Shane teasing his Hole at Ilya for two whole years
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Shane teasing his Hole at Ilya for two whole years
casual sexual intimacy really does get me goin i must say. thinking abt hollanov just touching each other randomly, sticking their hands down each other's pants to cup each other's cocks out of nowhere, ilya just playing with shane's hole while they relax on the couch.....like lemme do a line of that.....
Can I include: Casual cockwarming. Maybe they’re watching a movie/show,both of them on the couch, and Shane just wants Ilya in him. So Ilya stays in him and hard for the entirety of the movie/show. They watch, they chat about scenes, goes on for hours. Ilyas hand gently gripping Shane and stroking him occasionally. Until eventually they can’t handle it anymore and they full on start having sex.
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hi so i need yall to stop adding things that make me feel fucking insane and unhinged and feral........................ @balderdashboard
The way I've been spinning around Cliff trying to support Ilya through the tunameltdown in my head. My stomach hurts about them.
All of the tricks Cliff has cobbled together over the last seven years of weathering Ilya's lows. He's never been able to fix it. He knows he isn't fixing it when he stands between the captain and their overeager teammates after practices so Ilya doesn't have to feel bad later about snapping the rookie's head off.
He isn't fixing it when he barges into Ilya's home, key on his keyring for three years now, only for emergencies and it always is one, and throws some vintage silk at his head and tells him Cliff needs his help to get laid tonight because if anything can get Ilya to leave his house it's the idea that Cliff, anyone, needs him in a way he can tease them for later.
He isn't fixing it when he joins Ilya in his dark living room and lets a movie play until Ilya is slumped against the solid side of Cliff, his good buddy Cliff, who doesn't mind, loves more than almost anything in the world actually, getting a hand on Ilya's thigh to pull his big body against Cliff's bigger one, with an offhand, "Been a fucking minute for you, yeah, Roz? Blue balls over here, come on. Work it out." While Ilya grinds his dick against the crease of Cliffs thigh until he comes and slides down to his knees and winks like he's back in his body for the first time in a week before pulling Cliff's sweatpants down and spitting.
He doesn't fix it. But usually, he feels like he's helping Ilya ride out the wave. Usually it's a couple days, a week, a few weeks at most, even the post-Moscow low that Ilya has to ride out for a few weeks at the beginning of pre-season training. It's been months.
Cliff knows what it looks like when a man feels like something dark is closing in on him. He's seen it happen at the fringes of the Family, seen the way good people try to fix it, and can't, and how sometimes the only thing to do is step back and let the guy take the fall. He doesn't want to know what it would look like to let Ilya fall. He's never going to step back and find out.
He walks into Ilya's Tampa hotel room. Key pressed into his hand as soon as they'd checked in, just for emergencies. And he hears Ilya laugh and shout at him, and maybe Cliff hadn't realized until the moment the wave breaks over both of them that he'd been drowning too.
OHHHHHHHH HEY. HEY. YOU GET A GOOD GRADE IN FANDOM. YOUVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION AND TAKING NOTES. OHHHHHHHH MY GOD. YEAH. YEAH.
here’s the thing about when they’re hooking up post tunameltdown. cliff is moaning into ilyas neck and panting and calls him “roz” and ilya yanks his head back, tears in his eyes, and says “ilya. call me ilya. please.” and that’s the most crucial thing bc THATS THE THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT.
and cliff does. over and over and over. bc that’s his boy. and he will do anything ilya asks.
