This is fine🥵

@thotgomery @oathofmaestro @asadmarveltrashbag @acciosnapes

[chocostrawbrry]

ly💗

DADDY

@s-trawberryv-eins @sebbbystaaan @lesbiiionest & anyone else who wants to do it

[sebbbystaaan-deactivated2020072]

I am BEYOND fine with this

@stuckonjbbarnes @valkyriesryde @buckysmischief

[stuckonjbbarnes]

Straight chillin

@this-kitten-is-smitten @hopingforbarnes @honeyvbarnes

[honeyvbarnes-deactivated2024081]

Ohhhh 👀

@babiiface95 @imma-new-soul @criminal-cookies

[browneyedhimbo]

Its aaaallllll good over here noooow

@ninjabucky @disaffectedbarnes @buckys-blunders @sweetdcfc

[dilbaro-deactivated20240405]

I thought I was gonna get Sebby but you know what? Daddy Evans is a fine choice too 👏👏👏

@icantfly-yet @sleepingspacedragon @bonkybaaarnes @babiiface95

[bonkybaaarnes-deactivated202007]

Amordemivida 😍😍

Tagging @winters-buck @just-add-butter @astrolo-galaxy @thick-dick-daddy-mando @takemepedropascal @thisainttheway

[takemepedropascal-deactivated20]

Y'all already know 😍😍

That threesome fic can become a reality 😏

Taglist: @speedmetalqueen @a-stunning-princess @a-magey @mando-vibes @mandalore-is-the-way @halefirewarrior @whyisgmora @lcandothisallday @that-phat-chic @lannister-slings-and-arrows @stardust-and-starlight @longitud-de-onda @thewaythisis

[thewaythisis]

I’ll gladly stay quarantined as long as necessary 😏

@cosmo-bear @lannister-slings-and-arrows @zeldasayer @devilsblackflame @bonkybaaarnes @rzrcrst @spacegayofficial

[sociallyantisocialbutterfly-dea]

I will gladly stay quarantined as well, the longer the better

@waywardodysseys @takemepedropascal

[waywardodysseys]

I’ll stay quarantined for him. Only him. 😉

@random066 @caitlincat-95 @x-wingwarriorbbpoe8

[fatchickadventures]

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[krystal-prisms]

I wondered why the wings looked different

[decorativeskull]

Incredible

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

intersex icon

[oddity-txt]

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

WE STAN?????

[matthew-gubler-fangirl]

chicken nugget said intersex rights

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

Chicken nugget the intersex spice bush swallowtail butterfly icon is back y'all!

[fatchickadventures]

Tomorrow is my daughter's last day of school until April 24th. Wednesday should be my last day of work until then. I work at the local middle school. I know they will be looking for people to come in and help out with things, like handing out lunches. I will not be one of them. My 78 year old mother lived with me. So far the county I live in, in Washington state, has had ZERO people trst positive. I don't want to take that chance. I already had food and stuff stocked up. Guess that's one good point of getting paid once a month, you shop in bulk for the month. Early last week I shopped for other supplies, books, games, and movies.

[styro-sometimes]

[whitepeopletwitter]