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generalthirstclub

there should be a plague inc fandom

generalthirstclub

devolving a symptom that mutated on its own

generalthirstclub

“there are no healthy people left on earth”

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vivaciousarcanist

when greenland closes their portsbefore you can infect them:

theshitneyspears

When I see drama start to happen at a party:

browningtons

catch me on pc playing black ops, i grab the mic and say fuck cops, snipe 25 kills makes my dick fatter, dont forget blue lives dont matter

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bysaestyl

its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

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uss-edsall

My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

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My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

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My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

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My Fellow Americans,

We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

downwithneocolonialism

abolishtocreate

The USA are a hellscape

nb-tomfool

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

wolfgangreborn

big yikes

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2017 better be nice to my mom

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2018 better be nice to my mom

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2019 better be nice to my mom

jawl-nini

sesh

toadsandbugs

straight people watching brokeback mountain and going “heehee gay cowboys! so funny!” is literally evil. it’s a movie about how gay men are terrified to be together and a lot of them end up in unhappy and unfulfilling het marriages. a lot of gay men back in the day were cowboys with the express purpose of living their fucking lives. gay cowboys existed everywhere because being out there in the middle of fuck knows where surrounded my other men (often times their partners) and farm animals was better than being publicly out and murdered, especially if you were a man of color, since they pioneered cowboy culture.