oh lord
Maybe one time Shane's more keyed up than usual after a big game and says he Doesn't want to kneel and puts up a fuss about it. Ilya, who knows the whole attitude is going to get worse if he doesn't nip it in the bud, is like oh okay you don't want to kneel right away? Say no more. Puts him over his knee and then when he's done now Shane has to kneel with a sore bottom and tears in his eyes 😔 No one was even focusing on them in the locker room which somehow makes it Worse, the lack of spectacle to it, just our captain disciplining our silly omega, nothing to see here really
No one was even focusing on them in the locker room which somehow makes it Worse, the lack of spectacle to it, just our captain disciplining our silly omega, nothing to see here really
^^^ THIS THIS THIS‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUTTTT!!!! The casualness of these kinds of public displays is whatakes this au sOoo fucking sexy to me. Literally like: "What if your 24/7 power exchange and domestic discipline Dom/sub dynamic was culturally accepted and even considered biologically determined" HAWTTTT 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Scrabbling at the floor and foaming at the mouth whenever everyone starts talking about your omega rookie Shane…
Does he ever get punished in front of the team? Like the presence of the team itself is a punishment (as detailed in the prostate orgasm post) but Shane acts up, intentionally as in bratfailure or unintentionally as in also bratfailure, and at the time Ilya just tells him he’ll regret it so the next day after practice the team has to watch him get spanked or Shane has to kiss Ilya skates in front of everyone…oh the humiliation oh the objectification
Ilya does this to really drive the point home for Shane and besides it good for the team to see that Ilya will keep their omega on a tight leash and discipline him
YUUUUUPPP 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
Honestly, at the start, the team aspect of Shane being the TEAM'S omega is important in negotiating his dynamic with Ilya - it's the thin veneer of plausible professionalism they need and the reason it takes so long for them to actually fuck. Everything is all tied up in the dictates of their society and how it effects their professions: Shane NEEDS to submit to Ilya as his Alpha,,, for The Team™. It's basically taking the body economy dynamics of professional sports to the absolute extreme - your body is a commodity. And that means most of Ilya's displays of dominance are public at the start.
I think these displays are also public because Ilya also has to frequently assert his dominance, especially if they get new transfers who are Alpha's - he needs to re-establish the pecking order. And part of doing THAT is showing his dominance over the team's omega.
Public spankings as punishment are DEFINITELY happening, but I think, since Shane is such a bratfailure, they're pretty rare. However what ISN'T rare is Shane having to kneel at Ilya's feet and quietly submit himself to him after every game to help regulate his hormones after such a high intensity environment.
I'm just picturing everyone else in the locker room going about their usual ablutions and getting changed and chatting, all while Shane is quietly knelt at Ilya's feet, his head pillowed on Ilya's thigh. Ilya is absently stroking his hair and casually scenting him while he chats with the boys, not even giving Shane his full attention, really. It's all just routine at this point. PHEWWWW 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Really? :D
Ilya thoughts….if he takes the tuna melt fallout to be punishment for taking emotional liberties, that raises the possibility that showing off dancing with a woman in the club is not *just* taunting Shane about what he’s missing, it’s also a demonstration that he can return to baseline. It’s a pitch: look, I can be fun, I can be casual, I can see other people. I’m not obsessed with you, I promise. Remember how good I am at using my body? Instrumentalize me baby.
Like we talk about Tampa bar being Ilya auditioning to be the sidepiece but I think he was laying the groundwork for it in the club. Hell yeah I <3 infidelity
YESSSSSSSSSSS + youre conforming you want us to conform i can conform do you like that? im obsessed with that scene because i think a large part of it was ilya continuing to show shane how little he cares + is effected by their breakup but everything he does shows his ass so bad and he knows it. ignoring shane at the game shows he cares putting on a big show at rhe bar for shane shows he cares…. he Gaf
drew this in a fugue state last night @aslongasitsblack
starting to realize my art can be best described as crack taken seriously
kristen stewart at hooters but its pre-out shane with like volunteer firefighters at the metros stadium
Sometimes knowing a bit about real-life hockey is a curse for me in HR fandom, because unfortunately I know that most players don't wear old-school jock straps with their butts out, but instead wear regular boxer briefs or whatever underneath these compression shorts that have a removable cup. So this is the jock I can't help but picture Ilya attempting to remove with his teeth, when he sends Shane that text:
However, we as fandom can put Shane in the old-school jocks if we want. It's our sandbox. Maybe he won a title wearing one when he was like 12 and now the old style is lucky for him. And personally whenever a Tumblr post or a fic mentions Shane in a jock, I choose deliberately to picture the garter options:
connor mcdavid always kinda looks like a guy who’s quietly dying of bond sickness because he thinks the guy he’s bonded with rejected him and he doesn’t want to make a fuss. when actually the guy just doesn’t realize they bonded because he’s kind of obtuse
Sounds like a delicious @helenish fic 🥰
slander, because Connor McDavid would not ever jeopardize the integrity of his play and betray his sacred duty to his team by allowing bond sickness to take hold and weaken him, he would just figure out exactly how much skin-to-skin contact he needs to appropriately manage his condition and maintain his level of play and maybe that's not really enough to feel good, ever, but it's not about feeling good, it's about performance, and a few studies suggest that moderate bond hunger can actually increase reaction time so it's not all bad, it's really not all bad, he's fine, it's just a hookup every 3-6 weeks and that's not enough to really bother or inconvenience anyone, right? Not if he pays attention and makes sure to do what Leon, uh, the person likes in bed. That's not enough for anyone to get annoyed or notice how much he needs it. Don't stay for breakfast.
