whatnow

[amazoogle]

wow. you're scrolling perfectly

[apolladay]

Do you have a tattoo?

no

yes one

yes multiple

nuance/my skin is bald

Voting ended onMay 24

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[tentative-wanderer]

Calling out all xianxia and wuxia shizunf*ckers

[cloevr]

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

[cloevr]

i hope you witness 1000 breasts

[roguebombshell]

Tits ahoy, a thousand tits delicious

[stuft]

[naamahdarling]

Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her that dials can’t only have 2 positions (not true) and that it wasn’t a very good piece (not true) that she was being disrespectful to her teacher (don’t care) and that it was a sign of her stupidity/rabid feminism/intellectual laziness/misandry/etc. that she couldn’t see any “middle ground.” It became, in its way, a performance piece. I was absolutely mesmerised, even as I wished I could cock-punch people through the internet.

[warpcoreejector]

Personally I hope that knob goes to 11 and stays there.

[dragonheartftherpays]

“Dials can’t have only 2 positions” is also missing the point. Even if it doesn’t have only 2 positions, the point stands that getting less of/farther away from “raging feminist” requires getting more of/closer to “complicit in my own dehumanization.” You should always be at 0% having to be complicit in your own dehumanization.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Original post on Xitter

[square-club]

This one flopped on bluesky but you guys get it

[milkmynk]

Psychology says people who are genuinely nice but have no close friends aren’t socially inept — they’re operating with a version of kindness that prioritizes other people’s comfort so completely that it never creates the vulnerability required for actual friendship – VegOut

Psychology says people who are genuinely nice but have no close friends aren’t socially inept — they’re operating with a version of kindness that prioritizes other people’s comfort so completely that it never creates the vulnerability required for actual friendship – VegOut https://share.google/vVKL9uG42MUrglCW1

Psychology says people who are genuinely nice but have no close friends aren’t socially inept — they’re operating with a version of kindness

It’s not a lack of social skill - it’s a style of kindness that keeps things pleasant, but never lets anything real take root. By always pro

Feeling reaaaaaally called out right now.

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[mynameis---m]

Pardon?

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[killxbunnyyy]

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

[dont-stop-her-now]

[vastwinterskies]

good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[busket]

no it applies to one man and you know exactly who I'm talking about

[graceebooks]

like i NEED drunk ilya. i neeeeed it

[bugslibraryy]

Ilya is On His Phone ! And everyone needs to Fuck Off because he has a Shane to text and none of them get it they don’t have a Shane to text ! He’s in the corner of the club frowning down at his phone and Shane stayed home while Ilya went out with the rest of their team and that was an evil bad decision why did sober Ilya want to be away from Shane that’s Horrible ! And he’s texting Shane like hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and Shane sends back “hello” and Ilya is all 🥰 my baby 🥰 and texts back “hi sweetheart 😪 I miss you” and shane is all Ilya it’s been two hours and Ilya is like I know 😡😡😡 soooo long and he’s asking Shane if he’s wearing his glasses already and did he stack the pillows like he always does in the same pile on the armchair and Ilya is Hard thinking about it. Shane comes to pick him up and Ilya all limbs climbing into the car like Shaneeeeeeeeee you came for me!!!!!!!!

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[abigailunderthemoon]

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

[moss-wizard]

[emilyelizabethfowl]

[linellin]

"Sebastian, he/him"

Oil on canvas, 2023

[linellin]

Y'all are sleeping on this one, I'm pretty proud of this painting.

[forbiddenchapel]

Melania: Devourer of Men

[annethecatdetective]

[cricketcat9]

Can't wait to read " Melania: the devourer of men"!

[netscapeme]