AU where Ilya is always very stoic and short in press conferences and interviews, like he absolutely hates being there, except for when Reporter Shane ask questions. Whenever Shane asks him anything, his face lights up and he always gives Shane proper and thoughtful answers. He’s never sarcastic or short with Shane and he will ask Shane if the answer was good enough like “I know my English isn’t perfect. Do you need me to repeat or say in different way?” The internet is begging Shane to date Ilya (even though they’re not sure if he likes men) because they’re tired of seeing Ilya yearn so hard at every press conference/interview. Shane isn’t completely oblivious and notices how Ilya looks at him and how he treats him, but Shane tries his best to ignore Ilya because he doesn’t want people to question his journalistic integrity. Ilya is making it very hard for him though.
(I imagine Ilya is playing in Ottawa and openly bi since he doesn’t have to go back to Russia. Shane is only out to his parents, and maybe 1 or 2 friends, because he thinks being openly gay will affect his career and access to the locker room. He thinks the Ottawa organization and fans are fine with Ilya because he’s such a great player and has won them many cups, but won’t be fine with him.)
This is delicious because, unlike players on rival teams dating each other (which was a drama but not actually an ethical problem for non-homophobes), a reporter dating a player on the team he covers absolutely would be a real ethical issue and require Shane to quit his job! A conflict of interest disclosure would not be enough for that.
Shane loves hockey sooo much in every universe, and kissing Ilya would be like kissing hockey (win!) but also would mean he's done with his hockey-adjacent career (huge loss!), at least in Ottawa. So he resists, until...
He has to do a deep-dive profile on Ilya, and spend days and days with him, at his home (!!) and on the road. Ilya flirts endlessly and Shane loves it, and hates that he loves it, and flirts back a little bit to their mutual delight. He has to jack off in the Centaurs airplane bathroom during a late-night flight sitting next to Ilya, talking quietly with their heads close together. Ilya's smirk when he gets back says he definitely knows Shane did this.
Shane finally files his story, waiting until the day it's published to give in and suck Ilya's dick - "just this once." It's transcendently good for them both.
He swears never again, but then of course it happens again, and again, and the guilt is killing Shane...
But then, maybe a job opens up to cover the Metros instead, so he can still cover the MLH full time from a nearby city. And his PWHL-beat colleague covers just the Metros-Centaurs games so there's no conflict of interest!
(My OC PWHL journalist, who I just made up two seconds ago, has a daughter in that league, I've decided. So Shane covers her daughter's games in exchange and their editor is very cool about it all.)
Can you guess I have personal and professional connections to journalism by how seriously I'm taking the ethical issues of this extremely hot AU idea? Lol.
"and then if people saw us out in public or whatever, it wouldn't be so fucking crazy" god shane & ilya's first date out in public is going to be so stupid. out at lunch ostensibly discussing a foundation thing but neither of them can stop grinning. their shoes are touching under the table. shane argued they shouldn't fuck beforehand but ilya made some persuasive counterarguments ("what, you think they'll see it on you, big just got fucked sign? hollander, if that's true we're already fucked" while sucking shane's dick) and now when shane shifts in his seat ilya flicks his eyebrows up like he knows exactly what shane's feeling (a little tender, a little open). shane pays for lunch without thinking and then says "my treat, don't worry," when ilya makes a move, so okay they're definitely gonna fuck again in half an hour while ilya murmurs "my rich boyfriend... what else can you treat me to" into shane's ear from behind
I loooove playing with money stuff for Ilya and Shane, especially because of that conversation in canon about taking a salary hit for Ottawa and having a rich husband. Taking turns who is roleplaying as the sugar daddy/baby, Ilya putting cash on the nightstand for 'hooker' Shane, Shane putting Ilya in a one of a kind Rolex, Ilya opening the passenger door of his most expensive flashy car for Shane at a fancy event...
Ok does anyone else watch, or at least encounter ads for, vertical dramas? The ones on apps like MyDrama and ReelShort, that are really over-dramatic, with lots of romance trope plots like mafia arranged marriages and such?
Because the Heated Rivalry knockoffs in that world are wild right now.
"Bound to My Hot Rival" is a new one on DramaPops about rival boxers who bang. One is a North American named Shane and the other is a Russian guy with curly hair wearing a gold necklace (played by an American actor, so the accent and backstory were definitely deliberate).
And well, just look at the typeface and red/purple lighting on the ad...
There's also one on DramaWave, Drive Him Wild, where a star hockey player (white guy) falls in love with his team doctor (Asian guy), and it definitely feels like a HR AU. The promo has lots of "heated" and similar phrases thrown in.
Both these verticals have actors who are big-ish names in the world of m/m verticals so I expect this is a winning formula for the verticals studios.
Swear to GOD I’ll shut the fuck up soon but im post night shifts and haven’t slept in 20hrs and so too bad you have to hear all that comes to mind. Basically- Ilya and Shane both accidentally start exclusively watching the same couple for their porn. Like hear me out, 2016/16 peak of tumblr porn- don’t ask me why they are on tumblr I don’t care to explain ! ! But ANYway Ilya like has consumed much much porn in his life as we know sent by his mates, stuff he finds- sveta sends him links etc etc all to say he sees a lot of it doesn’t usually have too specific of a taste as to what will get him off and then he starts fucking Shane and the it’s like he’s looking for porn that reminds him of Shane- using key words to try and find guys that look like Shane or him and it’s embarrassing but also like he needs to get off and nothing else it working (gets more terminal the longer he’s fucking Shane) and anyway so he finds a couple that if he kinda squints can picture as him and Shane if he ignores hair colour and some tattoos.
But like most of all it’s how they fuck- the bottom is mouthy and playful and sweet big eyes and a bit bratty but submissive and sweet- the top is handsy and grippy and they makeout like obsessively and messily and it reminds Ilya of them- the way the bottom grips at the tops shoulders as he cums. Ok and he’s like whatever it’s just what I’m into right now (Shane Shane is what he’s into) and then god Shane it’s a whole other thing because Shane kinda usually finds porn cringey and he usually only watched guys getting off alone cause he can get into that but like a lot of the sex seems weird and stilted to him and he just doesn’t really get it. None of them seem into it. And then then he stumbles across this same couple, and it’s passionate and handsy and they talk shit to each other and top puts the bottom in their place, is obsessive about their pleasure, kisses and whispers filthy and it’s so hot and Shane is like 👁️👁️ fuck. Can’t get enough of them. And it’s like fine he isn’t thinking about Ilya all the time it’s just- what he’s into passionate sex (ok the video titles are literally like making my gorgeous bottom cum over and over and the tags are like true love, real couple etc etc) and Shane is like this is chill normal porn men consume.
ANYWAYYYY ! All tHAT to say to say that like they are fucking around on Ilya’s phone one night many many years later post big I love yous etc together proper couple trying to find some old video or something on his camera roll and Shane is like what’s that 🤨🤨 and Ilya is like oh, is downloaded video not me ! And Shane is like oh I know but like it’s so familiar and oh and Ilya is like familiar ? Anyway they uncover they both got off to the same couple that reminded them of the way they were together when they were apart back in the fuck around days. They were sooo good at being casual.
(Anyway then then they fuck while watching one of the videos and Ilya does what the top does in the video the whole time whispering to Shane “you’d fuck yourself with your toys watching this man pretending it was me? Was it good? Did you think about me taking you like this? My good boy always thinking about me” and making Shane watch the screen and not Ilya and making him tell Ilya what parts he liked most, what he’d Thi k about and if he takes his eyes off the screen of stops answering Ilya he stops fucking him)
can you even fucking believe (frame from @ilya-rozanova gif)
this still is so hot to me like so hot. shane’s very first time in life feeling gut wrenching throat grabbing desire!!!!!!! this Mannnnnn he’s such a Man with muscles and cock and huge chest and shane wants this Man!!!!! virgin shane!!!!!!!!!!!!